[quote][b]WHITE HOUSE APOLOGY FORM

NAME: ____________________________________________
Prisoner # ___________.
Gender: MALE___ FEMALE___
Nationality : Iraqi ___ Afghan ____ Other _______

Degree of mutilation : 1-10 (choose one) 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10
Level of apology sincerity: 1-10 (choose one) 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10

Gift basket: Yes No
Bible Goldleaf Regular
Halliburton coupons: Yes No
Autographed picture of GWB: Yes No
Flight suit replica insert: Yes No
Card from Laura Yes No
Burger King Gift Certificate Whopper Regular

Dear Mr and Mrs ___(insert parents' name here) _________,

I, President George W. Bush, on behalf of myself and the American People, wish to extend our

deepest __
most sincere ___
belated ___

apologies on the unfortunate

abuse _______
torture _______
sexual humiliation _______
death _______
of your ____(insert gender here)________, _______(insert name here)______________.

He/she was tragically:

made to perform forced sex: ____
masturbate __
lie on other prisoners naked __
wear a leash and walk like a doggie____
wear a hood ___
expose himself___
endure electric shock ______
eat pork _____

by one of our

soldiers __
civilian contractors ___
CIA Ops ____
embedded journalists _____

who are currently fighting for the causes of freedom, democracy, and liberation.

(if necessary)
Please let us
sincerely__
profusely __
genuinely ___
null __
apologize for not being able to attend the funeral.

Sincerely yours,



_______________________
George W. Bush
President

Commander - In- Chief
United States of America[/b][/quote]

yeh it's in bad taste but who ever said beaurocracy was pretty :ph34r: