If you're voting for Kerry this fall you're a dumb ass, pure and simple. You've just joined the ranks of windbags and lay-abouts that don't matter and have nothing of value to offer society. Here's the list of various factions that constitutes that modern day Democratic Party.
THE NON-WORKING CLASS POOR
We all know who these people are. They are the welfare entitlement class that we rail about constantly. This group consists of Homies, Jethros, Esses and other subcultures that are morally, culturally and economically bankrupt. The Democrats cherish this vote because they are stupid and can be easily duped. Promise them a few bucks more in food stamps or more importantly that you won?t make them work and they?re yours for life. Unfortunately for the Democrats this is a fickle group and getting them to actually register and then show up on voting day can be a challenge. The Democratic machines from my grandparent?s day simply promised free and plentiful supplies of liquor in return for a vote.
You know these types. They use words like ?empowerment and patriarchy? with straight faces. They wear a lot of purple, have severe hairstyles and are generally unappealing people. If they?re married they always have one of those tedious hyphenated names. Thank goddess that trend is going down the toilet. Their husbands, called partners, always have this look on their faces like their balls are being squeezed in a vice. When these broads are encountered with a truly attractive and intelligent woman who doesn?t buy their malarkey they start in with this jive about how they are ?real women?, meaning ugly women to you and I. What really unifies this group is their maniacal obsession with their unmitigated ?right? to murder babies. The murdering of babies along with supporting welfare mooches has been an unwavering part of the Democratic Party?s platform.
THE AGE OF AQUARIUS CROWD
These are the folks who relive 1968 everyday. The good news is that these freeze-dried hippies are getting old and more importantly dying. Unfortunately this cohort will be with us for 20 years to come. They are pretty much opposed to anything associated with Western Civilization. You know things like freedom, democracy, individual rights capitalism and not living under the rule of tyrannies or despots. One thing you have to give these clowns credit for is their consistency. They refuse to grow up. It?s a bit odd to encounter a 60-year-old man with the mindset of a 16 year old. It?s actually quite pathetic. They may try to sell you on the ruse that they are ?not selling out? or some such notion but make no mistake about it, what they?re really devoted to is the avoidance of work at all cost. This is why the Democratic Party appeals to the Age of Aquarius crowd. The Democrat?s have an unspoken slogan: No Work. No Problem.
THE NON-WORKING CLASS TRUST FUNDERS
Trust funders use to be stalwart member of the Republican Party but that was back in the days of noblesse oblige. In those days the filthy rich believed in the Biblical edict: with great wealth comes great responsibility. Now trust funders don?t work, haven?t the foggiest notion of responsibility and couldn?t name you two Books out of the Bible let alone believe in it?s teachings. The only golden rule that the trust funders adhere to is ?Thou shall not judge?. Judgments are bad because they impede the pursuit of blatant self-gratification. Trust funders are a crucial voting block this year because they have one of their own running for President this year. Yes, John Kerry is a trust funder?s, trust funder. He didn?t have his own trust fund so he married a ketchup whore so he could live off her trust fund. It used to matter how you got your trust fund but not anymore. All that matters is that you have one and JFK has a big one. You will also notice that there is a big trust funder presence out there protesting in the streets of Manhattan in support of one of their own. All trust funders are opposed to work. They cherish minorities and the poor, as long as they don?t have to live anywhere near them or interact with them in any meaningful way. They are also passionately devoted to distant causes which they know little about and have virtually no bearing upon their lives. This whole ?Save Tibet? nonsense comes to mind.
I?ve been a member of several unions and come from a union family but generally believe that most unions have gone the way of the horse drawn carriage. They?re obsolete but they are still a huge voting block for the Democrats and have been for some time. The unions are the last remnants of the old Democratic party of my grandparent?s era. They could be the only group holding the Democrats in check on some of their more wacky social initiatives. Unions tell their members how to vote and they never endorse Republican candidates. If Unions were smart they would put both Parties on their bankroll and truly endorse the candidate that had their interests at heart. They should cease in telling members how to vote. Sadly this won?t happen and the rank and file will continue to behave like sheeple and vote the candidate with the strongest Marxist credentials. The most ardent Union Sheeple are the prototypical union loafers that you always and I mean always see sitting on the back of a truck eating crullers, bismarks, bear claws and slurping coffee. I swear there must be a rule that says for every guy that works at least three need to be sitting around drinking coffee at $40 an hour. Oh yeah and don?t forget the detail cop getting $100 to stand there and do nothing. Without unions these guys would never find work anywhere. To make matters worse these loafers will often use job sites as places to sell drugs, guns and other stolen booty, all the while making $40 an hour as a result of a government contract that you and I finance. All unions are in the tank for the Democrats.
