Look at you, Andy Dufresne, trying to curry favor with the guards.
Off topic for sure and not to hijack the Sooth birthday thread (Happy Birthday, Sooth!), but I saw Craig Ferguson perform last night and the guy that voices the gay robot skeleton Geoff Peterson on his late night show opened for him (Josh Thompson). Dude does the most ridiculous Morgan Freeman impression (let alone for a white dude) that I've ever heard. In fact he said he voiced the grunts and groans in MF's place for the Lego Movie cuz he didn't wanna do it...and then he showed up anyway on the day it was to be performed to see who was doing it.