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    Quote Originally Posted by thebigragu View Post
    Nope sorry no ass rape the handicapped get their own cells and pods. Rent a porno
    Any suggestions?

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    Quote Originally Posted by 32green View Post
    (holding knife)

    I was gonna make ribs?!





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    Does Murph ever speak of us?

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    Quote Originally Posted by thebigragu View Post
    Umm he was the one that came out with the comment, and im pretty sure your the one posting me and an ark on mars in a photo. So stop the fatass weeping boy routine
    Oh, but you on Mars was good, you have to admit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by leftturn3 View Post
    Oh, but you on Mars was good, you have to admit.
    Yeah i told him already i laughed my azz off

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    Quote Originally Posted by Timmy® View Post
    Does Murph ever speak of us?
    Oddly...no.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Timmy® View Post
    Does Murph ever speak of us?
    Quote Originally Posted by 32green View Post
    Oddly...no.


    Whar are you 2 talking in code about? Peaches and doughnuts code talk AHH i know who, 73
    Last edited by 32green; 04-10-2014 at 08:31 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by thebigragu View Post
    The F you two talking in code about? Peaches and doughnuts word play bs will not be tolerated.
    Green Homer

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    Quote Originally Posted by 2milehighJet View Post
    Green Homer
    No I figured it out

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    Quote Originally Posted by TokyoJetsFan View Post
    Yeah the puking thing was pathetic. Also, when you wake up and your girlfriend is not in bed and you hear someone in the bathroom, your first thought shouldn't be to unload a clip into the bathroom when you hear someone in there behind a closed door.
    Well, it should be your first thought if....you know....you're trying to murder your girlfriend.

    This guy should fry. Not only is he saying he shot through a closed door with no idea who or what was on the other side, but there are multiple witnesses who heard screaming and shouting from both male and female voices coming from his apartment.

    They had a fight, she runs to the bathroom, he shoots her.....yada yada yada....a year later he's puking in a bucket trying to save his own skin.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hitman Harris View Post
    What about the death penalty? In general.
    All for it. Guys like Oscar Pistorius and OJ deserve the death penalty. I take it to the next level put it on On Demand - I would pay money to watch that.

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    Next rant...Pristorious

    I seem to recall there were a string of texts involved in this case which painted the picture of what a sick fvck this guy is.

    BTW - why the hell is everyone pissed off at Jaco Pastorious, he's been dead for years.
    Last edited by RageATL; 04-10-2014 at 05:34 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TokyoJetsFan View Post
    I see what Pistorius is doing; he is going to jail for 25 years and when he gets released... Bam! President of South Africa.

    That's how it works over there, right?
    LOL

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    How about ass rape with disease followed by some form of rotting as a result?

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    Quote Originally Posted by EM31 View Post
    How about ass rape with disease followed by some form of rotting as a result?
    Now we on the track

    Last edited by Hitman Harris; 04-10-2014 at 07:27 AM.

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    seems like Andrea Peyser read this thread lol

