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    Well I was drivin' down I-95 the other night.
    Somebody nearly cut me right off the road.
    I decided it wasn't gonna do any good to get mad.
    So I wrote a song about him instead.
    It goes like this...

    Were you born an as*hole?
    Or did you work at it your whole life?
    Either way it worked out fine
    'cause you're an as*hole tonight.

    Yes you're an A S * H O L E...
    And don't you try to blame it on me.
    You deserve all the credit.
    You're an as*hole tonight.

    You were an @sshole yesterday.
    You're an @sshole tonight.
    And I've got a feelin'
    you'll be an as*hole the rest of your life.

    And I was talkin' to your mother
    just the other night.
    I told her I thought you were an as*hole.
    She said, "Yes. I think you're right."

    And all your friends are @ssholes
    'cause you've known them your whole life.
    And somebody told me
    you've got an @sshole for a wife.

    Were you born an a*shole?
    Or did you work at it your whole life?
    Either way it worked out fine
    'cause you're an aaaass...hole tonight.

    West Ass Hole? :lol:

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    :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


    Bwaaaa Haaaaa Haaaa Haaaa Haaaaaaa


    Ya killin me

    You actually spent the time to write that down and type it out ?

    Jetmo here are some wisdom words to live by :



    [b][SIZE=3]Get a Life Dude[/SIZE][/b]

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    [quote][i]Originally posted by WestCoastMole[/i]@Nov 11 2004, 09:27 PM
    [b] :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


    Bwaaaa Haaaaa Haaaa Haaaa Haaaaaaa


    Ya killin me

    You actually spent the time to write that down and type it out ?

    Jetmo here are some wisdom words to live by :



    [b][SIZE=3]Get a Life Dude[/SIZE][/b] [/b][/quote]
    Did your mother throw herself off a cliff, yet? To have a son like you. The friggin' obstetrician who delivered you should slash his wrists.

    What a disgrace you are.

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    I can't believe your mother fed you. I'd have fed you, alright: I'd have fed you to the dogs. You piece of garbage.

    [b]GET OFF MY PHONE LINE YOU SCUMBAG.[/b]

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    What is the melody of this tune??

    A few other things...the car that cut you off...Did it have Maryland license plates?


    Did it have John Kerri bumper sitckers on it?


    Or how about a "Pro-Death" er, I mean "Pro-Choice" bumper sticker?


    Did the guy inside the car look like a badass that could bench press 225-pounds at one time in his life?? :P :P

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