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Thread: I just had a vision (yes asholes). This year we sweep the Pats

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    I just had a vision (yes asholes). This year we sweep the Pats

    I can't explain it, but I just had a real sudden jolt out of my chair and jets sweeping the patriots was burnt into my conscious. As vivid as anything you've ever felt, even in your pants.

    I'm not saying we're all that and bag of doughnuts (yet), but I'm betting my first born on this. Mark it down... Our Defense kicks Brady in the dickhole and we sh*t-can those bastards to the tune of 2-0 this year.

    Do you feel me?

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    Oh yes... I feel you.

    But in my own bonerpants, not yours. And never with force.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hitman Harris View Post
    Oh yes... I feel you.

    But in my own bonerpants, not yours. And never with force.
    Well said, Ray Rice! Well said.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jetstream23 View Post
    Well said, Ray Rice! Well said.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hitman Harris View Post
    Lol....I M crazy for being on this board lol

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    Do you win the division in this vision?

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    Our defense did great vs Brady last season, shutting him down both times. They got better, so did we.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DaBallhawk View Post
    Our defense did great vs Brady last season, shutting him down both times. They got better, so did we.
    I'm not sure how their Offense got better tho

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hitman Harris View Post
    I'm not sure how their Offense got better tho
    Ehh, if Gronk stays healthy, he'll be a boost for their offense.

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    Sweep the Pats, the Bills,the Phins. Hell yeah!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hitman Harris View Post
    I'm not sure how their Offense got better tho
    Well Gronk will be back, that's pretty much the only thing they got going on offense. Otherwise they didn't really do anything.

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    I'm dubious of anyone who proclaims to 'sudden jolt out of their chair' whilst imagining Brady's dick-hole being kicked in - still, honest of you to share.

    Hvaing said that, I feel good about the patsies match up this year - our offense can't be any worse and our D is young and fearsome - couple of good licks on Brady and he'll be cowering on the ground.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DaBallhawk View Post
    Well Gronk will be back, that's pretty much the only thing they got going on offense. Otherwise they didn't really do anything.
    Its gojng to take a while for Gronk to get back to pre injury level effectiveness, it remains to be seen how he gets back from that knee injury, he's been limited in camp and is wearing a big bulky brace.

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    Quote Originally Posted by McGinley View Post
    Ehh, if Gronk stays healthy, he'll be a boost for their offense.
    Sheeit, he's "back" I guess, if you can even call it that. He won't be there for long tho. I doubt he's gonna be available by the time we play them the first time.
    But even if he is, he'll be shut down. All of his injury problems and he's coming off a knee injury from late in the year, I'm not worried about him at all.

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    Gronk is another hit from spending the season teaching salsa.

    Their rookie WR's are underwhelming to say the least - either injured/ dropping the ball or both.

    Brady will put up some good stats as usual - but he is finding it increasingly difficult to do it against top notch defenses - and we happen to have one of the best in the league.

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    the truth is... the pats will be sweeping us

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    Here we go again, shooting the mouths off, Pats are hurt, Gronk can't play, Brady is old. Hasn't anyone learned anything yet, don't count NE out, never count them out! Let's just go out and win and if we are good enough to get a game or two from them then let's talk and trash them, but up to now, regardless of what they fld on week one, they have been the team to beat.

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    It's not exactly a reach - the Jets beat the Pats in the game Gronk did play, and might have won the first one also if Clyde Gates had any business being on the football field.

    That said, Pats will be better this year. They were crushed by injuries in '13, and now have Revis and Browner to contend with along with healthy Wilfork/Mayo/etc. I expect battles, but we're really talking about two different teams than who took the field last year.

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    Until we win the division I don't want to hear any talk.
    Dominate, don't enunciate !

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    Geno vs Revis, Brady vs Millner ... do the math

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