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    I've got another riddle for you!

    Where is that damn Wonka guy? This is what happens when your goldticket expires.

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    [quote][i]Originally posted by Bugg[/i]@Jul 27 2004, 04:07 PM
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    I've got another riddle for you!

    Where is that damn Wonka guy? This is what happens when your goldticket expires. [/b][/quote]
    "and the Snozberries really taste like Snozberries!"

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    Oh, Mr. Chirac...I'm ready to squeeze your grapes!

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    [quote][i]Originally posted by Bugg[/i]@Jul 27 2004, 04:07 PM
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    After hours of labor the doctor turned to Teresa and said "Congratulations Teresa, its a Gigalo."

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    [quote][i]Originally posted by Bugg[/i]@Jul 27 2004, 04:07 PM
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    "I tried my best but I couldn't get the gerbil out of there Mr. Chirac"

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    [quote][i]Originally posted by Bugg[/i]@Jul 27 2004, 04:07 PM
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    President Bush is so toxic that when I debate him I'll be forced to wear this bio-hazard suit.

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    [b]And as part of my plan to make health care more affordable every American will be required to wear one of these suits outdoors to reduce the risk of skin cancer![/b]


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    [b]The only was Tereza lets me hump her is if I wear a full body condom like this![/b]

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    ".......and then, boys and girls, the sperm crawls up and enters the egg like this....."

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    [quote][i]Originally posted by Shadetree[/i]@Jul 28 2004, 10:51 AM
    [b] ".......and then, boys and girls, the sperm crawls up and enters the egg like this....." [/b][/quote]
    that's funny! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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    Because Bush/cheney have undone 30 years of environmental law...we will all be wearing these unless i'm elected...

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    [quote][i]Originally posted by Bugg[/i]@Jul 27 2004, 04:07 PM
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    Michael Jackson's got nothing on me!

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