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    Quote Originally Posted by chesapeakejet View Post
    Not so fast Gungadin. If 'ol Porky's tongue braved the bush, leading to the femin-nazi's eyes rolling in the back of her head............he may just have a shot at gaining the upperhand.

    Of course the downside would be since he's eaten blood clams, he may not be able to beg out of the tongue roll when Aunt Flow visits.
    She's already planned the argument out in her mind two weeks ago.

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    Quote Originally Posted by crasherino View Post
    Well done....what restaurant?
    Maison Premiere in Brooklyn. Great seafood spot.

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    Quote Originally Posted by chesapeakejet View Post
    Not so fast Gungadin. If 'ol Porky's tongue braved the bush, leading to the femin-nazi's eyes rolling in the back of her head............he may just have a shot at gaining the upperhand.

    Of course the downside would be since he's eaten blood clams, he may not be able to beg out of the tongue roll when Aunt Flow visits.
    Lets see how Saturday goes first...before my demise is predicted! Also...there was no lapping of the labia involved last night...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Peebag View Post
    Are you Southside's evil twin?
    Southside would eat two burned infected corpses for some action and still wind up on youporn at nights end.

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    Quote Originally Posted by chesapeakejet View Post
    "Blood clams are native to waters around the world and are cultivated in Southeast Asia. They are popular in Asia, though importing them is banned because of health concerns."

    Good luck with that. Please list contact info for next of kin and we'll be glad to notify.
    Yes, direct quote from some 10 Most deadliest foods report, "many viruses and bacteria including Hepatitis A,E, Thyphoid and Dysentery".

    This chick better be the best piece of a$$ this earth has to offer, and then she better assure you she is going to rock your world 4 to 5 times over like you have never been rocked.

    Don't forget pics,,, oh and crop out the projectile sh1ting and vomiting from the salmonella.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Porgyman View Post
    Well....I did it. Here is the report. All day in the office, I was getting IM's from her. Stuff like....you can back out if you are afraid of a little clam. At that point I responded with...I have eaten many clams in my day, yours doesn't intimidate me. After hitting enter...I immediately thought that I blew it. Fortunately, she just sent me back a smiley face, so all was good.
    I met her on her floor (we work on 2 different floors) and we took a cab over to the restaurant. I could tell that she was a little nervous...she kept giggling.
    We arrive at the restaurant, I order an Angels Envy on the rocks. She went with Goose and Cranberry. The menu arrives, she looks at me and asks me if I still was brave enough to have the blood clams. I said sure...and we ordered them as a shared appetizer.
    They arrive on ice...and I can only describe the appearance in one way. Do you know how you blow your nose too hard when you have a cold, and end up with a bloody nose? That stuff in the tissue is what a blood clam looks like.

    The only way that I could eat these things was to not look at them. There is actually a ring of hair around the rim of the shell as well, making it less than desirable to look at. (More on this later). So, I grabbed one, looked at the ceiling while slurping it down..and didn't throw up. Taste wise...it was a clam. Perhaps slightly sweeter than average, although I tend to eat more raw oysters than clams. After that, I made it through the last 5 (she ate all 6 of hers). We had more drinks, ate dinner and dessert, and before you knew it, 3 hours had passed.

    So, it was time to get her home. She lives not too far from me. We hop in a cab..and she invites me inside. Things are going well, she offers me another drink (Makers this time), and after a while....it was on!

    Remember how I described the shell of the clam? Well in this case, she could have provided hair covering for a bushel! I first slid my fingers down there...and was shocked by the foliage. Chewbacca lives!

    In any case, I didn't get sick. I closed the deal. We agreed to go out on Saturday to a movie and dinner. (No more clams).
    Nicely done, and a chance for round two,

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    Why do I think this chick is gonna ask you to toss her salad after a night of Mexican food?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Porgyman View Post
    Well....I did it. Here is the report. All day in the office, I was getting IM's from her. Stuff like....you can back out if you are afraid of a little clam. At that point I responded with...I have eaten many clams in my day, yours doesn't intimidate me. After hitting enter...I immediately thought that I blew it. Fortunately, she just sent me back a smiley face, so all was good.
    I met her on her floor (we work on 2 different floors) and we took a cab over to the restaurant. I could tell that she was a little nervous...she kept giggling.
    We arrive at the restaurant, I order an Angels Envy on the rocks. She went with Goose and Cranberry. The menu arrives, she looks at me and asks me if I still was brave enough to have the blood clams. I said sure...and we ordered them as a shared appetizer.
    They arrive on ice...and I can only describe the appearance in one way. Do you know how you blow your nose too hard when you have a cold, and end up with a bloody nose? That stuff in the tissue is what a blood clam looks like.

    The only way that I could eat these things was to not look at them. There is actually a ring of hair around the rim of the shell as well, making it less than desirable to look at. (More on this later). So, I grabbed one, looked at the ceiling while slurping it down..and didn't throw up. Taste wise...it was a clam. Perhaps slightly sweeter than average, although I tend to eat more raw oysters than clams. After that, I made it through the last 5 (she ate all 6 of hers). We had more drinks, ate dinner and dessert, and before you knew it, 3 hours had passed.

    So, it was time to get her home. She lives not too far from me. We hop in a cab..and she invites me inside. Things are going well, she offers me another drink (Makers this time), and after a while....it was on!

    Remember how I described the shell of the clam? Well in this case, she could have provided hair covering for a bushel! I first slid my fingers down there...and was shocked by the foliage. Chewbacca lives!

