GreenPetey was a guy who would be up at 3 am having a good time posting and laughing at other people's stuff. I always wondered, with no small amount of jealousy, why this guy was always in such a good mood. In honor of his passing, I started to think about some of the stuff he was always laughing at and I thought it would be cool to start a thread about some of the better lines you've read on JI.
My two personal faves are:
"Jets5MulesInMyMouth (in responding to Jets5ever)" - can't remember the auteur.
On whether Kenyatta Wright would be able to replace LB James Darling who signed with Arizona as a FA: "Relax, Wright will be able to chase people into the end zone just as well as Darling can." --again, can't remember the auteur