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    [quote][i]Originally posted by Jet/BosoxFan[/i]@Jun 1 2003, 07:34 PM
    [b] oh that's hysterical JonEJoke...your comedy ONLY takes a back seat to your baseball predictions.

    if you must know:
    JBF's starting AL all star team:

    C- G Myers, I guess...

    1st- Delgado (no contest)

    2nd- T Walker/A Soriano, though he doesnt necessarily deserve it.

    SS- Nomar/ARod/Guillen (in that order)

    3rd- B Mueller/Blalock (toss up)

    L- Carl Neverhitt/M Ramirez/Byrnes
    C- R Baldelli/M Mora
    R- Ichiro/J. Jones


    No: Jeter or Bernie, they missed too much time.

    No Tejada, Vizquel, Giambi, Chavez, Konerko or T Hunter...they've totally sucked thus far! [/b][/quote]
    Let me correct you on your lineup!!

    c Jorge Posada (No Contest)
    1b Delgado
    2b Soriano
    ss ARod
    3b Blalock
    OF Ichiro
    OF Baldelli
    OF M Mora
    DH Nick Johnson

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    [quote][i]Originally posted by Green Jets & Ham[/i]@Jun 1 2003, 07:30 PM
    [b] JBF, who you trying to kid pal ... you would cut off a nut for the opportunity to put THE GREAT ALFONSO SORIANO in a Red Sox uniform.

    Repeat after me ... Alfonso Soriano can easily become the greatest power hitting 2nd Baseman in the history of MLB ;) [/b][/quote]
    can become the greatest power hitter...period

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    [quote][i]Originally posted by Jet/BosoxFan+Jun 1 2003, 07:43 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>[b]QUOTE[/b] (Jet/BosoxFan @ Jun 1 2003, 07:43 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin--JonEJet[/i]@Jun 1 2003, 07:28 PM
    [b]
    You have just proved yourself to be the biggest homer.


    For you to say Alphonso, and Todd Walker in the same breath is absolutely idiotic&#33;&#33;

    Soriano has the quickest bat in the game. Outside ARod, there is NO ONE I would take over him......right now.....NO ONE&#33;&#33;&#33; Best player in baseball this side of ARod&#33;&#33;

    Not Bonds
    Not Helton
    Not Sammy
    No One&#33;&#33; [/b][/quote]
    I would rather have AS over Helton and Sosa too...

    but you are saying you&#39;d rather have Soriano&#39;s bat in your lineup than that of Bonds, Guerrero, and Ichiro...


    and you are calling me a homer? [/b][/quote]
    Alphonso over....

    Bonds...Yes
    Ichiro...Yes
    Vlad....Give George a few weeks, he&#39;ll be in our outfield&#33;&#33; :D

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    [quote][i]Originally posted by Vona41[/i]@Jun 1 2003, 07:44 PM
    [b] the greatest power hitter...period [/b][/quote]
    let&#39;s come up for air some time today, Vona...


    you&#39;re allowed to like Soriano...you&#39;re not allowed to make retarded predictions...

    thats JonEJoke&#39;s job

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    within the next two years, Soriano will be the best player in baseball.

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    Here is a retarded prediction for ya&#33;&#33;

    Sawx get passed this week in the standings and fall into 3rd.

    Don&#39;t look now, but the Orioles will be right on your tail before you know it&#33;&#33;&#33;

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    Walker
    G AB R H 2B 3B HR RBI TB BB SO SB CS OBP SLG AVG
    50 206 40 67 11 1 3 29 89 16 17 1 1 .367 .432 .325

    Soriano
    G AB R H 2B 3B HR RBI TB BB SO SB CS OBP SLG AVG
    56 250 48 76 9 3 17 40 142 19 52 15 2 .365 .568 .304

    Looks like Soriano not in a romp but it is pretty obvious that Soriano will be the starting 2nd baseman.

    Not that it really matters the All-Star game is a joke anyway.

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    [quote][i]Originally posted by Jet/BosoxFan+Jun 1 2003, 07:47 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>[b]QUOTE[/b] (Jet/BosoxFan @ Jun 1 2003, 07:47 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin--Vona41[/i]@Jun 1 2003, 07:44 PM
    [b] the greatest power hitter...period [/b][/quote]
    let&#39;s come up for air some time today, Vona...


    you&#39;re allowed to like Soriano...you&#39;re not allowed to make retarded predictions...

    thats JonEJoke&#39;s job [/b][/quote]
    i corrected my typo and stated he has a chance to be...which he very well does..I love when you doubt my predictions, :lol:.. Nomah&#39;s 0-faah ring a bell.

