60° F: S. Californians shiver uncontrollably
People in New England sunbathe
50° F: New Yorkers try to turn on the heat
People in NE plant gardens
40° F: Italian & English cars won't start
People in NE drive with the windows down
20° F: Floridians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves, wool hats
People in New England throw on a flannel shirt
15° F: NY landlords finally turn up the heat
People in NE have the last cookout before it gets cold
0° F: All the people in Miami die
New Englanders close the windows
10° below zero: Californians fly away to Mexico
The Girl Scouts in NE are selling cookies door to door.
460° below zero: All atomic motion stops (absolute zero on the Kelvin scale). People in NE start saying..."Cold 'nuff for ya?"
500° below zero: Hell freezes over.
The Red Sox win the World Series.