Scottish Jet...He's named after Toots Hibbert (of the Jamaican reggae band Toots & The Maytals).Although he is black, Dr Hibbert is the absolute antithesis of his namesake, who was legendary for his wild rasta antics.
I think Y2k8 had the best submission so far, Smooth Jimmy Apollo, prognosticator of prognosticators. "The game is too close to me to call, but for all you compulsive gamblers out there..... i don't know uh, ...Denver."
Nobody has mentioned Herman The Military Antiques dealer with one arm, and I don't think even anyone has said Mayor Diamond Joe Quimby. what about sarcastic salesman guy who works at Bloodbath and Beyond among other places, you know "ey don't worry, that only limits you to tree handguns o'less."
And old man Jasper is the man too. "Who-what-where-in-the-what-now?"
keep em coming there's thousands more out there