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Thread: Anyone actually use the ****hole in their briefs?

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    Anyone actually use the ****hole in their briefs?

    Its like trying to birth a hippo through the z shaped canal of gerbil.

    You hook your fingers this way and that...cant get to the end of the fabric...then just friggin undo the belt and yank yer pants and unnerpants down to free willy.

    Seems dumb.

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    never in my life. why do they bother?

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    I wear boxer briefs when it's cold and boxers when it's warm. I use the dickhole for both. Just give yourself a few extra seconds and everything will be jake.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 32green View Post
    Its like trying to birth a hippo through the z shaped canal of gerbil.

    You hook your fingers this way and that...cant get to the end of the fabric...then just friggin undo the belt and yank yer pants and unnerpants down to free willy.

    Seems dumb.

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    Nothing wrong with the design. This screams User error.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dickkotite View Post
    never in my life. why do they bother?
    I always try out of politeness when I'm in a public restroom, despite a 1000% failure rate, then do the manic hand shuffling that looks like waaaay too much activity for that particular...activity, as it were.

    The sound of a belt unbuckling at a urinal....unsettling.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 32green View Post
    Its like trying to birth a hippo through the z shaped canal of gerbil.

    You hook your fingers this way and that...cant get to the end of the fabric...then just friggin undo the belt and yank yer pants and unnerpants down to free willy.

    Seems dumb.

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    At first I thought this thread title said 'azzhole'....and I was like, well my briefs don't have that feature, thank god.
    But yeah I can't be bothered with that hassle.

    The same people that use "easy access penis portal' are the same ones that stand there and pee with no hands.
    Deviants.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fishooked View Post
    At first I thought this thread title said 'azzhole'....and I was like, well my briefs don't have that feature, thank god.
    But yeah I can't be bothered with that hassle.

    The same people that use "easy access penis portal' are the same ones that stand there and pee with no hands.
    Deviants.
    I was in the McDonalds restroom on the NYS Thruway on Tues. coming home from skiing. (the last one before the Tapp).

    A dude was on the bowl, loudly applying for a job interview from the stall. Meanwhile I'm frantically trying to hook my schween through the ****hole thinking he's the idiot.

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    I use the easy access penis portal, this goes way back. I'm a whiz at this.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NPTJET53 View Post
    Nothing wrong with the design. This screams User error.
    This.


    It's as easy as 1 2 3.

    Zip, flip, piss, shake, replace.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Big L View Post


    This.


    It's as easy as 1 2 3.

    Zip, flip, piss, shake, replace.
    Define flip.


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    Quote Originally Posted by 32green View Post
    I was in the McDonalds restroom on the NYS Thruway on Tues. coming home from skiing. (the last one before the Tapp).

    A dude was on the bowl, loudly applying for a job interview from the stall. Meanwhile I'm frantically trying to hook my schween through the ****hole thinking he's the idiot.
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    Try some looser pants, how the hell are you getting wrapped up in there, LOL, me gawd man, lol theres a hole in your pants, reach in pull out?

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    You're not supposed to use it to pee through. It just there to allow the front of the briefs to expand a little as necessary without getting permanently stretched out.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fishooked View Post
    At first I thought this thread title said 'azzhole'....and I was like, well my briefs don't have that feature, thank god.
    But yeah I can't be bothered with that hassle.

    The same people that use "easy access penis portal' are the same ones that stand there and pee with no hands.
    Deviants.
    I thought the thread title said ****e hole, and just assumed 32 wears his undapants backwards.

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    It usually takes all 4 hours of my erection to get it through there.





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    Quote Originally Posted by 32green View Post
    Its like trying to birth a hippo through the z shaped canal of gerbil.

    You hook your fingers this way and that...cant get to the end of the fabric...then just friggin undo the belt and yank yer pants and unnerpants down to free willy.

    Seems dumb.

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    you do understand they make different sizes of underwear, right?

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    Who the fock still wears unnerwears? It's 2014 deeks. Your all homos.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 32green View Post
    I was in the McDonalds restroom on the NYS Thruway on Tues. coming home from skiing. (the last one before the Tapp).

    A dude was on the bowl, loudly applying for a job interview from the stall. Meanwhile I'm frantically trying to hook my schween through the ****hole thinking he's the idiot.
    Common! How close are you standing to the urinal?

    The few remaining chicks we have meandering around this forum aren't coming near this thread with a ten foot pole (or a 3 inch one in your case) If they do it will be to remind everyone to put the seat down! But it's a urinal...there is no seat....so shut it ladies and focus on playing better hockey! :shakescane:

    Meanwhile, as I continue typing this reply, 32 is still standing in front of a urinal...fiddling with his belt, zipper and unnerpants dickhole like its a Rubik's cube! His peen takes longer to find a hole than Shonn Greene for cripesakes!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Peebag View Post
    you do understand they make different sizes of underwear, right?

    Make? They come at Christmas, dodo. Like clockwork.

    Quote Originally Posted by jetstream23 View Post
    Common! How close are you standing to the urinal?

    The few remaining chicks we have meandering around this forum aren't coming near this thread with a ten foot pole (or a 3 inch one in your case) If they do it will be to remind everyone to put the seat down! But it's a urinal...there is no seat....so shut it ladies and focus on playing better hockey! :shakescane:

    Meanwhile, as I continue typing this reply, 32 is still standing in front of a urinal...fiddling with his belt, zipper and unnerpants dickhole like its a Rubik's cube! His peen takes longer to find a hole than Shonn Greene for cripesakes!
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    I have all of my clothes altered this way.
    That way we avoid a Something About Mary zipper tragedy.


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    it's stupid.

    Like gum

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