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    Quote Originally Posted by BushyTheBeaver View Post
    Nursing home arts and craft fair or estate sale.
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    Pick her up in a Limo, and take her to see the tree, then dinner.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ruby2 View Post
    Where the **** do you get a nice scarf from these days
    For realz?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bonhomme Richard View Post
    Are you completely incompetent?
    Uhhhh... he lobbied for and was actually denied modship... on not just any football forum... but a Jets football forum and you really need to ask this?



























    For the record, another questions you probably didn't need to to ask was " Are those sores down there contagious?"







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    So this is probably a dumb idea buts it's 4am and i can't fall back to sleep so **** it.

    My question to hampurnation regards a girl I am talking to currently. We have been talking for about two months pretty much going out once a week during that time period. I would say we are casually dating but I wouldn't mind if it progressed into something more. My question is should I get her something for Christmas? I would want to get her something nice but don't want to come off to strong. What do you guys think?

    i dont know how old you are but i suspect early 20's. you want my advice? just tell her you like her and want her to be your girlfriend. If she is going on steady dates with you, she likes you too and is probably thinking "wtf is wrong with this dude?"

    and yes buy her a thoughtful gift. spend only 50-100. get something that is related to something she said in the past. girls love that stuff "i remember you telling me about ****** so I figured youd like one of these ****"

    good luck

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    Quote Originally Posted by RaoulDuke View Post
    You don't have that problem. The sheep don't talk back.
    Hey..would you kiss your mother with that mouth? No wait I forgot it was you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bonhomme Richard View Post
    Are you completely incompetent?
    Duh..he came here for advice.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dickkotite View Post
    i dont know how old you are but i suspect early 20's. you want my advice? just tell her you like her and want her to be your girlfriend. If she is going on steady dates with you, she likes you too and is probably thinking "wtf is wrong with this dude?"

    and yes buy her a thoughtful gift. spend only 50-100. get something that is related to something she said in the past. girls love that stuff "i remember you telling me about ****** so I figured youd like one of these ****"

    good luck
    The hampur is no place for rational discussion. PLEASE refrain and retort with something more appropriate, like Dick in a box jokes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by crossfire View Post
    Get her Billy Joel tickets.
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    Ruby, too soon for anything of significance, she'll think you're a stalk-weirdo and run off looking for another metroseshual.

    Have you considered a shrubbery.

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    How about a Frisbee? Red or green should do.

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    And people have the audacity to bust my balls....

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    Quote Originally Posted by 32green View Post
    Have you considered a shrubbery.

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    With your junk poking up through the leaves.

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    Quote Originally Posted by southside View Post
    And people have the audacity to bust my balls....
    You would have had the whole Mormon Tabernacle Choir outside her window after one date wherein she didnt call the Special VIctims Unit on you, or produce a mace product from her purse mid-syllable.

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    Does she even LIKE scarves?
    I don't like wearing a scarf, it just gets in the way and bothers my neck. If some guy bought me one, I'd be like "yeah that's nice but you obviously don't know me or care what I like." And then my sister would get a nice re-gift!

    If you've been talking for two months, you must know her likes and dislikes. Put a little thought into this and buy her something small but nice, maybe a remembrance of one of your nights out. NOT one of your nights in.

    Agree with what dickk said " girls love that stuff "i remember you telling me about ****** so I figured youd like one of these ****" "

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lone Star Lady View Post
    Agree with what dick said
    Is it just me or is that one of the sexiest things any woman ever said?

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    Quote Originally Posted by 32green View Post
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    Have you considered a shrubbery.

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    Quote Originally Posted by crossfire View Post
    Is it just me or is that one of the sexiest things any woman ever said?
    "Mash my dinner" has to be up there.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ruby2 View Post
    I was thinking jewelry, seems easy.

    And no dicks, I havent been friend zoned. Allready hit it.
    Good thought but keep it just above pedestrian. I purchased a pearl ring with a small diamond on each side of it for a young lady I was going out with (now my wife) and she loved it. It was moderate on the cash outlay and it was appreciated as she wore it often. I still couldn't get that far with her at the time though, so you might have to deal with that.

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    Ruby you dope - walk into Macy's or Forever21 and tell the first salesgirl that some loser is stealing your girl; he's a drug-dealing poser that lives at home with his mother. You gotta have the perfect gift.

    Oh I wish I was young and stupid again.

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