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    Tomorrow could be my last day.

    Business trip to Orlando. Supposed to fly out of LGA at noon during the deadliest ice storm in recorded histrionics. Unless Sully Yeager is flying my ice-coated plane, I'm either going to drown from hypothermeeiz in Jamaica Bay. or I'm going to off myself by sticking my finger in an unprotected airport socket at Gate 14A after the 12 hours delay of being stuck between fat smelly anxious losers incoherently orking into their cell phones to Epcot customer service in a frantic bid to reschedule their Rascal rentals.

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    Something tells me you won't be flying tomorrow. I'll be flying to Orlando for business on Sunday, when the supposed winter storm that could dump up to 30" on us will be allegedly blown out to sea, per CookieMonsta.

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    one can only hope.....










































    NAHHHH....take care and be safe!

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    Quote Originally Posted by shakin318 View Post
    Business trip to Orlando. Supposed to fly out of LGA at noon during the deadliest ice storm in recorded histrionics. Unless Sully Yeager is flying my ice-coated plane, I'm either going to drown from hypothermeeiz in Jamaica Bay. or I'm going to off myself by sticking my finger in an unprotected airport socket at Gate 14A after the 12 hours delay of being stuck between fat smelly anxious losers incoherently orking into their cell phones to Epcot customer service in a frantic bid to reschedule their Rascal rentals.
    GOOD LUCK

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    Sorry for your loss.

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    Pick up your phone, Mark.


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    Na na na na...OH WAIT. Nevermind. Have a safe trip.



    (read the title and thought you were leaving the forum or something)

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    In 2012 I flew on over 100 different types of aircraft, endured all elements of weather imagined, and sat through many delays because of it.

    You'll be fine.

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    Quote Originally Posted by shakin318 View Post
    Business trip to Orlando. Supposed to fly out of LGA at noon during the deadliest ice storm in recorded histrionics. Unless Sully Yeager is flying my ice-coated plane, I'm either going to drown from hypothermeeiz in Jamaica Bay. or I'm going to off myself by sticking my finger in an unprotected airport socket at Gate 14A after the 12 hours delay of being stuck between fat smelly anxious losers incoherently orking into their cell phones to Epcot customer service in a frantic bid to reschedule their Rascal rentals.
    I can't believe you actually hired ragu to post for you. God help us all.

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    How far away from the cockpit will you be sitting?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jetworks View Post
    How far away from the cockpit will you be sitting?
    He likes it in near the tail.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by John_0515 View Post
    He likes it in near the tail.....

    Innuendos 4 Life, B*tches!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by John_0515 View Post
    In 2012 I flew on over 100 different types of aircraft, endured all elements of weather imagined, and sat through many delays because of it.

    You'll be fine.
    100 different types?

    Name them or I call BS.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vin View Post
    Innuendos 4 Life, B*tches!!
    He'd rather be up front where the captain can invite him into his cockpit?

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    Quote Originally Posted by FF2 View Post
    100 different types?

    Name them or I call BS.
    Over 100 flights, different types of aircraft. Sorry for my poor descriptive abilities.

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    Quote Originally Posted by John_0515 View Post
    Over 100 flights, different types of aircraft. Sorry for my poor descriptive abilities.
    apology accepted, just keepin it real. Here in '14.

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    ***** you so polar vortex'd.

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    Quote Originally Posted by FF2 View Post
    apology accepted, just keepin it real. Here in '14.
    You're the best.

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    Cancel the trip and reschedule. You're not flying anywhere tomorrow. Don't even waste time thinking it's a possibility, cuz it isn't.

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    Shakin's def. the "OMG WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!!!" Guy











    And thats buying coffee at DD's.

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