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    [u]Bollywood's First Start[/u]

    The Meadowlands still
    Green grass in the sun
    A star awaits birth


    [img]http://www.kmbd.info/downloads/zen.jpg[/img]

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    [quote][i]Originally posted by Fred Jetstone[/i]@Nov 9 2004, 05:20 PM
    [b] [u]Bollywood's First Start[/u]

    The Meadowlands still
    Green grass in the sun
    A star awaits birth


    [img]http://www.kmbd.info/downloads/zen.jpg[/img] [/b][/quote]
    And a young

    moderately retarded homosexual boy

    diddles himself

    at the very thought

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    Let me help you, delinquents. Haiku:

    Haiku is a poetic form and a type of poetry from the Japanese culture. Haiku combines form, content, and language in a meaningful, yet compact form. Haiku poets, which you will soon be, write about everyday things. Many themes include nature, feelings, or experiences. Usually they use simple words and grammar. The most common form for Haiku is three short lines. The first line usually contains five (5) syllables, the second line seven (7) syllables, and the third line contains five (5) syllables. Haiku doesn't rhyme. A Haiku must "paint" a mental image in the reader's mind. This is the challenge of Haiku - to put the poem's meaning and imagery in the reader's mind in ONLY 17 syllables over just three (3) lines of poetry!

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    [quote][i]Originally posted by Timmy-y-y-y+Nov 9 2004, 05:22 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>[b]QUOTE[/b] (Timmy-y-y-y @ Nov 9 2004, 05:22 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Fred Jetstone[/i]@Nov 9 2004, 05:20 PM
    [b] [u]Bollywood&#39;s First Start[/u]

    The Meadowlands still
    Green grass in the sun
    A star awaits birth


    [img]http://www.kmbd.info/downloads/zen.jpg[/img] [/b][/quote]
    And a young

    moderately retarded homosexual boy

    diddles himself

    at the very thought [/b][/quote]
    :lol: :lol: :lol: That&#39;s some funny sht right there

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    [u]What Fred Fudgestone wants[/u]


    Young Fred Fudgestone dreams

    Bollywood glistening covered creamy candy

    Fred needs to get plugged



    hahahahaha, HAIKU U&#33;


    LL

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    [quote][i]Originally posted by latinlawyer[/i]@Nov 9 2004, 07:01 PM
    [b] [u]What Fred Fudgestone wants[/u]


    Young Fred Fudgestone dreams

    Bollywood glistening covered creamy candy

    Fred needs to get plugged



    hahahahaha, HAIKU U&#33;


    LL [/b][/quote]
    :lol:

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    [quote][i]Originally posted by Fred Jetstone[/i]@Nov 9 2004, 06:20 PM
    [b] [u]Bollywood&#39;s First Start[/u]

    The Meadowlands still
    Green grass in the sun
    A star awaits birth


    [img]http://www.kmbd.info/downloads/zen.jpg[/img] [/b][/quote]
    Bucky Bollywood
    Never to play Meadowlands
    Haiku THIS, Jackass&#33;

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    Young Jetstone
    Eating Lead Paintchips
    Typing Happily

    B)

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    [quote][i]Originally posted by latinlawyer[/i]@Nov 9 2004, 06:01 PM
    [b] [u]What Fred Fudgestone wants[/u]


    Young Fred Fudgestone dreams

    Bollywood glistening covered creamy candy

    Fred needs to get plugged



    hahahahaha, HAIKU U&#33;


    LL [/b][/quote]
    Jetstone and Bolly
    It is Fred&#39;s dream, yes it is
    What a scary thought.

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    Fred Jetstone is gay
    with Brooks he will masturbate
    and make *******

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    Good thread Fred
    But Brooks wants you back in bed
    And wants a reach around after head

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    [quote][i]Originally posted by Boozer76[/i]@Nov 9 2004, 06:12 PM
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    and make ******* [/b][/quote]
    I&#39;m willing to bet that that&#39;s the first time ever those words have been used in haiku.

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    Commoners jeer
    Truth is immune
    Destiny awaits

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    Fred is gay gay gay
    gay gay gay gay gay gay gay
    gay gay gay gay gay

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    I see her again, my true love
    that white porcelin bowl
    where my warm innards are realeased
    in a frantic explosion of gas and matter

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    my spirit follows me
    but i shoo him away
    am i lost
    am i blessed

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    Fred Rapes Little Boys
    Then Blames it on Paul Reuben
    Poor Pee Wee Herman

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    [quote][i]Originally posted by Thor99[/i]@Nov 9 2004, 07:34 PM
    [b] Fred is gay gay gay
    gay gay gay gay gay gay gay
    gay gay gay gay gay [/b][/quote]
    LOL&#33; My vote for best haiku on this thread...

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    i saw a man chasing the horizon
    round and round in circles he ran
    i confronted him
    "you cannot catch the horizon...."
    "YOU LIE&#33;" and he ran away

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    [quote][i]Originally posted by Fred Jetstone[/i]@Nov 9 2004, 06:33 PM
    [b] Commoners jeer
    Truth is immune
    Destiny awaits [/b][/quote]

    young fred gazes at brooks
    yearning for a california hot plate
    dreaming of an eskimo box lunch
    and the gerbil starts the dreaded journey once more

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