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    Cos my responses in that thread show up in other threads.

    Oh boy, get ready for another round of "there's a chill wind blowing" yada yada yada. These left wing wack jobs just don't get it. They can't understand why people are actually offended and outraged at their radical views.

    So they play on the mental monkey bars and conclude that it must be some sort of right wing peer pressure at play. Ha ha ha! They think we're all just reacting out of fear of the right wing boogie man. What else could it be? They can't comprehend that their views are anathema to the average american.

    What a bunch of di**heads. God, I'd love to send them all to Cambodia. Keep 'em out of the White House! No more Ruth Bader Ginsburgs!

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    ...umm,.are you on crack?

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    [quote][i]Originally posted by bman[/i]@Jul 20 2004, 11:02 AM
    [b] ...umm,.are you on crack? [/b][/quote]
    nah, he's just an Adam Ant fan....have to forgive :lol:

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    Dont want to forever ruin the song for you but she sings the background vocals on "Excitable Boy." I knew that was almost your screen name

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    yeh gotta get rid of the ginsbergs of the world so we can outlaw homosexual marriage, abortion and any sexual position other than missionary

    get a grip

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    [quote][i]Originally posted by bitonti[/i]@Jul 20 2004, 12:16 PM
    [b] and any sexual position other than missionary

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    Sex would be very boring!!! Would BJ's still be legal?

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    if this board had their way, the blowjob would be renamed "the slick willy" and outlawed in all 50 states

    on your way back from getting cigars from evil, communist Cuba (har har) you'd have to go to Puerto Rico to get a hummer

    we need Kerry to get elected just cause then the country gets just that much closer to legalizing everything fun :lol:

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    [quote][i]Originally posted by bitonti[/i]@Jul 20 2004, 12:16 PM
    [b] yeh gotta get rid of the ginsbergs of the world so we can outlaw homosexual marriage, abortion and any sexual position other than missionary

    get a grip [/b][/quote]
    Hey bit, if Kerry/Edwards get elected, watch for the reach-around to become the official national sex position.

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    [quote][i]Originally posted by bitonti[/i]@Jul 20 2004, 12:22 PM
    [b] if this board had their way, the blowjob would be......outlawed in all 50 states

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    God forbid! :( Just as long as its' legal in NY!! :lol:

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    [quote][i]Originally posted by bitonti[/i]@Jul 20 2004, 12:22 PM
    [b] if this board had their way, the blowjob would be renamed "the slick willy" and outlawed in all 50 states

    on your way back from getting cigars from evil, communist Cuba (har har) you'd have to go to Puerto Rico to get a hummer

    we need Kerry to get elected just cause then the country gets just that much closer to legalizing everything fun :lol: [/b][/quote]
    There's a Time and place for everything Bit..Making a Motel 6
    out of the Oval Office to you is not a big deal! But to People
    who are more Mature than yourself know it's not the place for a BJ..
    I don't know where or If you work but are you saying it would
    be fine in your Office or place of work?? When I was in the Topless
    Biz my Office was attached to the Bar so my office was appropiate! :lol:

    PS I have always been in Favor of Legalizing Drugs and Prostitution.. ;)

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    [quote][i]Originally posted by bman[/i]@Jul 20 2004, 11:02 AM
    [b] ...umm,.are you on crack? [/b][/quote]
    ummm...this is not a post about the # of casualties and how we're all anti-american. congratulations bman!!!!!!!!!! :D :lol: ;)

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    [quote][i]Originally posted by Lawyers, Guns and Money[/i]@Jul 20 2004, 11:39 AM
    [b] Dont want to forever ruin the song for you but she sings the background vocals on "Excitable Boy." I knew that was almost your screen name [/b][/quote]
    I got no problem with her singing. ;)

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    [quote][i]Originally posted by shakin318+Jul 20 2004, 01:56 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>[b]QUOTE[/b] (shakin318 @ Jul 20 2004, 01:56 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin--bitonti[/i]@Jul 20 2004, 12:16 PM
    [b] yeh gotta get rid of the ginsbergs of the world so we can outlaw homosexual marriage, abortion and any sexual position other than missionary

    get a grip [/b][/quote]
    Hey bit, if Kerry/Edwards get elected, watch for the reach-around to become the official national sex position. [/b][/quote]
    Hence "get a grip".

