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    Testicle Eating Fish *****es...



    15 miles off NYC

    Testicle-eating South American fish take over pond in Russia

    Pacu, a close relative of the infamous piranha, have appeared in the western city of Kaliningrad. The exotic fish are known occasionally to mistake human genitals for tree nuts.

    BY LEE MORAN
    NEW YORK DAILY NEWS
    Tuesday, July 29, 2014, 9:33 AM

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    Pacu, an aggressive fish native to South America, have shown up in Russia.

    Testicle-eating fish have taken over a Russian city's pond.
    Shoals of Pacu - which sometimes mistake human genitals for their favorite snack of tree nuts - have shown up in a landlocked lagoon in the Baltic enclave of Kaliningrad.
    A local fisherman reportedly found several of aggressive South American fish - a close relative of the flesh-stripping piranha - last week.
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    The fish appeared in a pond in Kalingrad, which sits outside the rest of Russia, on the Baltic Sea.

    He handed them over to marine biologists, who believe they were dumped in the pond by an aquarium owner after they got too big for the tank.
    The Amazon-native exotic fish, which are edible and can grow up to 90cm in size, are now being hunted by local anglers, according to The Moscow Times.
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    Local fisherman are targeting the Pacu, which are edible.

    Pacu, which mainly live off nuts and algae, were discovered swimming just 15 miles outside of New York City last September.
    Retired bus driver Tom Boylan, 77, hooked a 10-incher at Third Ward Veterans Memorial Park in Passaic, N.J.



    Read more:http://www.nydailynews.com/news/worl...#ixzz38rvFZvT0

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    Well they don't nickname it the 'ball-cutter' for nothing.
    First saw this on River Monsters awhile back.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Fishooked View Post
    Well they don't nickname it the 'ball-cutter' for nothing.
    First saw this on River Monsters awhile back.

    those look like Al Michael's bottom teeth lol

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    Do vegan chicks ever mistake testicles for tree nuts?

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    Fish are stupid

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    The exotic fish are known occasionally to mistake human genitals for tree nuts.
    So wear yer friggin bathing suit

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    Quote Originally Posted by Untouchable View Post
    Fish are stupid

    I can't stop laughing at this comment for some reason

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    reminds me of a sheephead - caught one down in the golf - wholly crap!

    sheepshead-fish-human-teeth.jpg

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    Quote Originally Posted by Peebag View Post
    reminds me of a sheephead - caught one down in the golf - wholly crap!

    sheepshead-fish-human-teeth.jpg



    HURRRR DURRRRR

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    Quote Originally Posted by Peebag View Post
    reminds me of a sheephead - caught one down in the golf - wholly crap!

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    He needs to floss those choppers.

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    I thought this was a thread about warfish. My mistake.

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    Quote Originally Posted by rex-n-effect View Post
    I thought this was a thread about warfish. My mistake.
    just start a thread about abusing cats and he'll show you his teeth...

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    This is probably the only time "shrinkage" is good.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 2milehighJet View Post
    This is probably the only time "shrinkage" is good.
    THE PACU ATE HIS "BABIES"!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Peebag View Post
    reminds me of a sheephead - caught one down in the golf - wholly crap!

    sheepshead-fish-human-teeth.jpg

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    Quote Originally Posted by jetswin View Post


    i found this when looking up 'pacu fish busey'



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    Quote Originally Posted by jetswin View Post

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    Quote Originally Posted by Untouchable View Post
    Fish are stupid



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    No worries.


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    Quote Originally Posted by rex-n-effect View Post
    I thought this was a thread about warfish. My mistake.
    Wait, his name is broken down to "war-fish?"

    I always thought it was "warf-ish."

    This changes everything.

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