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    I'm a Dad, B****es!

    My wife and I welcomed our first child yesterday morning. My son Keaton committed to play QB for the Iowa Hawkeyes shortly after his arrival. Look for him in the fall of 2032 and the 2036 NFL draft.

    In a family FULL of Bears fans, Keaton came just in time to even out the scales for Monday Night! Go Jets!

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    Sorry about the Hawkeye part (Go Huskers!) but CONGRATS on the newbie!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by HawkeyeJet View Post
    My wife and I welcomed our first child yesterday morning. My son Keaton committed to play QB for the Iowa Hawkeyes shortly after his arrival. Look for him in the fall of 2032 and the 2036 NFL draft.

    In a family FULL of Bears fans, Keaton came just in time to even out the scales for Monday Night! Go Jets!
    Congrats bro.

    Hope you're not a big sleeper.

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    Quote Originally Posted by HawkeyeJet View Post
    My wife and I welcomed our first child yesterday morning. My son Keaton committed to play QB for the Iowa Hawkeyes shortly after his arrival. Look for him in the fall of 2032 and the 2036 NFL draft.

    In a family FULL of Bears fans, Keaton came just in time to even out the scales for Monday Night! Go Jets!
    Congratulations!

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    Mazel Tov!

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    Quote Originally Posted by HawkeyeJet View Post
    My wife and I welcomed our first child yesterday morning. My son Keaton committed to play QB for the Iowa Hawkeyes shortly after his arrival. Look for him in the fall of 2032 and the 2036 NFL draft.

    In a family FULL of Bears fans, Keaton came just in time to even out the scales for Monday Night! Go Jets!
    Congratulations... We'll keep an eye out for Keaton..

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    Quote Originally Posted by HawkeyeJet View Post
    My wife and I welcomed our first child yesterday morning. My son Keaton committed to play QB for the Iowa Hawkeyes shortly after his arrival. Look for him in the fall of 2032 and the 2036 NFL draft.

    In a family FULL of Bears fans, Keaton came just in time to even out the scales for Monday Night! Go Jets!
    Congrats, Hawkeye.


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    Congrats and God Bless!

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    Dude, answer your phone. I've been trying to sign on as Keaton's agent since yesterday afternoon! WTF?

    Congrats man. First six months is challenging, so remember to take a deep breath when you need to and remind yourself that he'll stop screaming....at some point. But you'll never be happier when he smiles, takes his first step or gives you his first J-E-T-S!

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    Quote Originally Posted by HawkeyeJet View Post
    My wife and I welcomed our first child yesterday morning. My son Keaton committed to play QB for the Iowa Hawkeyes shortly after his arrival. Look for him in the fall of 2032 and the 2036 NFL draft.

    In a family FULL of Bears fans, Keaton came just in time to even out the scales for Monday Night! Go Jets!
    I hope he provides you the joy my 2 daughters have provided. GREAT NEWS!

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    congratulations....... Cheers!

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    Why the hell didn't you name him Scout?

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    jeez...u brought another Jet fan into the world...

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    Congrats may your son be a most masculine child.



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    Quote Originally Posted by crasherino View Post
    or gives you his first J-E-T-S!
    Or...the first time he turns from the Jet game, looks at you and goes...... "w......t.......f"


    Congrats!

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    Quote Originally Posted by HawkeyeJet View Post
    My wife and I welcomed our first child yesterday morning. My son Keaton committed to play QB for the Iowa Hawkeyes shortly after his arrival. Look for him in the fall of 2032 and the 2036 NFL draft.

    In a family FULL of Bears fans, Keaton came just in time to even out the scales for Monday Night! Go Jets!
    Congrats Hawk. Your life just changed FOREVER!!!! Hopefully in the good way. :-)

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    Congrats!

    Life as you knew it is now over.

    For the better.

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    Congrats...

























    on having living proof that you got laid at least one more time than southside.

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