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    I'm just posting this 'cos I know how much it pisses [b]certain people[/b] off :lol: :P ...

    USA Today
    Put The Speakers In A Cage
    July 26, 2004



    Here at the Spawn of Satan convention in Boston, conservatives are deploying a series of covert signals to identify one another, much like gay men do. My allies are the ones wearing crosses or American flags. The people sporting shirts emblazened with the "F-word" are my opponents. Also, as always, the pretty girls and cops are on my side, most of them barely able to conceal their eye-rolling.

    Democrats are constantly suing and slandering police as violent, fascist racists -- with the exception of Boston's police, who'll be lauded as national heroes right up until the Democrats pack up and leave town on Friday, whereupon they'll revert to their natural state of being fascist, racist pigs.

    A speaker at the Democratic National Convention this year, Al Sharpton, accused white police officers of raping and defacing Tawana Brawley in 1987, lunatic charges that eventually led to a defamation lawsuit against Sharpton and even more eventually, to Sharpton paying a jury award to the defamed plaintiff Steve Pagones. So it's a real mystery why cops wouldn't like Democrats.


    As for the pretty girls, I can only guess that it's because liberal boys never try to make a move on you without the UN Security Council's approval. Plus, it's no fun riding around in those dinky little hybrid cars. My pretty-girl allies stick out like a sore thumb amongst the corn-fed, no make-up, natural fiber, no-bra needing, sandal-wearing, hirsute, somewhat fragrant hippie chick pie wagons they call "women" at the Democratic National Convention.

    Apparently, the nuts at the Democratic National Convention are going to be put in cages outside the convention hall. Sadly, they won't be fighting to the death as is done in W.W.F. caged matches. They're calling this the "protestor's area," although I suppose a better name would be the "truth-free zone".

    I thought this was a great idea until I realized the nut category did not include Sharpton, Al Gore, Bill Clinton, and Teddy Kennedy -- all featured speakers at the convention. I'd say the actual policy is only untelegenic nuts get the cages, but little Dennis Kucinich is speaking at the Convention, too. So it must be cages for nuts who have not run for president as serious candidates for the Democratic Party.

    Looking at the line-up of speakers at the Convention, I have developed the 7-11 challenge: I will quit making fun of, for example, Dennis Kucinich, if he can prove he can run a 7-11 properly for 8 hours. We'll even let him have an hour or so of preparation before we open up. Within 8 hours, the money will be gone, the store will be empty, and he'll be explaining how three 11-year olds came in and asked for the money and he gave it to them.

    For 20 years, the Democrats wouldn't let Jimmy Carter within 100 miles of a Convention podium. The fact that Carter is now their most respectable speaker tells you where that party is today. Maybe they just want to remind Americans who got us into this Middle East mess in the first place. W've got millions of fanatical Muslims trying to slaughter Americans while shouting Allah Akbar! Yeah, let's turn the nation over to these guys.

    With any luck, Gore will uncork his speech comparing Republicans to Nazis. Just a few weeks ago, Gore gave a speech accusing the Bush administration of deploying digital "Brown Shirts" to intimidate journalists and pressure the media into writing good things about Bush -- in case you were wondering where all those glowing articles about Bush were coming from.

    The last former government official to slake his thirst so deeply with the kool-aid and become a far-left peacenik was Ramsey Clarke and it took him a few years to really blossom. Clinton must have done some number on Gore. Then again, with his yen for earth tones in a man's wardrobe, maybe Gore's references to "Brown Shirts" was intended as a compliment.

    Only one major newspaper -- the Boston Herald -- reported Gore's Brown Shirt comment, though a Bush campaign spokesman's statement quoting the "Brown Shirt" line made it into the very last sentence of a Los Angeles Times article. The New York Times responded with an article criticizing both Republicans and Democrats for using Nazi imagery. Democrats call Republicans Nazis, the Republicans quote the Democrats calling Republicans Nazis and both are using Nazi imagery. (It's a cycle of violence!)

    The nuts in the cages are virtual Bertrand Russells compared to the official speakers at the Democratic Convention. On the basis of their placards, I gather the caged-nut position is that they love the troops so much, they don't want them to get hurt defending America from terrorist attack. Support the troops, the signs say, bring them home.

