This seems a lot worse than a grapefruit smash to the face...
Armed robber penis-slaps woman in the face after she refused to hand over cash
The 31-year-old woman suspects the thieves saw her take money from a bank the previous day and followed her home. Her father-in-law woke up to hear the crooks trying to get in through the home's backdoor. They did and went into her room and, after failing to get money from her, one of the men slapped her with his private parts. The pair stole two TVs and are currently on the loose.
The robbery took place in Miami. The woman who was slapped suspected the men saw her take out money from a bank the previous day.
An armed robber repeatedly penis-slapped a woman in the face after she refused to hand over cash, police said.
Two masked men allegedly knocked on the backdoor of the 31-year-old victim's Miami home at 3 a.m. Tuesday as she was sleeping.
Her father-in-law answered and they forced their way past — demanding he hand over any money in the property. RELATED: FLORIDA MAN TRIES TO TRADE GATOR FOR A 12-PACK OF BEER
When he said he had none, they kicked down the door to the 31-year-old woman's bedroom, pointed a gun at her head and screamed abuse.
"B----, where is the money?" one of the men shouted.
He then removed his manhood from his pants and used it to hit her in the face.
When she again stated she didn't have any money, the duo stole two TVs valued at $600 before fleeing.
Cops are now hunting the pair, reports the Miami New Times. The Miami Herald reports that the woman thinks the gunmen saw her take money from a bank the previous evening and had followed her home.