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    New word for the Hampur lexicon

    I work with a "blind" woman. "Blind" in quotes because she's not totally blind and from all appearances, can see pretty well.

    It also provides a cover because when she speaks and gestures, 8 times out of 10, she will "accidentally" bump into a male colleague's equipment.
    (There are several version of this scam which are being perpetrated here, including the infamous "Down's Syndrome Hugging" ploy.)

    As this happened yet again, a co-worker explained that she has great bonar - the sonar-like ability of a blind woman (or gay dude) to know exactly where the nearest boner is.

    The funniest part is that since this is government, all of you are paying for this daily buffooonery. Which makes me

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    so, some chick at your workplace is just randomly going around grabbing dudes junks...

    and you have a problem with this?


    did southside hack your account?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dirtstar View Post
    so, some chick at your workplace is just randomly going around grabbing dudes junks...

    and you have a problem with this?


    did southside hack your account?
    not chick. 56 yo babushka-type that you don't want within 10 ft of your package. seriously. did southside hack your account?

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    Quote Originally Posted by quantum View Post
    not chick. 56 yo babushka-type that you don't want within 10 ft of your package. seriously. did southside hack your account?
    you pfailed to mention the 56 year old babushkaness in your previous post


    i'm outraged.

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    Quote Originally Posted by quantum View Post
    The funniest part is that since this is government, all of you are paying for this daily buffooonery. Which makes me

    Does that mean we're also paying for your posts?

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    yes, but you can't have your money back.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dirtstar View Post
    you pfailed to mention the 56 year old babushkaness in your previous post


    i'm outraged.

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    omg...i think i was a victim of the 'down syndrone hugging' ploy recently...that little bastard!!...
    Last edited by 2foolish197; 10-22-2013 at 02:22 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fishooked View Post

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