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    my current GF's old college roommate is in the near future marrying a member of the band GWAR

    the guy's name in the band is Balsac the Jaws of Death

    [img]http://www.mtv.com/news/images/g/gwar001006.gif[/img]

    this is a two part question:

    1) what was Gwar all about? the costumes obviously but what else? I was a metalhead (Metallica, Megadeth, Sabbath, etc) but these guys always flew under my radar...

    2) how screwed up is this reception gonna be?

    [b]dickkotite[/b] im looking in your direction for guidance especially :ph34r: ;)

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    [quote][i]Originally posted by bitonti[/i]@Jun 3 2004, 01:24 AM
    [b] my current GF's old college roommate is in the near future marrying a member of the band GWAR

    the guy's name in the band is Balsac the Jaws of Death

    [img]http://www.mtv.com/news/images/g/gwar001006.gif[/img]

    this is a two part question:

    1) what was Gwar all about? the costumes obviously but what else? I was a metalhead (Metallica, Megadeth, Sabbath, etc) but these guys always flew under my radar...

    2) how screwed up is this reception gonna be?

    [b]dickkotite[/b] im looking in your direction for guidance especially :ph34r: ;) [/b][/quote]
    :lol: :lol: :lol: Bit, better be good and primed when you get there like you were at 16h that day! :lol:

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    wow

    ok gwar is a crazy band that lives together on a compound in virginia or somewhere. some of them were prof. stunt/makeup people in hollywood.
    in a nutshell they have a stage show second only to kiss, or maybe better. they play silly metal songs with barbarian themes and come out in outrageous costumes. they come on stage as if they were 9 feet tall. all throughout the show, their is carnage and gluttony. they have an army of extras who have crazy costumes. they have a 10 foot penis that shoots sperm into the audience ...they have beheadings...if your in the first few rows your going to have fake guts and blood and sperm shot all over you.


    thats about it. im not a huge fan so i could be off here and there but thats it in a nutshell. i do like their live videos

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    The Legend of GWAR began millions of years ago when the aliens rampaged across the galaxy with a gang of space pirates called the Scumdogs of the Universe. Falling out of favor with their Master, GWAR was imprisoned on the most remote mudball planet in the galaxy...Earth. After killing off the dinosaurs and inadvertently creating the human species by raping prehistoric apes, GWAR began to significantly influence the development of the planet, until that wild gig in Atlantis, when it was decided that GWAR should be entombed in Antarctica. Thus, preventing them from screwing up Earth any further.

    Several thousand years later GWAR were stumbled upon and awakened by, Sleazy P. Martini, a known pimp, pusher, pornographer, and record executive for Capitalist Records, accidentally stumbled into GWAR's Antarctic tomb and woke them. He took them to New York, gave them electric guitars, and began to market them as his latest Rock-n-Roll sensation. Some of GWAR's adventures are chronicled in their albums, comics, and videos, but there are still plenty of GWAR stories waiting to be told.



    [url]www.gwar.net[/url]


    jesperstrombladrules will chime in as well soon

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    Whats scary is that GWAR is running a training camp to train new GWAR members, so when they die, the GWAR legacy lives on :blink:

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    [quote][i]Originally posted by ARodKeyWestJetsFan[/i]@Jun 3 2004, 01:28 AM
    [b] :lol: :lol: :lol: Bit, better be good and primed when you get there like you were at 16h that day! :lol: [/b][/quote]
    AROD that's par for the course on gameday... there's only 8 home games a year and i tend to get excited :lol:


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    dickkotite thanks - something tells me this isn't gonna be a traditional affair

    i dunno if i can handle getting spermed on at a wedding...