    In any case, I didn't get sick. I closed the deal. We agreed to go out on Saturday to a movie and dinner. (No more clams).
    So did you eat the clam?

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    Quote Originally Posted by ten-not-done View Post
    So did you eat the clam?
    Sounds like nothing more than heavy petting.... Oh to be 15 again.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SONNY WERBLIN View Post
    Sounds like nothing more than heavy petting.... Oh to be 15 again.
    Just get a 15 year old.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Porgyman View Post
    Lets see how Saturday goes first...before my demise is predicted! Also...there was no lapping of the labia involved last night...
    So, did you hit that shlt or what?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Big L View Post
    So, did you hit that shlt or what?
    Hit it!

    It was definitely a one time show. Two things about her: 1) The aforementioned bush issue. Now don't get me wrong, I don't mind a little foliage. This thing however looked like a science experiment gone wrong. Kind of like that guy with the big 'fro that would come on late night TV to sell his painting by the numbers stuff... At one point I actually told her (in a nice way) that she was bringing back the '70's. I then laughed...and she laughed. She thought that I was kidding. I wasn't. It was that thick.
    2) She wouldn't shut the F up the entire time! I've been with screamers. I've been with moaners. I've been with dirty talkers. (and probably some dirty women). She took it to a new extreme. The AC in her apartment was not working well. Right in the middle of doing my thing...she tells me that it was kind of humid in there! I'm thinking that maybe I need to introduce her to Cookie Monsta or something....
    In any case, I see her at work the next day. We go to lunch. We start talking about relationships. She goes into her troubled divorce with me. I tell her that perhaps she is not ready for a relationship at this point. She agrees. All is good at work. No issues there. Life is good.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Porgyman View Post
    Hit it!

    It was definitely a one time show. Two things about her: 1) The aforementioned bush issue. Now don't get me wrong, I don't mind a little foliage. This thing however looked like a science experiment gone wrong. Kind of like that guy with the big 'fro that would come on late night TV to sell his painting by the numbers stuff... At one point I actually told her (in a nice way) that she was bringing back the '70's. I then laughed...and she laughed. She thought that I was kidding. I wasn't. It was that thick.
    2) She wouldn't shut the F up the entire time! I've been with screamers. I've been with moaners. I've been with dirty talkers. (and probably some dirty women). She took it to a new extreme. The AC in her apartment was not working well. Right in the middle of doing my thing...she tells me that it was kind of humid in there! I'm thinking that maybe I need to introduce her to Cookie Monsta or something....In any case, I see her at work the next day. We go to lunch. We start talking about relationships. She goes into her troubled divorce with me. I tell her that perhaps she is not ready for a relationship at this point. She agrees. All is good at work. No issues there. Life is good.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Porgyman View Post
    Hit it!

    It was definitely a one time show. Two things about her: 1) The aforementioned bush issue. Now don't get me wrong, I don't mind a little foliage. This thing however looked like a science experiment gone wrong. Kind of like that guy with the big 'fro that would come on late night TV to sell his painting by the numbers stuff... At one point I actually told her (in a nice way) that she was bringing back the '70's. I then laughed...and she laughed. She thought that I was kidding. I wasn't. It was that thick.
    2) She wouldn't shut the F up the entire time! I've been with screamers. I've been with moaners. I've been with dirty talkers. (and probably some dirty women). She took it to a new extreme. The AC in her apartment was not working well. Right in the middle of doing my thing...she tells me that it was kind of humid in there! I'm thinking that maybe I need to introduce her to Cookie Monsta or something....
    In any case, I see her at work the next day. We go to lunch. We start talking about relationships. She goes into her troubled divorce with me. I tell her that perhaps she is not ready for a relationship at this point. She agrees. All is good at work. No issues there. Life is good.
    When you had her in the sack you shoulda brought up the blood clams, and then said "I passed your gastronomic test, let's see if you can pass mine." Then start explaining ATM to her.

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    Quote Originally Posted by shakin318 View Post
    When you had her in the sack you shoulda brought up the blood clams, and then said "I passed your gastronomic test, let's see if you can pass mine." Then start explaining ATM to her.
    That's one of those things that just doesn't translate from the pron to real life all that well. Even assuming you can swing the A part.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Porgyman View Post
    Hit it!

    It was definitely a one time show. Two things about her: 1) The aforementioned bush issue. Now don't get me wrong, I don't mind a little foliage. This thing however looked like a science experiment gone wrong. Kind of like that guy with the big 'fro that would come on late night TV to sell his painting by the numbers stuff... At one point I actually told her (in a nice way) that she was bringing back the '70's. I then laughed...and she laughed. She thought that I was kidding. I wasn't. It was that thick.
    2) She wouldn't shut the F up the entire time! I've been with screamers. I've been with moaners. I've been with dirty talkers. (and probably some dirty women). She took it to a new extreme. The AC in her apartment was not working well. Right in the middle of doing my thing...she tells me that it was kind of humid in there! I'm thinking that maybe I need to introduce her to Cookie Monsta or something....
    In any case, I see her at work the next day. We go to lunch. We start talking about relationships. She goes into her troubled divorce with me. I tell her that perhaps she is not ready for a relationship at this point. She agrees. All is good at work. No issues there. Life is good.
    You know, rereading this.... perhaps you couldn't rock her world, and this was her giving you the GTFO...

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