I'm 37 and you guys are depressing me this morning.
Don't know why I opened this turd.
Recently diagnosed with a corneal cyst. Cause - keeping my contact lenses in too long. In the 15+ years of wearing them I have never, never fallen asleep/passed out with them in. I only wear them because I can't fukking see. So now I have to wear my glasses - which I hate - more often. And of course the "Wow you really look like your father" comments come rolling out. I'd get laser surgery but I'm a giant pu$$y.
At least my erections are still really impressive.
I'd let my hair get pretty shaggy over the past few months. I finally got it cut yesterday. It's amazing how much more grey I look with the short hair... and yeah... my forehead is becoming an eighthead. I consoled myself by having fun with my 20 something girlfriend, drawback to that is, she at times makes me feel pretty old too (but... dat ass!).
Oh... and damn, my eyesight is getting pretty dodgy.
edit: due to senility... and for the record... I'm 48 (ouch)
Last edited by titanbuoy; 10-30-2013 at 09:56 AM.
Jeeeebus I'm gonna be 37 in December. This thread has me ****ting my pants! My father died of a heart attack at 51. I'm starting to think he got it right. Rubber band ligation!!!!!!! Good lord! Testicle warts!?!?!? Hands free prostate exams!?!?!
Bookmarks