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    The Red Sox today officially announced the signing of Jesus Christ to play Centerfield.



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    :lol:

    Gotta love Damon. He admitted that he put on weight the right way this offseason, "by drinking beer."

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    :lol: :lol: :lol:
    wat the hell is he thinking?

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    Did he also admit the Encino man is a true story about his life....

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    Originally posted by Mavrik@Feb 29 2004, 11:49 PM
    Ladies and Gentlemen, I'm just a simple caveman. I was unfroven by your scientists...You're world frightens me.

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    DId he spend the offseason in Costa Rica?? :lol:

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    Originally posted by soppel+Mar 1 2004, 12:59 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (soppel @ Mar 1 2004, 12:59 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin--Mavrik@Feb 29 2004, 11:49 PM
    Ladies and Gentlemen, I&#39;m just a simple caveman. I was unfroven by your scientists...You&#39;re world frightens me. [/b][/quote]
    :lol: :lol: :lol: That is one of my favorite Phil Hartman skits. Hilarious.

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    Is that picture real? It just doesn&#39;t look right.

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    Originally posted by Mavrik@Feb 29 2004, 11:49 PM
    The Red Sox today officially announced the signing of Jesus Christ to play Centerfield.
    The Yankees just countered by signing God, Yahweh and the Messiah to multi-year pacts...

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    Hey it is better then his quasi-mullett look last year.

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    That&#39;s it&#33; Jesus will take this team to the top. :lol:

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    Ya know who he really looks like? Val Kilmer playing the "older" Jim Morrison in "The Doors" movie.

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    Reports out of Boston say that Jesus already hates Garciaparra and Manny Ramirez. Team chemistry is in the whole. When asked for a comment from Jesus, the Red Sox&#39;s big free agent signing he said "Not even I can save these *******s."

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    The Yankees just signed Pontius Pilate...and this time he said there will be no "resurrection"

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    hello my fellow jet fans.. well this is the time of season when we part are ways.. till next football season.. cuz im a red sox fan... so im sure ill hear some good stuff about them in here...

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    Originally posted by PenningtonBear@Mar 16 2004, 02:51 AM
    hello my fellow jet fans.. well this is the time of season when we part are ways.. till next football season.. cuz im a red sox fan... so im sure ill hear some good stuff about them in here...
    After the Yanks crush your hopes again, you&#39;ll be all ready for Football. It&#39;ll come earlier for you this year, not into mid October like last season. So don&#39;t worry, you won&#39;t miss much.

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    Originally posted by PenningtonBear@Mar 16 2004, 02:51 AM
    hello my fellow jet fans.. well this is the time of season when we part are ways.. till next football season.. cuz im a red sox fan... so im sure ill hear some good stuff about them in here...
    Jet/Bosox is that you?

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    Originally posted by mbn007@Mar 16 2004, 01:12 PM

    After the Yanks crush your hopes again, you&#39;ll be all ready for Football. It&#39;ll come earlier for you this year, not into mid October like last season. So don&#39;t worry, you won&#39;t miss much.
    Then he gets to get his hopes crushed by the Jets. :o

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    Originally posted by PFSIKH+Mar 16 2004, 01:16 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (PFSIKH @ Mar 16 2004, 01:16 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin--mbn007@Mar 16 2004, 01:12 PM

    After the Yanks crush your hopes again, you&#39;ll be all ready for Football. It&#39;ll come earlier for you this year, not into mid October like last season. So don&#39;t worry, you won&#39;t miss much.
    Then he gets to get his hopes crushed by the Jets. :o [/b][/quote]
    If Bradway wakes up this off-season, at least there&#39;s a chance.........

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    Originally posted by PFSIKH+Mar 16 2004, 01:16 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (PFSIKH @ Mar 16 2004, 01:16 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin--mbn007@Mar 16 2004, 01:12 PM

    After the Yanks crush your hopes again, you&#39;ll be all ready for Football. It&#39;ll come earlier for you this year, not into mid October like last season. So don&#39;t worry, you won&#39;t miss much.
    Then he gets to get his hopes crushed by the Jets. :o [/b][/quote]
    If Bradway wakes up this off-season, at least there&#39;s a chance......... . Early returns are promising.

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