    That's my new position on all government workers, except the 5% who aren't useless, which is to say cops, prosecutors, firemen and U.S. servicemen. I love bureaucrats at the National Endowment of the Arts funding crucifixes submerged in urine so much -- I think they should go home. I love public school teachers punishing any mention of God and banning Christmas songs so much -- I think they should go home.

    Walking back from the convention site I chatted with a normal Bostonian for several blocks -- who must have identified me through our covert system of signals. He was mostly bemused by the Democrats' primetime speakers and told me he used to be an independent, but for the last 20 years found himself voting mostly Republican. Then he corrected himself and said he votes for the American.

    I'd say I love all these Democrats in Boston so much I want them to go home, but I don't. I want Americans to get a good long look at the French Party and keep the 7-11 challenge in mind.

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    You gotta love her.

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    she's a nazi animal!

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    I don't really like Coulter that much....

    As she's become more famous, she's become more abrasive and unhinged...always seeming to want to "shock" people. Earlier in her career, she had more substance and thus her words carried more weight. Now, she's just a hack, IMO.

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    [b]Gore's Brown Shirt comment, though a Bush campaign spokesman's statement quoting the "Brown Shirt" line made it into the very last sentence of a Los Angeles Times article. The New York Times responded with an article criticizing both Republicans and Democrats for using Nazi imagery. Democrats call Republicans Nazis, the Republicans quote the Democrats calling Republicans Nazis and both are using Nazi imagery. (It's a cycle of violence!)[/b]


    She makes some great points. My favorite is how she openly and rightfully outs the Simple minded democrats who use Nazi imagery to describe republicans. Its so incredibly offensive and inappropriate and yet the media never mentions it.

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    [quote][i]Originally posted by jets5ever[/i]@Jul 27 2004, 11:26 AM
    [b] I don't really like Coulter that much....

    As she's become more famous, she's become more abrasive and unhinged...always seeming to want to "shock" people. Earlier in her career, she had more substance and thus her words carried more weight. Now, she's just a hack, IMO. [/b][/quote]
    Shes not going to convince any libs to switch alliances. I just find it nice to see an attractive woman of substance taking it right to the lefties.

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    saying that we should carpet bomb the middle east and convert them to christianity is as offensive and disgusting as any hitler comment ever...she's an animal who hopefully has her tubes tied.

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    [quote][i]Originally posted by bman[/i]@Jul 27 2004, 11:32 AM
    [b] saying that we should carpet bomb the middle east and convert them to christianity is as offensive and disgusting as any hitler comment ever...she's an animal who hopefully has her tubes tied. [/b][/quote]
    Your an idiot.

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    [quote][i]Originally posted by bman[/i]@Jul 27 2004, 11:32 AM
    [b] saying that we should carpet bomb the middle east and convert them to christianity is as offensive and disgusting as any hitler comment ever...she's an animal who hopefully has her tubes tied. [/b][/quote]
    liberals hate women

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    she's a worthless slore that did one too many tabs of acid while following the dead around

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    you should move to france...b/c you hate america cheifs

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    [quote][i]Originally posted by bman[/i]@Jul 27 2004, 11:54 AM
    [b] you should move to france...b/c you hate america cheifs [/b][/quote]
    Actually you are a hateful person going around calling people who disagree with you nazi's and whores. You should be ashamed of yourself.

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    [quote][b]She makes some great points. My favorite is how she openly and rightfully outs the Simple minded democrats who use Nazi imagery to describe republicans. Its so incredibly offensive and inappropriate and yet the media never mentions it. [/b][/quote]

    The irony, as I see it, is that our very own Conservative flag-carriers Weeb, CBTNY and JetMo have all used Nazi terms and imagery in describing Liberals and Democrats. And no.....I neither have links to those statements, nor am I going to go find them. I heard them the first time, and that is enough for me.

    In the media, almost all of the daytime talkers on the Right Radio use Nazi terms, names and imagery to describe Liberals and Democrats. Michael Savage is especially fond of using Nazi analogies in describing his opposition.

    You are very right Chiefs, it IS so incredibly offensive and inappropriate to use such analogies.

