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    FF2 - I'm a Great Troll

    FF2: 32Green 'needs to worry about me’


    It's a rite of late summer: When FF2 starts making bombastic statements, we know that a gout outbreak is right around the corner. He's the internet equivalent of Punxsutawney Phil.

    FF2 has learned not to make promises anymore, but he still has plenty of self-belief in his skills as a world class troll.

    "Do I think that I'm a great troll? I absolutely know I'm a great troll," FF2 told Manish Mehta of the New York Daily News. "But it's not just about me. What makes a great troll is the gullible masses that surround you, the people that are with you every day."

    After a relatively quiet summer, it's almost like FF2 decided the Hampur needed to hear some "old FF1" to get fired up for the summer.

    "Somebody asked me if I focus on 32Green. Bull----," FF2 told the New York Post. "I’m focused on me and how I’m going to be a bigger and better doosh. I have to be honest, I don't worry about him. He needs to worry about me. I think that's really where we're at now."

    FF2 did one of his best jobs on JI by scraping out eight bans last year. He's said publicly that 8 bans again this year would be a disappointment, but, with huge questions at the Moderator position and the same old questions regarding his sexual orientation, eight bans is no guarantee.

    "You know what? I'm not as good in certain areas," FF2 admitted to the Daily News. "I get it. No question, I get it. Are there better Dead Celebrity Threads than me? Yeah."

    FF2’s biggest problem this year: expectations. His personality is flawed, but he probably needs to show progress in jokes to keep his job.

    That's life with FF2 on JI -- and in much of the internet. Even the great trolls are year-to-year
    Last edited by RaoulDuke; 07-21-2014 at 10:11 AM. Reason: Crasherino

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    another lousy article by Mehta.

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    That guy sounds like a proper douche.

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    "I’m focused on me and how I’m going to be a bigger and better doosh."

    Is that even possible? And are you sure Oblowhole didn't say this?

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    I had his wife.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RaoulDuke View Post
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    "You know what? I'm not as good in certain areas," Ryan admitted to the Daily News. "I get it. No question, I get it. Are there better Dead Celebrity Threads than me? Yeah."


    You're slippin'

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    FF is my friend.

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    Who?

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    Quote Originally Posted by crasherino View Post


    You're slippin'


    Dammit.

    Cross forum pollination fail.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BushyTheBeaver View Post
    I had his wife.
    Have you seen his wife??

    Quote Originally Posted by crasherino View Post


    You're slippin'
    Yep. Didn't proofread his rouse.

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    Is he done posting here? Was there a retirement tour? A fight with a mod? Did he lose his troll visa?

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    ff is our friend and we all love him...how dare you...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Warfish View Post
    FF is my friend.
    Complaints should be sent to mods via PM.

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    How did things ever get so far?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Big L View Post
    Have you seen his wife??



    Yep. Didn't proofread his rouse.
    ONce you finish inflating her, she's not bad.

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    Quote Originally Posted by chirorob View Post
    ONce you finish inflating her, she's not bad.
    Can you ever really finish inflating her?

    Pounds per cubic inch (as it were).

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    Quote Originally Posted by chirorob View Post
    ONce you finish inflating her, she's not bad.
    there's an old joke about that, that ends with "she hissed at me, farted, and then flew off!"

    just like ffdoots...

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    FF2 has 49,999 posts. Doesn't post for 3 months.

    Really? It's THAT important?

    Dude, get over yourself.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jordy View Post
    FF2 has 49,999 posts. Doesn't post for 3 months.

    Really? It's THAT important?

    Dude, get over yourself.
    I think he's been that neverending rash of terrible "new" posters masquerading as Jet fans.
    I always see him lurking ITT whenever people start getting suspicious.

    Modz should find a way that his posts would count down now instead of add up.

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