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Thread: Josh Evans statement

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    This statement just released from Josh Evans:


    I did not smoke the marijuana plant
    I did not smoke it, I will chant
    I did not inhale
    although the test I did fail
    I guess the league will still kick me in the tail
    I say again I say again I did not smoke
    cause I still have my adenoids so I would choke
    If they take back my signing bonus, I'd be broke
    and have no mo money for my dope
    I don't not use the ganja, I must say
    Please herm don't believe them, let me play
    I wanted to line up next to the butcher ball
    and play sum football in the fall
    I don't use drugs I must say
    and if you believe that one, you'll believe Piazza's not gay
    Seriously guys this is ludicrous
    I hate to imagine what this will do to us
    I shouldda watched Herm's slide show sooner
    They maybe I could have avoided these rumors
    If I'm suspended I will fight it
    If that don't work I'm fixin to riot
    Hey maybe Darrell Russell is willing to play
    on the D line of the NYJ
    hey sooth sayer, say it ain't so
    that's it for now I really must go


    I swear I quoted him verbatim from his press conference on ESPN news, if you ask me I think he may have been high.

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    If you ask me, I think you're high. ;)

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    JEEZ...

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    Move over Edgar Allen Poe...

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    You're a poet, and we didn't even know it.

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    You have WAY too much time on your hands Chris. B)

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    LMAO!!!

    Mean Bro, that was HILARIOUS!

    hey all yu dawgs, muh name is Josh..
    just put on muhself, the big KIBOSH!

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    Can he smoke green herb and stay?
    Will he smoke green herb and Play?
    When he was asked what did he Say?

    He did not smoke it in a box,
    He did not smoke it with a Fox!

    He did not smoke it from a can,
    He did not toke it, he was banned!

    Oh no, he cannot, will not; Josh is Canned!

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    Dr. Seuss LMAO!!!

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    You guys must have been downwind from Josh Evans! :lol:

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    Dr. Seuss contains a hidden code only Drunks can understand.

    ALL HAIL THEODORE GEISEL!!

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    It's amazing what a little free time on a Sunday can do :)

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    [img]http://www.recordrunnerusa.com/images/RINGOSTARR-SM-THENONOSONG.jpg[/img]


    But I said no, no, no, no I don't smoke it no more,
    I'm tired of wakin' up on the floor
    No thank you please, it only makes me sneeze
    And then it makes it hard to find the door

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    LOL MeanBro!!


    A Josh EVans Haiku...


    Josh Evans smokes herb
    Tagliabue is pissed
    Soon to be Raider?

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    :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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