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    I was happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. My parentshelped us in every way, my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream!
    There was only one thing bothering me, quite much indeed, and that was my mother-in-law to be. She was a career woman, smart, but most of all beautiful and sexy, who sometimes flirted with me, which made me feel uncomfortable.
    One day she called and asked me to come over to
    check the wedding invitations. So I went. She was
    alone, and when I arrived, she whispered to me, that
    soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and
    desires for me that she couldn't overcome. So before I got married and committed my life to her daughter, she wanted to make love to me just once... What could I say? I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.
    So, she said, I'll go to the bedroom, and if you are
    up for it, just come and get me. I just watched her delicious behind as she went up the stairs.
    I stood there for a moment, and then turned around and went to the front door... I opened it, and stepped out of the house. Her husband was standing outside, and
    with tears in his eyes, hugged me and said, we are very happy and pleased, you have passed our little
    test. We couldn't have asked for a better man for our
    daughter. Welcome to the family.
    Moral of the story:
    Always keep your condoms in your car.

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    :lol: thats funny. :lol:
    :lol:

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    it is funny. but shows you that you're joining a very deceptive family.

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