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**Jets Things** · 04-10-2014, 08:39 AM

Originally Posted by 32green

When YOU are shocked....thats saying something.

It's less shock and more of a "we don't know how many limbless freaks we have on JI" reaction.

**32green** · 04-10-2014, 10:00 AM

Originally Posted by Jets Things

It's less shock and more of a "we don't know how many limbless freaks we have on JI" reaction.

So in a way, you are a humanitarian.

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**thebigragu** · 04-10-2014, 10:03 AM

Originally Posted by RaoulDuke

Do you know what nemesis means?

Best gangster in a movie ever Bricktop. " no thank you turkish I'm sweet enough"

**thebigragu** · 04-10-2014, 10:06 AM

Originally Posted by Apache 51

Take away this *******s prostheses and make him a zoo exhibit.

Geezus ,why not remove his arms as well make him some type of prop to toss about at the dolphin show in Sea World

**crossfire** · 04-10-2014, 10:12 AM

Originally Posted by thebigragu

Geezus ,why not remove his arms as well make him some type of prop to toss about at the dolphin show in Sea World

**2milehighJet** · 04-10-2014, 10:21 AM

Originally Posted by crossfire

Another Cross HOF!!

**jetswin** · 04-10-2014, 10:24 AM

Originally Posted by crossfire

lol

**thebigragu** · 04-10-2014, 10:25 AM

Originally Posted by jetswin

He’s as shameless as he is gross. On Tuesday, Pistorius played the sympathy card by removing his prosthetic legs, which fit below his knees, to show just how vulnerable he is without them. Crying crocodile tears, he testified he was legless.

Ok that is kind of dirtbagish, plus i'd like to know what he did some sort of half assed rolling stump crawl, because I'm telling you they are as quick as cats on those arms

**thebigragu** · 04-10-2014, 10:27 AM

Originally Posted by crossfire

Oh a gif this time lol ty

**jetswin** · 04-10-2014, 10:34 AM

Originally Posted by thebigragu

I'm telling you they are as quick as cats on those arms

**Jets Things** · 04-10-2014, 12:03 PM

Originally Posted by 32green

So in a way, you are a humanitarian.

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Well, yeah.

**RageATL** · 04-10-2014, 01:46 PM

Originally Posted by thebigragu

Best gangster in a movie ever Bricktop. " no thank you turkish I'm sweet enough"

First thing I thought of when I read your how-to guide on how to remove a body.

**Big L** · 04-10-2014, 08:58 PM

BTW, who the fvck would just fire four shots through the door if you thought a burglar was in your bathroom? OMG, burglar! Pop pop pop pop! Personally, I don't keep my gold bars in the commode, so even if it was a burglar, I'm not too worried (a turd burglar?), but for the sake of argument, let's say pistorius does. Now you have the advantage, being armed and only one way out of the bathroom, so why not wait and see who it is? You totally have the advantage. If the door opens and it's a burglar, fire away. If it opens and it's someone else, you saved a life.

**DDNYjets** · 04-10-2014, 09:44 PM

Originally Posted by Big L

BTW, who the fvck would just fire four shots through the door if you thought a burglar was in your bathroom? OMG, burglar! Pop pop pop pop! Personally, I don't keep my gold bars in the commode, so even if it was a burglar, I'm not too worried (a turd burglar?), but for the sake of argument, let's say pistorius does. Now you have the advantage, being armed and only one way out of the bathroom, so why not wait and see who it is? You totally have the advantage. If the door opens and it's a burglar, fire away. If it opens and it's someone else, you saved a life.

Have you ever had a wife or girlfriend go to the bathroom and slam the door when they are pissed at you? They were fighting, she went to the bathroom and this roided gimp shot her. I believe him that he was crying and holding her body b.c I am sure he did love her but a crime of passion is still a crime. Hope he gets the max and every day he suffers.

**Big L** · 04-10-2014, 10:48 PM

Originally Posted by DDNYjets

Have you ever had a wife or girlfriend go to the bathroom and slam the door when they are pissed at you? They were fighting, she went to the bathroom and this roided gimp shot her. I believe him that he was crying and holding her body b.c I am sure he did love her but a crime of passion is still a crime. Hope he gets the max and every day he suffers.

Oh I completely agree. She says go fvck yourself, goes to the bathroom to piss and slams the door, he gimps up grabs his pistola and fires 4 in the door.

Additionally, if you thought it was a burglar, why not call the popo immediately as you also grab your gun?

This guy should fry. But I think he's a big celebrity in SA, so he'll prolly get away with it.

**Jets Things** · 04-10-2014, 11:16 PM

Originally Posted by DDNYjets

Have you ever had a wife or girlfriend go to the bathroom and slam the door when they are pissed at you? They were fighting, she went to the bathroom and this roided gimp shot her. I believe him that he was crying and holding her body b.c I am sure he did love her but a crime of passion is still a crime. Hope he gets the max and every day he suffers.

For the record, he has never tested positive for steroids. That said, he's a murderer.

**DDNYjets** · 04-10-2014, 11:22 PM

Originally Posted by Jets Things

For the record, he has never tested positive for steroids. That said, he's a murderer.

I know but put a gun to my head and I say he dopes.

**chesapeakejet** · 04-11-2014, 08:53 AM

Originally Posted by thebigragu

Geezus ,why not remove his arms as well make him some type of prop to toss about at the dolphin show in Sea World

<knock, knock>

Bobby: Hello Mrs. C, can Billy come out and play baseball with us?

Mrs. C: Now Bobby, you know Billy can't play baseball he has no arms or legs.

Bobby: That's ok Mrs. C, we need to use him for 3rd base!