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    he is probably a very soft spoken and polite dude who will be a gentleman at his wedding. thats how these things work

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    [quote][i]Originally posted by bitonti[/i]@Jun 3 2004, 02:08 AM
    [b] i dunno if i can handle getting spermed on at a wedding... [/b][/quote]
    But if it were anywhere else it would be alright? :blink: :unsure: :lol:

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    [quote][i]Originally posted by dickkotite[/i]@Jun 3 2004, 03:09 AM
    [b] he is probably a very soft spoken and polite dude who will be a gentleman at his wedding. thats how these things work [/b][/quote]
    So no beheadings at the reception and saves the 10' penis for the honeymoon? :blink: :blink:

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    [quote][i]Originally posted by dickkotite[/i]@Jun 3 2004, 02:02 AM
    [b] ...if your in the first few rows your going to have fake guts and blood and sperm shot all over you.


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    :blink: sounds great :blink:



    :lol:

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    Dude, I remember that chick from college.

    Aah, what a ho' she was...............

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    You think you can hook me up with an autograph?

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    Gwar was beavis and Butthead's favorite band.

    That should tell you all you need to know. Theatrics and style over substance

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    [quote][i]Originally posted by Scott Dierking[/i]@Jun 3 2004, 08:53 AM
    [b] Gwar was beavis and Butthead's favorite band.

    That should tell you all you need to know. Theatrics and style over substance [/b][/quote]
    So how do you feel about Slipknot?

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    [quote][i]Originally posted by Destroyer of Senses+Jun 3 2004, 09:02 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>[b]QUOTE[/b] (Destroyer of Senses @ Jun 3 2004, 09:02 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin--Scott Dierking[/i]@Jun 3 2004, 08:53 AM
    [b] Gwar was beavis and Butthead&#39;s favorite band.

    That should tell you all you need to know. Theatrics and style over substance [/b][/quote]
    So how do you feel about Slipknot? [/b][/quote]
    DOS- i have a vague background on Slipknot.

    From what I have heard of their music, they certainly appear to have more talent than what Gwar offered, and have a few riffs that can be termed catchy. That is about as much as I can offer on Slipknot, which is not much. The videos are certainly edgy.

    That is not my genre anymore. The hardest that I really go is Static X these days. My metal tends to be more toward the Datsuns.

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    Check out the new Slipknot...if you like Static X, I think you will like them. I did not like the newest Static album myself.

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    [quote][i]Originally posted by Destroyer of Senses[/i]@Jun 3 2004, 09:21 AM
    [b] Check out the new Slipknot...if you like Static X, I think you will like them. I did not like the newest Static album myself. [/b][/quote]
    On Static-Wisconsin Death Trip was very good, downhill after that

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    [quote][i]Originally posted by Scott Dierking+Jun 3 2004, 09:25 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>[b]QUOTE[/b] (Scott Dierking @ Jun 3 2004, 09:25 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin--Destroyer of Senses[/i]@Jun 3 2004, 09:21 AM
    [b] Check out the new Slipknot...if you like Static X, I think you will like them. I did not like the newest Static album myself. [/b][/quote]
    On Static-Wisconsin Death Trip was very good, downhill after that [/b][/quote]
    Amen to that...Wayne wants to be Al Jorgenson

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    GWAR is a great band (artistically and performance wise) who are known for their over the top live performances and on stage personas. In person (I&#39;ve met them numerous times and have shared the stage with them on several occasions) they are bright, intelligent and very creative group of artists.

    She&#39;s done well for herself, why would there be any concern?



    For a complete history and inner workings of this legendary band go to [url=http://www.slavepitinc.com]http://www.slavepitinc.com[/url]

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    [quote][i]Originally posted by Monster_Green[/i]@Jun 3 2004, 11:03 AM
    [b] GWAR is a great band (artistically and performance wise) who are known for their over the top live performances and on stage personas. In person (I&#39;ve met them numerous times and have shared the stage with them on several occasions) they are bright, intelligent and very creative group of artists.

    She&#39;s done well for herself, why would there be any concern?



    For a complete history and inner workings of this legendary band go to [url=http://www.slavepitinc.com]http://www.slavepitinc.com[/url] [/b][/quote]
    Another Gwar bio

    [url=http://www.thestore24.com/Music/Artist.aspx?si=rage-madhouse&refid=madhouse&p_id=P+++++4420&type=bio]Gwar Bio[/url]

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