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    Warfish,
    Please take a break from the Politic forum and go to the everything else forum and help me with my fishing problem. Thanks.............. HELP!!!!!!!! :lol:

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    That woman is a hateful shameful person who is a bigot and a racist..If i call her an idiot after she makes outrageous remarks that doesn't make me an idiot..
    just re read what she wrote

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    [quote][i]Originally posted by bman[/i]@Jul 27 2004, 12:22 PM
    [b] That woman is a hateful shameful person who is a bigot and a racist..If i call her an idiot after she makes outrageous remarks that doesn't make me an idiot..
    just re read what she wrote [/b][/quote]
    Actually you called her a Nazi whore animal which does make you an idiot.

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    Tom, I like the way you spelled her name as Couter. As you know, cooter is slang for vagina, which is what is dried out and never used by the anorexic, schizoid beeyotch. I found a copy of her screed with editorial comments posted by the liberal appeasers that run the USA Today. Maybe that will shed some light on why they didn't publish it.

    Here at the Spawn of Satan convention in Boston, conservatives are deploying a series of covert signals to identify one another, much like gay men do. My allies are the ones wearing crosses or American flags. The people sporting shirts emblazoned with the "F-word" are my opponents. Also, as always, the pretty girls and cops are on my side, most of them barely able to conceal their eye-rolling.


    USA Today: EYE-ROLLING? AT WHAT?

    Democrats are constantly suing and slandering police as violent, fascist racists -- with the exception of Boston's police, who'll be lauded as national heroes right up until the Democrats pack up and leave town on Friday, whereupon they'll revert to their natural state of being fascist, racist pigs.


    USA Today: WHAT DEMOCRATS SUE THE POLICE? BUT THEY WON'T ACTUALLY REVERT TO BEING FASCIST PIGS, DON'T YOU MEAN THE DEMS WILL THINK THEY HAVE REVERTED TO BEING FASCIST PIGS?

    A speaker at the Democratic National Convention this year, Al Sharpton, accused white police officers of raping and defacing Tawana Brawley in 1987, lunatic charges that eventually led to a defamation lawsuit against Sharpton and even more eventually, to Sharpton paying a jury award to the defamed plaintiff Steve Pagones. So it’s a real mystery why cops wouldn’t like Democrats.


    USA Today: IS THAT LAST SENTENCE SARCASTIC? IF SO, YOU SURE LOST ME.

    As for the pretty girls, I can only guess that it’s because liberal boys never try to make a move on you without the UN Security Council's approval. Plus, it’s no fun riding around in those dinky little hybrid cars. My pretty-girl allies stick out like a sore thumb amongst the corn-fed, no make-up, natural fiber, no-bra needing, sandal-wearing, hirsute, somewhat fragrant hippie chick pie wagons they call "women" at the Democratic National Convention.


    USA Today: NOT FUNNY, I DON'T GET IT.

    Apparently, the nuts at the Democratic National Convention are going to be put in cages outside the convention hall. Sadly, they won't be fighting to the death as is done in WWE caged matches. They're calling this the "protestor's area," although I suppose a better name would be the "truth-free zone".


    USA Today: CLARIFY WHICH NUTS (NOTE FROM AC: THAT KILLS THE JOKE OF THE NEXT PARAGRAPH)

    I thought this was a great idea until I realized the “nut” category did not include Sharpton, Al Gore, Bill Clinton, and Teddy Kennedy -- all featured speakers at the convention. I’d say the actual policy is only untelegenic nuts get the cages, but little Dennis Kucinich is speaking at the Convention, too. So it must be cages for “nuts who have not run for president as serious candidates for the Democratic Party.”

    Looking at the line-up of speakers at the Convention, I have developed the 7-11 challenge: I will quit making fun of, for example, Dennis Kucinich, if he can prove he can run a 7-11 properly for 8 hours. We’ll even let him have an hour or so of preparation before we open up. Within 8 hours, the money will be gone, the store will be empty, and he’ll be explaining how three 11-year olds came in and asked for the money and he gave it to them.


    USA Today: I DON'T GET IT.

