I work with a "blind" woman. "Blind" in quotes because she's not totally blind and from all appearances, can see pretty well.
It also provides a cover because when she speaks and gestures, 8 times out of 10, she will "accidentally" bump into a male colleague's equipment.
(There are several version of this scam which are being perpetrated here, including the infamous "Down's Syndrome Hugging" ploy.)
As this happened yet again, a co-worker explained that she has great bonar - the sonar-like ability of a blind woman (or gay dude) to know exactly where the nearest boner is.
The funniest part is that since this is government, all of you are paying for this daily buffooonery. Which makes me