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Thread: OKLAHOMA SOONERS WR ALLEGED SERIAL MASTURBATER

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    Sounds like the coaching staff was encouraging the behavior:

    Sophomore wide receiver Trey Metoyer was charged with two felony counts of indecent exposure according to documents filed at the Cleveland County Courthouse on Tuesday. Metoyer is currently not with the Oklahoma football team as both Bob Stoops and Jay Norvell said recently Metoyer was taking care of personal issues. "He's going through some things right now," said Norvell Oct. 1. "He's trying to get his hands around it. And so we just wish him the best as he works his way through that." - See more at: http://oklahoma.rivals.com/content.a....EvCWCZdZ.dpuf

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    Hopefully this has a happy ending.

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    Cum. Wait, am I doing this wrong?

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    Quote Originally Posted by BushyTheBeaver View Post
    What was it corn flakes?
    Cap'n Crunch, and he was asking for it.

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    The way I see it, he doesnt have a masturbation problem as much as he has location deficit disorder.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jets Things View Post
    Then I shouldn't mention the time I got caught jerking off in public with a zucchini hanging out of my ass.
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    It happens.
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    GO ON.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BushyTheBeaver View Post
    No, sticky it!
    Sounds like he already stickied it. A few times.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Brooklyn Jet View Post
    Sounds like he already stickied it. A few times.
    Loser. Just think about all the potential NFL cash he let slip through his fingers.

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    On the flip side, at least he doesn't have to pay child support to a gazillion baby mommas like Cro and Adrian Peterson. We should be praising this wanker.

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    He is shooting up draft boards

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    I bet he'd be a load to bring down.

    ** Edit - UT beat me to it
    Last edited by LockeJET; 10-17-2013 at 04:07 PM.

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    At least he owned up to his sickness. Seems like he's a straight shooter.

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    With Holmes most likely in his last year we should really think about drafting this guy. We could use a WR to come across the middle.

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    Cimini and Manish would love covering this guy. After all, they are beat reporters.

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    He could spend his signing bonus at Show World!


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    He'd really excel in the run and shoot offense.

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    I bet he's good at using a stiff arm.

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    Quote Originally Posted by LockeJET View Post
    With Holmes most likely in his last year we should really think about drafting this guy. We could use a WR to come across the middle.


    best in series

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    Quote Originally Posted by LockeJET View Post
    He'd really excel in the run and shoot offense.
    I'm not so sure. He gets a lot of penalties for false starts when he comes across the line prematurely. The refs will be throwing hankies at him all day.


































    thaaaaaaat's right!

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    He may also fit well in the ground and pound.

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