    http://nypost.com/2014/04/10/oscar-p...-is-sickening/

    Oscar Pistorius’ pathetic display at his own trial is sickening

    By Andrea Peyser
    April 10, 2014 | 12:58am
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    Give this retching, crying, sniveling, vomiting degenerate an Academy Award! I don’t know how much more I can take of Oscar Pistorius’ rubbish.
    A prosecutor on Wednesday ordered the athlete known as the “Blade Runner’’ for the carbon-fiber blades that replace his lower legs — which he’s not afraid to use as props to score pity — to “take responsibility’’ for slaughtering his beautiful girlfriend, Reeva Steenkamp, on Valentine’s Day, 2013.
    He told Pistorius, 27, to look at a picture of the blood- and human-tissue-covered head of the model and TV personality, who died, like a caged animal, at age 29 inside Pistorius’ bathroom. He refused to look.
    “It’s time that you look at it!’’ yelled lead prosecutor Gerrie Nel.
    “I will not look at a picture where I’m tormented by what I saw and felt that night,’’ Pistorius cried. “As I picked Reeva up, my fingers touched her head,’’ he said in a sobbing, three-hanky performance capable of drawing the envy of many a Hollywood star. “I remember. I don’t have to look at a picture, I was there.”
    It was Pistorius’ third day of testimony in his premeditated-murder trial in a Pretoria, South Africa, courtroom and his first day of cross-examination. On Monday, he vomited into a plastic bucket conveniently located on the floor by his side as a forensic psychologist detailed the bullet wounds that killed Reeva. The sight of Pistorius’ insides are old news to court observers, who’ve been treated to his upchucking fits during court sessions past.
    He’s as shameless as he is gross. On Tuesday, Pistorius played the sympathy card by removing his prosthetic legs, which fit below his knees, to show just how vulnerable he is without them. Crying crocodile tears, he testified he was legless and thought Reeva was in bed on the night he shot her four times, believing she was an intruder hiding inside “the toilet,’’ waiting to pounce inside his Pretoria home.
    Prosecutors maintain Steenkamp cowered in the bathroom after a vicious fight, then Pistorius killed her in a fit of rage. If convicted of premeditated murder, he could get 25 years to life in prison.
    That a six-time gold-medal Paralympian who competed in the 2012 Olympics in London — the first double-amputee ever to run alongside able-bodied athletes — could try so hard to be seen as soft and powerless is an insult to strong and capable disabled people.
    On Wednesday, Pistorius testified, incredibly, “I made a mistake’’ when he shot his girlfriend. Strapping on your carbon blades backward is a mistake. Taking a young woman’s life is an obscenity.
    “You made a mistake?’’ shot back prosecutor Nel. “What was your mistake?” Pistorius said his mistake was that he “took Reeva’s life.”
    “You killed a person, that’s what you did! You shot and killed Reeva. Won’t you take a responsibility for that?” Nel demanded.
    “Say it: ‘I shot and killed Reeva Steenkamp.’ ”
    But Pistorius would not repeat the words. He replied only, “I did” as he held his head in his hands and rocked from side to side.
    The prosecutor showed a video of a grinning Pistorius shooting at a watermelon, saying it was “softer than brains’’ and calling a powerful .50-caliber handgun a “zombie stopper.’’
    “You know the same happened to Reeva’s head,’’ said the prosecutor. “It exploded.”
    Oscar Pistorius makes me sick to my stomach.

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    Quote Originally Posted by thebigragu View Post
    Ok 8 percent of your body weight is blood. Second this guys arm are about 3 to 4 times more powerful then ours. Crawling around on the floor is quick almost catlike movements is no problem whatsoever for him. Not sure how much further we should go. A hacksaw of any sort or even a good knife or knives is going to make things real easy. This guy having money he had good knives the kind chefs use real sharp. Scene is contained to bathroom and tub almost perfect walk in shower tub probably huge walk in shower.

    You need at tops 5 bags each weighing lets say 22 pounds maybe even less the blood is gone or most of it. Even without a friend this guy gets this done in 2 hours or less. The door is not an immediate concern as you aren't calling the cops here with the holes. First part is the body the blood the brains for now just have to make it clean not get rid of dna another hour and a half. This guy can shift a 22 pound bag one at a time to his vehicle that is handicapped accessible im guessing no problem.



    search get rid of human body

    result https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&rct=...o3WEH6gsvIypXQ

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    First, be smart from the very beginning. Pulverize all teeth, burn off fingerprints, and disfigure the face. Forcing a DNA test to establish identity (if it ever comes to that) might introduce the legal/forensic hurdle that saves your ass down the line. An unidentifiable body can, in a pinch, be dressed in thrift store clothes and dropped in a bad part of town where the police are less likely to question it. I don't reommend that disposal method, I'm just saying an easily identifiable body is an even bigger threat than the opposite.

    Assuming you have it inside a house where you can work on it a bit, the first thing you want to do is drain it of fluids. This will make it easier to cut up, and slow decomposition a little bit. The best way to do this quick and dirty is to perforate the body with a pointed knife, and then perform CPR on it. Cut the fronts of the thighs deep, diagonally, to slit the femoral arteries. Then pump the chest. The valves in the heart will still work when dead, and the springback of the ribcage can put apply a fair amount of suction to the artria. Do this in a tub. Plug the drain, and mingle lots of bleach with the bodily fluids before unplugging the drain to empty the tub. This should help control the stench of death, which would otherwise reek from your gutter gratings. Do everything you can to control odors. Plug in an ionizer, burn candles, leave bowls of baking soda everywhere. Ventilate the room in the middle of the night, but otherwise keep it closed. Keep the body under a plastic sheet while it's in the tub.

