60 F: S. Californians shiver uncontrollably
People in New England sunbathe
50 F: New Yorkers try to turn on the heat
People in NE plant gardens
40 F: Italian & English cars won't start
People in NE drive with the windows down
20 F: Floridians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves, wool hats
People in New England throw on a flannel shirt
15 F: NY landlords finally turn up the heat
People in NE have the last cookout before it gets cold
0 F: All the people in Miami die
New Englanders close the windows
10 below zero: Californians fly away to Mexico
The Girl Scouts in NE are selling cookies door to door.
460 below zero: All atomic motion stops (absolute zero on the Kelvin scale). People in NE start saying..."Cold 'nuff for ya?"
500 below zero: Hell freezes over.
The Red Sox win the World Series.