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    [Excitable Boy." I knew that was almost your screen name ]

    that doesn&#39;t surprise me the least bit.


    "Well, he went down to dinner in his Sunday best
    Excitable boy, they all said
    And he rubbed the pot roast all over his chest
    Excitable boy, they all said
    Well, he&#39;s just an excitable boy

    He took in the four a.m. show at the Clark
    Excitable boy, they all said
    And he bit the usherette&#39;s leg in the dark
    Excitable boy, they all said
    Well, he&#39;s just an excitable boy

    He took little Susie to the Junior Prom
    Excitable boy, they all said
    and he raped her and killed her, then he took her home
    Excitable boy, they all said
    Well, he&#39;s just an excitable boy
    After ten long years they let him out of the Home
    Excitable boy, they all said
    And he dug up her grave and built a cage with her bones
    Excitable boy, they all said
    Well, he&#39;s just an excitable boy"

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    [quote][i]Originally posted by gobbles[/i]@Jul 20 2004, 07:39 PM
    [b] [Excitable Boy." I knew that was almost your screen name ]

    that doesn&#39;t surprise me the least bit.

    [/b][/quote]
    There&#39;s the kettle calling the teapot black.

    This one is actually true:

    You gave me DERANGED: the biography of serial killer Albert Fish...

    FOR XMAS ONE YEAR.

    Remember that? Or were you to busy down the hall playing the piano with HN Bernie?

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    [You gave me DERANGED: the biography of serial killer Albert Fish...

    FOR XMAS ONE YEAR.]

    That is a god damned lie. It wasn&#39;t for christmas. Gein is on Biography tonight but I&#39;m gonna watch forensic files instead.

    Did Gacy call his method of securing his victims "the rope trick" or the "handcuff trick?"

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    She looks like Ms. Swann from MadTV, doesn&#39;t she?

    [img]http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20040720/capt.ny10807200303.people_ronstadt_ny108.jpg[/img]

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    [quote][i]Originally posted by R. Tyme+Jul 20 2004, 10:10 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>[b]QUOTE[/b] (R. Tyme @ Jul 20 2004, 10:10 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin--bman[/i]@Jul 20 2004, 11:02 AM
    [b] ...umm,.are you on crack? [/b][/quote]
    nah, he&#39;s just an Adam Ant fan....have to forgive :lol: [/b][/quote]
    But Adam Ant is even madder than a goose on stilts.

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    [quote][i]Originally posted by jesper stromblad rules+Jul 21 2004, 12:44 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>[b]QUOTE[/b] (jesper stromblad rules @ Jul 21 2004, 12:44 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> [quote]Originally posted by -R. Tyme@Jul 20 2004, 10:10 AM
    [b] <!--QuoteBegin--bman[/i]@Jul 20 2004, 11:02 AM
    [b] ...umm,.are you on crack? [/b][/quote]
    nah, he&#39;s just an Adam Ant fan....have to forgive :lol: [/b][/quote]
    But Adam Ant is even madder than a goose on stilts. [/b][/quote]
    Don&#39;t drink
    Don&#39;t smoke
    What do ya do
    Subtle innuendo&#39;s follow... :D

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    [quote][i]Originally posted by Tom The Nader Fan™[/i]@Jul 21 2004, 08:31 AM
    [b] Don&#39;t drink
    Don&#39;t smoke
    What do ya do
    Subtle innuendo&#39;s follow... :D [/b][/quote]
    Except, "subtle innuendoes follow" has now been replaced by
    "dress up in a cowboy outfit,
    run into your local bar,
    threaten everybody with a gun,
    then off to the loony bin in a cop car."
    :lol:

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