    If you want to bury, I recommend seperating the body into several parts, and burying them seperately. For one thing, it's easier to dig a deep enough hole for a head than for an entire body. this reduces your chances of being discovered while you are actually outside and digging the grave.
    That is the one thing you can't do inside the doors of your house, and represents a vulnerable moment you want to keep brief, under 2 hours. Do it between 3 and 5 am. It's also less likely for someone to call the police if their dog digs up some chunk of meat, than if they dig up an enitre body. They may assume it's an animal carcass disfigured by decomposition, and leave it alone or dispose of it. It's also more likely that the dog will consume all of it before anyone knows the difference. A whole skeleton is another story. You can cut a body into 6 pieces faster than you think. It's not much different than boning a chicken, but it takes more work, a big knife, and time. A hammer will be useful for pulverizing joints or driving the knife deep where it doesn't want to go. Anyway it's wise to crush as much of the skeleton as you can along the way. It will aid in making the body less identifiable for what it is as it decomposes.

    that post goes on but ill stoop there






    what i typed best way to dispose of deer carcass

    my results

    https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&rct=...64507335,d.cWc


    https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&rct=...64507335,d.cWc


    https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&rct=...64507335,d.cWc

    2nd post in reveals this
    Bag em up head legs in one bag
    ribs in another
    hind quarters in another and go to an appt complex and dump em.....Use the cover of the night because people do not like deer carcasses in their trash!

    However this is no good it would have made him feel like hey this is definatly doable but a human in a bag and not a deer somebody spots this for sure so new search now your feeling a glimmer of hope

    my search
    can acid totally melt a human body

    my result 4 links down
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    Assassins for Mexican-American drug cartels have been dissolving their victims' bodies in chemicals,

    Acids can dissolve a body more completely than lye—liquefying even the bones and teeth—but it takes longer and can be hazardous. British murderer John George Haigh used sulfuric acid to dissolve at least six of his victims in the 1940s. He processed the bodies in a 45-gallon oil drum and reported that the victims dissolved completely in about two days. He also said he had to leave the room, finding the fumes intolerable. (Sulfuric acid can cause third-degree burns. A sprinkling of lye will merely irritate the skin but can be more dangerous if it's mixed with water.) In 1980, a Gambino crime family henchman dissolved the body of a man who had accidentally killed John Gotti's son in a traffic accident, using a 55-gallon drum and an unknown acid.

    In addition to being safer and more efficient, lye is also easier to obtain than strong acids. You can purchase 8 pounds of it—enough to dissolve a few bodies—from soap-making or farm-supply stores for less than $15. If you can't wait for delivery, pick up some drain cleaner from the supermarket, but it's so dilute that you may need to use quite a few bottles. Sales of strong acids are much more tightly monitored, because they can be used in bomb-making (PDF).

    Once again hope, now just hide the bags then step 2 tomm first 48 hrs are cruicial to the police i think we all know that now. So get those bags buried or simply store under the house your going to need a oil drum or some other type container tomm maybe not maybe we go the grave lye route. What im saying is he would have made an effort. This is assuming he has no friends he thinks he can totally trust, he'd get caught sure but he'd think he had a shot of getting this done
    that took 18 minutes thinking and working like a panicked first time murderer

    Me I'm in the crematorium and you're already gone
    Do you know what nemesis means?




    Brick Top: Do you know what "nemesis" means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by an 'orrible ****... me.

    Brick Top: You're always gonna have problems lifting a body in one piece. Apparently the best thing to do is cut up a corpse into six pieces and pile it all together.

    Sol: Would someone mind telling me, who are you?

    Brick Top: And when you got your six pieces, you gotta get rid of them, because it's no good leaving it in the deep freeze for your mum to discover, now is it? Then I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies' digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don't want to go sievin' through pig ****, now do you? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, "as greedy as a pig."
    Last edited by RaoulDuke; 04-10-2014 at 08:15 AM.

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    Take away this *******s prostheses and make him a zoo exhibit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Apache 51 View Post
    Take away this *******s prostheses and make him a zoo exhibit.
    lol oh no

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    he doesn't have a leg to stand on.
    drum roll crash cymbal

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jets Things View Post
    lol oh no
    When YOU are shocked....thats saying something.



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