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    Hey, can you imagine if Theo Epstien called Brian Cashman and offered Todd Walker for Alfonso Soriano?

    The conversation would go something like this .....

    RING RING RING&#33;&#33;

    Brian Cashman: Brian Cashman here

    Theo Epstien: Hello Brian, this is Theo

    BC: Theo Who?????

    TE: Theo Epstien

    BC: Wait a second, that name rings a bell?

    TE: Common man, GM of the Red Sox&#33;&#33;

    BC: Oh yeah, I&#39;m sorry ... what can I do for you pal?

    TE: Well, I was just calling to see if you would be interested in a straight swap of players?

    BC: Okay, I&#39;m listening ... which two players are we talking about?

    TE: Todd Walker for Alfonso Soriano&#33;&#33;

    BC: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL&#33;&#33;

    TE: Common man, I&#39;m being serious&#33;&#33;

    BC: LMAO&#33;&#33; HE&#39;S BEING SERIOUS&#33;&#33; LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL&#33;&#33;

    TE: Ah man, that ain&#39;t right ... the least you can do is give me an answer. :(

    BC: Okay, you asked a serious question {LOL&#33;&#33;&#33; takes a second to catch his breath} and you de-de-de {LOL&#33;&#33;} deserve a serious answer. {LOLOLOL&#33;&#33;}

    TE: Alright Brian, if you&#39;re gonna be that way forget it.

    BC: NO NO, WAIT ... I&#39;m sorry Theo, you just caught me off gaurd.

    TE: Okay, then how bout an answer?

    BC: Okay, Walker for Soriano, right? {hehehehehehehe}

    TE: YES, WALKER FOR SORIANO&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33; Angry

    BC: Okay, here&#39;s your answer asswipe, and listen close ..... CLICK&#33;&#33;

    TE: Hello? Hello? Brian? Brian? ... hummm, we must have got cutoff? :huh:

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    [quote][i]Originally posted by JonEJet[/i]@Jun 1 2003, 07:45 PM
    [b]
    Alphonso over....

    Bonds...Yes
    Ichiro...Yes
    Vlad....Give George a few weeks, he&#39;ll be in our outfield&#33;&#33; :D [/b][/quote]
    yeah...who wants to watch Barry Bonds, the greatest slugger of the steroid generation, hit multiple homeruns for their team...


    and who wants to watch Ichiro hit for the cycle for theirs...


    when you could have Soriano strike out 3 times a night, and mix in a solo homerun?



    Here is what you should be saying:

    If Soriano may become the best hitting 2nd baseman ever if he maintains this level of play.

    What NOT to say:

    He is the best player ever&#33;&#33;

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    LMFAO

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    [quote][i]Originally posted by Green Jets & Ham[/i]@Jun 1 2003, 07:51 PM
    [b] Hey, can you imagine if Theo Epstien called Brian Cashman and offered Todd Walker for Alfonso Soriano?

    The conversation would go something like this .....

    RING RING RING&#33;&#33;

    Brian Cashman: Brian Cashman here

    Theo Epstien: Hello Brian, this is Theo

    BC: Theo Who?????

    TE: Theo Epstien

    BC: Wait a second, that name rings a bell?

    TE: Common man, GM of the Red Sox&#33;&#33;

    BC: Oh yeah, I&#39;m sorry ... what can I do for you pal?

    TE: Well, I was just calling to see if you would be interested in a straight swap of players?

    BC: Okay, I&#39;m listening ... which two players are we talking about?

    TE: Todd Walker for Alfonso Soriano&#33;&#33;

    BC: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL&#33;&#33;

    TE: Common man, I&#39;m being serious&#33;&#33;

    BC: LMAO&#33;&#33; HE&#39;S BEING SERIOUS&#33;&#33; LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL&#33;&#33;

    TE: Ah man, that ain&#39;t right ... the least you can do is give me an answer. :(

    BC: Okay, you asked a serious question {LOL&#33;&#33;&#33; takes a second to catch his breath} and you de-de-de {LOL&#33;&#33;} deserve a serious answer. {LOLOLOL&#33;&#33;}

    TE: Alright Brian, if you&#39;re gonna be that way forget it.

