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    Quote Originally Posted by frostlich View Post
    Speaking of JT... I'll steal this idea from another guy.

    Get her a pair of whore boots and a dildo. Then if she doesn't like the boots she can go **** herself.
    This. I like this. Or, if you really want to sweep her off her feet, give her the gift of southside.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Peebag View Post
    I'm simply amazed that people come to an off-topic football forum to ask for relationship advice...
    It's not just any off-topic football forum... he's looking for relationship advice in a Jets off-topic football forum.

    Maybe there is something to be read into here...

    Maybe Ruby's relationships are in a never ending rebuild mode.

    He says he hit it but isn't it more likely he got to the sexual equivalent of two years in a row of losing the AFC Championship game two years and he's living off that?

    Sounds like he's looking for relationship equivalent of mod status and... well... need I say more?

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    Since you've already been intimate, jewelry is the way to go. FF2 has a good idea. If you know any of her friends or someone who knows her, get some advice on what she may like. Good luck and Merry Christmas.

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    may be a little too early for jewelry. how about something meaningful to her? Or something related to something the 2 of you shared?

    you want to get her all choked up and offer you the buttsex.

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    Take her to the zoo.

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    Quote Originally Posted by shakin318 View Post
    Take her to the zoo.

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    marry her immediately. she sounds like the ONE...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ruby2 View Post
    I was thinking jewelry, seems easy.

    And no dicks, I havent been friend zoned. Allready hit it.
    Are you nuts, no jewelry.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Apache 51 View Post
    Are you nuts, no jewelry.
    absolutely no jewelry if you're not even officially dating.

    if she's your girlfriend by Valentine's Day, then you can give her some jewelry (Vajazzling is all the rage these days).


    for Christmas, get her something you know she likes and hopefully that you can enjoy together (like Vajazzling).

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ruby2 View Post
    We have been talking for about two months pretty much going out once a week during that time period. I would say we are casually dating.

    My question is should I get her something for Christmas?
    Yes.

    Nothing crazy/overboard, but yes, obviously, yes.

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    Sears has a nice Holiday Special on a pots and pans combo right now.

    It's what I'm getting the wife.

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    Quote Originally Posted by John_0515 View Post
    If you get her something that will remind her of you, like a scarf, etc., that will go a long way. If she wants something more, she'll wear it all the time. If she loses interest, you're out 30$. I don't see the problem of getting her a Christmas gift if it's modest, but thoughtful. It's the thought you put into it that will make the statement. You know better than anyone here if she'll be receptive to it.
    Quote Originally Posted by RaoulDuke View Post
    Ah that's different. From your OP it sounded like all you guys were doing was talking and going out.

    Get her the pair of interactive bra and panties that you can stimulate using your iphone. PM JT, he may have a sale going.
    I like a combo of both of these. Get her a nice scarf (not sure $30 will cover that, but you're a big hitter...you're better than that Ruby1) and then have a set of whorish lingerie tuck nicely in the confines of said scarf. You've got the class and ass all wrapped up in one. Chicks dig that.

    And then have her log on here - we'll make her a mod. That would be like the best Christmas ever!

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    Where the **** do you get a nice scarf from these days

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ruby2 View Post
    So this is probably a dumb idea buts it's 4am and i can't fall back to sleep so **** it.

    My question to hampurnation regards a girl I am talking to currently. We have been talking for about two months pretty much going out once a week during that time period. I would say we are casually dating but I wouldn't mind if it progressed into something more. My question is should I get her something for Christmas? I would want to get her something nice but don't want to come off to strong. What do you guys think?

    have you banged her yet????

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jets Things View Post

    I am laughing so hard at this thread!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    BRAVO!

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    Here's a novel concept: ask her.

    Should be a simple, light-hearted convo - "So, what do you think, should we exchange gifts?" You could even share with her that your gut instinct was to get her something, but you were worried about making her uncomfortable.

    Being straightforward and honest goes a long way, whatever road this thing with her heads down.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ruby2 View Post
    Where the **** do you get a nice scarf from these days
    Nursing home arts and craft fair or estate sale.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ruby2 View Post
    Where the **** do you get a nice scarf from these days
    Department stores carry both scarves AND whorish lingerie.

    Go find some 20 something hot chick working at Neiman Marcus and explain to her that you have been banging this girl for a month and that you'd like to buy her some lingerie. After you convince her to try on for you so you can see what it would look like (might as well swing for the fences and see if you can nail her in the dressing room), have her pick out a scarf for you as well.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ruby2 View Post
    Where the **** do you get a nice scarf from these days
    Are you completely incompetent?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bonhomme Richard View Post
    Are you completely incompetent?
    Pretty much, yes

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