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    Quote Originally Posted by 32green View Post
    When YOU are shocked....thats saying something.


    It's less shock and more of a "we don't know how many limbless freaks we have on JI" reaction.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jets Things View Post
    It's less shock and more of a "we don't know how many limbless freaks we have on JI" reaction.
    So in a way, you are a humanitarian.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RaoulDuke View Post
    Do you know what nemesis means?

    Best gangster in a movie ever Bricktop. " no thank you turkish I'm sweet enough"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Apache 51 View Post
    Take away this *******s prostheses and make him a zoo exhibit.
    Geezus ,why not remove his arms as well make him some type of prop to toss about at the dolphin show in Sea World

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    Quote Originally Posted by thebigragu View Post
    Geezus ,why not remove his arms as well make him some type of prop to toss about at the dolphin show in Sea World
    Last edited by crossfire; 04-10-2014 at 10:20 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by crossfire View Post
    Another Cross HOF!!


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    Quote Originally Posted by crossfire View Post

    lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by jetswin View Post
    Hes as shameless as he is gross. On Tuesday, Pistorius played the sympathy card by removing his prosthetic legs, which fit below his knees, to show just how vulnerable he is without them. Crying crocodile tears, he testified he was legless.
    Ok that is kind of dirtbagish, plus i'd like to know what he did some sort of half assed rolling stump crawl, because I'm telling you they are as quick as cats on those arms

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    Quote Originally Posted by crossfire View Post
    Oh a gif this time lol ty

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    Quote Originally Posted by thebigragu View Post
    I'm telling you they are as quick as cats on those arms

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    Quote Originally Posted by 32green View Post
    So in a way, you are a humanitarian.

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    Well, yeah.

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    Quote Originally Posted by thebigragu View Post
    Best gangster in a movie ever Bricktop. " no thank you turkish I'm sweet enough"
    First thing I thought of when I read your how-to guide on how to remove a body.

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    BTW, who the fvck would just fire four shots through the door if you thought a burglar was in your bathroom? OMG, burglar! Pop pop pop pop! Personally, I don't keep my gold bars in the commode, so even if it was a burglar, I'm not too worried (a turd burglar?), but for the sake of argument, let's say pistorius does. Now you have the advantage, being armed and only one way out of the bathroom, so why not wait and see who it is? You totally have the advantage. If the door opens and it's a burglar, fire away. If it opens and it's someone else, you saved a life.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Big L View Post
    BTW, who the fvck would just fire four shots through the door if you thought a burglar was in your bathroom? OMG, burglar! Pop pop pop pop! Personally, I don't keep my gold bars in the commode, so even if it was a burglar, I'm not too worried (a turd burglar?), but for the sake of argument, let's say pistorius does. Now you have the advantage, being armed and only one way out of the bathroom, so why not wait and see who it is? You totally have the advantage. If the door opens and it's a burglar, fire away. If it opens and it's someone else, you saved a life.
    Have you ever had a wife or girlfriend go to the bathroom and slam the door when they are pissed at you? They were fighting, she went to the bathroom and this roided gimp shot her. I believe him that he was crying and holding her body b.c I am sure he did love her but a crime of passion is still a crime. Hope he gets the max and every day he suffers.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DDNYjets View Post
    Have you ever had a wife or girlfriend go to the bathroom and slam the door when they are pissed at you? They were fighting, she went to the bathroom and this roided gimp shot her. I believe him that he was crying and holding her body b.c I am sure he did love her but a crime of passion is still a crime. Hope he gets the max and every day he suffers.
    Oh I completely agree. She says go fvck yourself, goes to the bathroom to piss and slams the door, he gimps up grabs his pistola and fires 4 in the door.

    Additionally, if you thought it was a burglar, why not call the popo immediately as you also grab your gun?

    This guy should fry. But I think he's a big celebrity in SA, so he'll prolly get away with it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DDNYjets View Post
    Have you ever had a wife or girlfriend go to the bathroom and slam the door when they are pissed at you? They were fighting, she went to the bathroom and this roided gimp shot her. I believe him that he was crying and holding her body b.c I am sure he did love her but a crime of passion is still a crime. Hope he gets the max and every day he suffers.
    For the record, he has never tested positive for steroids. That said, he's a murderer.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jets Things View Post
    For the record, he has never tested positive for steroids. That said, he's a murderer.
    I know but put a gun to my head and I say he dopes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by thebigragu View Post
    Geezus ,why not remove his arms as well make him some type of prop to toss about at the dolphin show in Sea World
    <knock, knock>

    Bobby: Hello Mrs. C, can Billy come out and play baseball with us?

    Mrs. C: Now Bobby, you know Billy can't play baseball he has no arms or legs.

    Bobby: That's ok Mrs. C, we need to use him for 3rd base!

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    If we ban guns, only roided up Paralympics dudes will have guns!

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    Quote Originally Posted by FF2 View Post
    If we ban guns, only roided up Paralympics dudes will have guns!
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