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Thread: Why I didn't answer my phone and Q&A

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    Quote Originally Posted by shakin318 View Post
    Degenerate is a relative term, flatfoot
    Yeah, your relatives have termed you a degenerate. NOWWHYDOYOUHATEAMERICA????

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    hoooooooly crap gonna miss this

    dyin here

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    Quote Originally Posted by WestCoastOffensive View Post
    hoooooooly crap gonna miss this

    dyin here
    Please phrase your question in the form of a question.

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    Quote Originally Posted by shakin318 View Post
    Please phrase your question in the form of a question.
    You don't make the rules around here anymore.


    This place is about to burn down. Haven't you heard?

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    Quote Originally Posted by shakin318 View Post
    Please phrase your question in the form of a question.
    How...

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    LIVE WITHOUT YOU?

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    Quote Originally Posted by jetstream23 View Post
    You don't make the rules around here anymore.


    This place is about to burn down. Haven't you heard?
    I wear two layers of ChapStick, for nothing?


    I wonder if the new mods will be less demanding of the acolytes

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    Can you give me a blumpkin?

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    What the hell is going on here?

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    What is this thread about.

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    Quote Originally Posted by FF2 View Post
    What is this thread about.
    So far: trannies, rear shockers and blumpkins. You guys still aren't asking the right questions. And my time's almost up here.

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    Quote Originally Posted by shakin318 View Post
    So far: trannies, rear shockers and blumpkins. You guys still aren't asking the right questions. And my time's almost up here.
    If you were a dinosaur, why would you be a stegosauras?

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    Did you ever put your banana in somebody's tailpipe? ANSWER THE QUESTION BEFORE I CAN'T USE CAPS ANYMORE ON SCOUT!!


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    In a fight, who would win -- a pair of black jeans or a pile of resumes?

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    Will your answer to this question be no?

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    If swimming's such good exercise, how come whales are so fat?

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    If a person told you they were a pathological liar, would you believe them?

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    If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of coconuts, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?

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    Quote Originally Posted by thebigragu View Post
    If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of coconuts, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
    He was banging the broads; Gilligan was a Broadway show-boy in waiting, Skipper had a fozzilized schween and Thurston pined for the fjords( the fjords with nekkid youngins aboundin). Fixin the boat meant a return to normalcy, or in his world, tedious experiments and quick shameful interludes with Lucy his ****schu doggie.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lone Star Lady View Post
    In a fight, who would win -- a pair of black jeans or a pile of resumes?

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    What happens after the Summer of Shakin?

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