    BC: NO NO, WAIT ... I&#39;m sorry Theo, you just caught me off gaurd.

    TE: Okay, then how bout an answer?

    BC: Okay, Walker for Soriano, right? {hehehehehehehe}

    TE: YES, WALKER FOR SORIANO&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33; Angry

    BC: Okay, here&#39;s your answer asswipe, and listen close ..... CLICK&#33;&#33;

    TE: Hello? Hello? Brian? Brian? ... hummm, we must have got cutoff? :huh: [/b][/quote]
    Oh my gawd&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;.....ROTFLMMFAO&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33; :lol: :lol: :lol:



    Anxiously waiting for this response&#33;&#33;&#33; :lol:

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    Is any NYY fan on this bored (not a typo) capable of having an adult discussion that doesnt involve inane dialogue boxes of fake GM conversations?

    I dont believe I said TW was the better 2nd baseman than AS...I believe I said TW SHOULD get the nod over his NYY counterpart but WON&#39;T partly because of deceiving home runs totals...but mostly because of name recognition.

    I then said Jeter wont be anywhere near the All Star Game unless he buys a ticket. Now, I pose a question to any of you NYY fans that may know this answer:

    Has Jeter ever made an All Star Team by being voted in? Or Has JT always been there to appoint him? Now thats funny...but it wont get even so much as an "LOL" from the NYY homer/frontrunner circuit that has invaded JI.

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    Jeter shouldn&#39;t be there this year...as for previous seasons, you&#39;re damn right he deserved them...don&#39;t be suprised if David Eckstein is there this year though <_<

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    not a chance of eckstein...

    Nomar
    Arod
    Guillen...maybe in that order, maybe not...

    but there wont be anymore than 3...at least I am 99% sure.

    If there&#39;s 4, it will be an un-deserving Miggy Tejada.


    Funny how the one year Jeter doesnt make the cut, will be the one year Torre wont be able to select him.

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    BC Quickly calls Gene Michael to share the joke.

    RING RING RING&#33;&#33;

    GM: Gene Michael here

    BC: Hey Gene, wanna LYAO?

    GM: Let me hear it?

    BC: Are you sitting down, cause this is some funny @&#036;&#036; &#036;hit man&#33;&#33;

    GM: Okay, I&#39;m sitting ... now let me have it?

    BC: I just got a call from Theo Epstien ... LOL&#33;&#33;

    GM: Theo Who?????

    BC: LMAO&#33;&#33; That&#39;s what I said&#33;&#33;

    GM: Okay, but really ... Theo Who?????

    BC: GM of the Red Sox. {hehehehehehe}

    GM: Oh, you mean that dude who was busting up the furniture when we snatched Contreras. Okay, so what did that fool have to say?

    BC: He called about a trade ... LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL&#33;&#33;

    GM: Common man, contain yourself ... the suspense is killing me&#33;&#33;

    BC: Okay, I&#39;m cool now. Anyway, he offered Todd Walker for, for, for, ALFONSO SORIANO&#33;&#33; :lol:

    GM: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL&#33;&#33;

    GM: Common Brian, your pulling my leg ... NO WAY THAT REALLY HAPPENED?&#33;?&#33; :lol:

    BC: NO :lol: , I SWEAR :lol: , AND HE WAS SERIOUS TOO&#33;&#33; :lol:

    GM: LOLOLOLOLOLOL&#33;&#33; OH MAN, WHAT DID YOU SAY? :lol:

    BC: Well I couldn&#39;t stop laughing, what do you think I said&#33;&#33; :lol:

    GM: :lol: Oh man, was he pissed?????? :D

    BC: I think so, cause he raised his voice ... and then I just hung up on the clown. :lol:

    GM: WOW MAN, I Gotta call George ... he&#39;s been in a bad mood lately, so he can use a good laugh. WALKER FOR SORIANO&#33;&#33; :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: {click}

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    I guess it is kinda funny that you have so much time on your hands, GJH.

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    Hahahahaha...Gene Michael, thats great :lol: :lol: :lol:

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    this is some funny stuff :lol:

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    Im anxiously waiting for the conversation with george. lol :lol:

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