    For 20 years, the Democrats wouldn’t let Jimmy Carter within 100 miles of a Convention podium. The fact that Carter is now their most respectable speaker tells you where that party is today. Maybe they just want to remind Americans who got us into this Middle East mess in the first place. We’ve got millions of fanatical Muslims trying to slaughter Americans while shouting “Allah Akbar!” Yeah, let’s turn the nation over to these guys.

    With any luck, Gore will uncork his speech comparing Republicans to Nazis. Just a few weeks ago, Gore gave a speech accusing the Bush administration of deploying “digital Brown Shirts” to intimidate journalists and pressure the media into writing good things about Bush -- in case you were wondering where all those glowing articles about Bush were coming from.

    The last former government official to slake his thirst so deeply with the kool-aid and become a far-left peacenik was Ramsey Clarke and it took him a few years to really blossom. Clinton must have done some number on Gore. Then again, with his yen for earth tones in a man's wardrobe, maybe Gore's references to "Brown Shirts" was intended as a compliment.

    Only one major newspaper -- the Boston Herald -- reported Gore’s “Brown Shirt” comment, though a Bush campaign spokesman's statement quoting the "Brown Shirt" line made it into the very last sentence of a Los Angeles Times article. The New York Times responded with an article criticizing “both” Republicans and Democrats for using Nazi imagery. Democrats call Republicans Nazis, the Republicans quote the Democrats calling Republicans Nazis and “both” are using Nazi imagery. (It’s a cycle of violence!)

    The nuts in the cages are virtual Bertrand Russells compared to the official speakers at the Democratic Convention. On the basis of their placards, I gather the caged-nut position is that they love the troops so much, they don’t want them to get hurt defending America from terrorist attack. “Support the troops,” the signs say, “bring them home.”

    That’s my new position on all government workers, except the 5% who aren’t useless, which is to say cops, prosecutors, firemen and U.S. servicemen. I love bureaucrats at the National Endowment of the Arts funding crucifixes submerged in urine so much -- I think they should go home. I love public school teachers punishing any mention of God and banning Christmas songs so much -- I think they should go home.

    Walking back from the convention site I chatted with a normal Bostonian for several blocks -- who must have identified me through our covert system of signals. He was mostly bemused by the Democrats’ primetime speakers and told me he used to be an independent, but for the last 20 years found himself voting mostly Republican. Then he corrected himself and said he votes for the “American.”

    I’d say I love all these Democrats in Boston so much I want them to go home, but I don’t. I want Americans to get a good long look at the French Party and keep the 7-11 challenge in mind.


    USA Today: WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY "THE FRENCH PARTY"? I DON'T GET IT.

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    I didn't really write the article in my previous post, I just concluded with a salutation but I forgot to put quotation marks around the article so it may appear that I wrote the article. I didn't though. I'm much more talented than that.


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    [quote][i]Originally posted by Warfish[/i]@Jul 27 2004, 12:12 PM
    [b] The irony, as I see it, is that our very own Conservative flag-carriers Weeb, CBTNY and JetMo have all used Nazi terms and imagery in describing Liberals and Democrats. And no.....I neither have links to those statements, nor am I going to go find them. I heard them the first time, and that is enough for me.

    In the media, almost all of the daytime talkers on the Right Radio use Nazi terms, names and imagery to describe Liberals and Democrats. Michael Savage is especially fond of using Nazi analogies in describing his opposition.
    [/b][/quote]
    I've said liberals are dangerous and in some cases, anti-American. I never called anyone a nazi.

    You have no links because it never happened. Go back to sitting on your porch and playing the banjo.

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    [quote][i]Originally posted by Warfish[/i]@Jul 27 2004, 12:12 PM
    [b]

    The irony, as I see it, is that our very own Conservative flag-carriers Weeb, CBTNY and JetMo have all used Nazi terms and imagery in describing Liberals and Democrats. [/b][/quote]
    As Elvis Costello said, "I used to get disgusted, but now I try to be amused."

    For as long as I can remember being politically aware, leftist democrats have been calling republicans "nazis". I always thought that was unfair, and after years of personal study and investigation, have come to conclude that "nazi" is much more appropriate when describing leftists-

    On the campuses, in the media, and sometimes on the job. It's kind of like the homo in American Beauty...

    He was what he hated, and he projected all that misdirected anger at others.

    That's liberalism in a nutshell, Warfish.

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