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    "The Secret Service has announced it is doubling its protection for John Kerry.
    You can understand why - with two positions on every issue, he has twice as many people mad at him." - Jay Leno


    "We make jokes about it but the truth is this presidential election really offers us a choice of two well-informed
    opposing positions on every issue. OK, they both belong to John Kerry, but they're still there." - Jay Leno


    "John Kerry will undergo surgery to repair his right shoulder. He
    originally hurt it when he suddenly switched positions on Iraq."


    "President Bush listed his income as $822,000. Y
    ou know what John Kerry calls someone who earns $822,000? Not even worth dating." - Jay Leno


    "Well the good news for Democrats, now over half the country can identify a picture of John Kerry. The bad news, the majority still thinks he's the dad from 'The Munsters."' - Jay Leno


    "John Kerry accused President Bush of catering to the rich. You know,
    as opposed to John Kerry who just marries them." - Jay Leno


    "They say John Kerry is the first Democratic presidential candidate in history to raise $50 million in a three-month period. Actually,
    that's nothing. He once raised $500 million with two words: 'I do.'" - Jay Leno


    "Today, John Kerry announced a fool-proof plan to wipe out the $500B
    deficit. John Kerry has a plan, he's going to put it on his wife's Gold Card." -
    Craig Kilborn

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    [quote][i]Originally posted by pope[/i]@Jul 8 2004, 09:26 PM
    [b] "Well the good news for Democrats, now over half the country can identify a picture of John Kerry. The bad news, the majority still thinks he's the dad from 'The Munsters."' - Jay Leno


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