I always find the arrogance of our entertaining class quite humorous. Here we have these people like Susan Sarandon or Brad Pitt lecturing us on politics and foreign relations. They have the money and access to get their message out there and that?s their right but why would any thinking person want to take advice for these malcontents? They all have drug problems, drinking problems, psychological problems, can?t stay married for more than 5 minutes and they presume to have something to tell us. Thanks but no thanks. If I want advice on how to f**k up my life I?ll get right back to you. Most of us have known or know someone who is an entertainer of some sort and most of these types seem to be riddled with emotional problems. In the real world they couldn?t cut it but entertaining provided them with a venue to be productive. Instead of being gracious and humble they act like they have the answers to life and it?s their goddess given duty to enlighten the peasants. I wish they would all just shut the f**k up.
PERVERTS, BUTT PIRATES AND CARPET MUNCHERS
?If it feels good do it? has become the credo among several generations of Americans. As a result we have turned a blind eye or just plain old embraced all varieties of sexual aberrations and the people that practice them. Perverts, butt pirates and carpet munchers could be the most unified voting block of the Democratic Party, the Party of queer marriage. We all know that fruit marriage is the golden calf among fags, dykes and other assorted perverts. Marriage becomes the official stamp of approval for their perverse lifestyle and the Democrats are more than happy to validate their lifestyles in exchange for a vote. To hell with morality and 2,000 plus years of tradition! We?re talking about votes! This embracing of society?s moral miscreants represents the official bottoming out for the Democratic Party. The Democratic Party really became the gutter party when they embraced the sodomites.
Even though they can?t vote in our elections the Democrats spend considerable time worrying about what Europeans think of our government. As a matter of fact your typical elected Democrat is far more concerned with what a European thinks that a registered Republican. John Kerry represents this Euro-philia in our elected officials. You can be sure that with every foreign policy decision he makes he will first ask himself, ?what will Europe think?. The Left has an obsession about how we are viewed by Europe. This is an outdated inferiority complex left over from the 19th century. We surpassed Europe in all important indicators 100 years ago. Europe wouldn?t even exist without our economic and military prowess. So why would anyone give rat?s ass about what some tea drinking, pastry eating fags from Europe think?
This is an odd mix of people that can be difficult to qualify because of their lack of purpose or cohesions. These are mostly middle class whites of unknown or mixed ancestral origin. They were born into some level of privilege but have failed to capitalize on this luck of the draw. Most have attended at least some college. They have jumped majors and changed schools several times over the past 12 years until they simply dropped out. If they are not trust funders they usually work in some low paying job such as a video store, a coffee house or a music store. Oddly even though they are failures they still cling to this notion that they are somehow better and more authentic than everyone else. To them failure is evidence of their superiority. Society just doesn?t appreciate them and they often fancy themselves as being born ?ahead of their time?. These misfits can toss around terms, names and concepts that create the appearance of education. They may even carry around tattered paperbacks written by Nietzsche or Kierkegaard but ask them a pointed question about what they are reading and you are bound to be met with a blank stare. They spend most of their time associating with other misfits and they all validate each other?s notions that they are bohemian when in fact they are just losers. They fancy themselves as the creative class but they have nothing original or useful to offer society. In frustration they express their uniqueness in their appearance through piercing, tattoos, odd clothing and bizarre hairstyles. One disapproving look from a member of the bourgeoisie is enough to convince them of their righteousness. They are a sad lot and tend to vote for Democrats if they get around to it. They eschew work and middle class values and deep down they have a lot of angst about being born on third base and not being able to get home. This angst comes out in their favorite pastime: protesting. These misfits will constitute 99.9% of the protestors you see in Manhattan at the RNC this week. You can hear them shouting profound statements like ?f-ck Bush, f-ck Wall Street and f-ck Halliburton.
That?s it in a nutshell, the new Democratic Party. If you are planning on voting for Kerry you need to ask yourself where you fit in on this list. Maybe you fit into to several or all the categories.