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Thread: Getting Old is Starting to really suck

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    Quote Originally Posted by FF2 View Post
    I got three strange growths frozen off yesterday.

    one on the testiculz.

    True story.
    Well you have to have sex to get an STD so..... that's good news for you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Carlton View Post
    Well you have to have sex to get an STD so..... that's good news for you.
    Exactly what I was thinking. No worries here.

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    I'm 37 and you guys are depressing me this morning.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dmitexxi View Post
    I'm 37 and you guys are depressing me this morning.
    What are you worried about? You still have about three good years before everything starts breaking down.

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    Don't know why I opened this turd.

    Recently diagnosed with a corneal cyst. Cause - keeping my contact lenses in too long. In the 15+ years of wearing them I have never, never fallen asleep/passed out with them in. I only wear them because I can't fukking see. So now I have to wear my glasses - which I hate - more often. And of course the "Wow you really look like your father" comments come rolling out. I'd get laser surgery but I'm a giant pu$$y.

    At least my erections are still really impressive.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jets Things View Post
    Don't know why I opened this turd.

    Recently diagnosed with a corneal cyst. Cause - keeping my contact lenses in too long. In the 15+ years of wearing them I have never, never fallen asleep/passed out with them in. I only wear them because I can't fukking see. So now I have to wear my glasses - which I hate - more often. And of course the "Wow you really look like your father" comments come rolling out. I'd get laser surgery but I'm a giant pu$$y.

    At least my erections are still really impressive.
    Dementia is one of the scariest things that can come with advanced age.

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    I'd let my hair get pretty shaggy over the past few months. I finally got it cut yesterday. It's amazing how much more grey I look with the short hair... and yeah... my forehead is becoming an eighthead. I consoled myself by having fun with my 20 something girlfriend, drawback to that is, she at times makes me feel pretty old too (but... dat ass!).

    Oh... and damn, my eyesight is getting pretty dodgy.


    edit: due to senility... and for the record... I'm 48 (ouch)
    Last edited by titanbuoy; 10-30-2013 at 09:56 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lone Star Lady View Post
    ... place the booby in just the right position and then the machine squishes it to almost flatness in two different directions.
    meh - that's called "foreplay".

    maybe we should have a thread where you list your age, and everything that's gone wrong. just so the youngins know what to expect
    Last edited by quantum; 10-30-2013 at 09:02 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dmitexxi View Post
    I'm 37 and you guys are depressing me this morning.
    have your fun now. That's all I can say.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JetPotato View Post
    Dementia is one of the scariest things that can come with advanced age.
    I'm 34.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jets Things View Post
    I'm 34.
    You have a good 20 years left...lol

    Some things that happen with aging : loss of hair, turning gray, teeth lose calcium, knees lose cartilage, loss of muscle, eye sight gets worse. Good news is medicine has improved and there are solutions to most of those problems.

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    Jeeeebus I'm gonna be 37 in December. This thread has me ****ting my pants! My father died of a heart attack at 51. I'm starting to think he got it right. Rubber band ligation!!!!!!! Good lord! Testicle warts!?!?!? Hands free prostate exams!?!?!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jets Things View Post
    I'm 34.
    34 is the new FF2

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    Quote Originally Posted by quantum View Post
    34 is the new FF2
    I just threw up a little.

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    Quote Originally Posted by crossfire View Post
    What are you worried about? You still have about three good years before everything starts breaking down.
    We aren't talking about my junk failing are we?

    Quote Originally Posted by FF2 View Post
    have your fun now. That's all I can say.
    where do you get your viagra from?

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    Quote Originally Posted by dmitexxi View Post
    where do you get your viagra from?
    The 1 percenters pay for mine.

    THANKS OBAMA!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by JetPotato View Post
    Dementia is one of the scariest things that can come with advanced age.
    +1

    It's one of the worst things to go through, as victim, and as loved one. Painful in a unique way Cancer and the like isn't, but just as horrid and horrible.

    Quote Originally Posted by FF2 View Post
    The 1 percenters pay for mine.

    THANKS OBAMA!!!!
    Um....shouldn't that be "thanks 1%'ers"?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lone Star Lady View Post
    As if doctors don't stick their finger up women's butts to check things, too . . . happens to everyone, we just don't talk about it.

    At least you don't get the pleasure of the stirrup chair and the cold metal specula (google that one!) every time you visit the doctor.

    And don't scoff at mammograms. They don't bother me too much, but they can be painful sometimes. The technician has to place the booby in just the right position and then the machine squishes it to almost flatness in two different directions.




    Guess you haven't gotten to the age of . . . colonoscopy!


    They should really start calling them SLAMMOgrams

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fishooked View Post
    They should really start calling them SLAMMOgrams
    LMAO!!!

    I tried to "rep you up" on this but looks like I'm out of ammo. haha... Slammogram

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