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    I just got through talking to 2 mormon missionaries for 1/2 an hour. They interupted my dinner and wouldn't leave when I kindly told them I wasn't interested and that I was busy.

    I had to explain to them that there is no God. They didn't buy it.

    They did, however, agree that Jesus would have been a liberal. I think that one racked their brains a little.

    This is what us "elitists" can't stand. These guys show up at our door and tell us we are going to hell because we don't follow the book of Mormon.

    I should have invited them in to watch Orgazmo.

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    it wasn't by accident that the church of mormon got kicked out of nearly every state in the union and settled in Utah... they are a cult and of course, ardent Bush voters

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    They seem like nice enough people. But you're right it-is a cult. Which is why I don't know why anyone woudl talk to them for a half hour.

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    [quote][i]Originally posted by Bugg[/i]@Nov 18 2004, 07:42 AM
    [b] They seem like nice enough people. But you're right it-is a cult. Which is why I don't know why anyone woudl talk to them for a half hour. [/b][/quote]
    Seriously....

    [quote][b]This is what us "elitists" can't stand. These guys show up at our door and tell us we are going to hell because we don't follow the book of Mormon.[/b][/quote]

    Tell him, "Not interested...please leave the property" and shut the door!

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    [quote][i]Originally posted by Bugg[/i]@Nov 18 2004, 09:42 AM
    [b] They seem like nice enough people. But you're right it-is a cult. Which is why I don't know why anyone woudl talk to them for a half hour. [/b][/quote]
    Section talks to US all day long and you wonder why he'd talk to Mormons for a half hour?

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    [quote][i]Originally posted by Enrique Pallazzo+Nov 18 2004, 11:08 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>[b]QUOTE[/b] (Enrique Pallazzo @ Nov 18 2004, 11:08 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Bugg[/i]@Nov 18 2004, 09:42 AM
    [b] They seem like nice enough people. But you&#39;re right it-is a cult. Which is why I don&#39;t know why anyone woudl talk to them for a half hour. [/b][/quote]
    Section talks to US all day long and you wonder why he&#39;d talk to Mormons for a half hour? [/b][/quote]
    I had to set them straight.

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    [quote][i]Originally posted by bitonti[/i]@Nov 18 2004, 12:07 AM
    [b] it wasn&#39;t by accident that the church of mormon got kicked out of nearly every state in the union and settled in Utah... they are a cult and of course, ardent Bush voters [/b][/quote]
    So the fact that NAMBLA votes liberal is also a valid blanket statement?

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    [quote][i]Originally posted by Piper+Nov 18 2004, 11:19 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>[b]QUOTE[/b] (Piper @ Nov 18 2004, 11:19 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-bitonti[/i]@Nov 18 2004, 12:07 AM
    [b] it wasn&#39;t by accident that the church of mormon got kicked out of nearly every state in the union and settled in Utah... they are a cult and of course, ardent Bush voters [/b][/quote]
    So the fact that NAMBLA votes liberal is also a valid blanket statement? [/b][/quote]
    Stupid post. So you voted liberal?

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    [quote][i]Originally posted by Gainzo+Nov 18 2004, 11:37 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>[b]QUOTE[/b] (Gainzo @ Nov 18 2004, 11:37 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> [quote]Originally posted by Piper@Nov 18 2004, 11:19 AM
    [b] <!--QuoteBegin-bitonti[/i]@Nov 18 2004, 12:07 AM
    [b] it wasn&#39;t by accident that the church of mormon got kicked out of nearly every state in the union and settled in Utah... they are a cult and of course, ardent Bush voters [/b][/quote]
    So the fact that NAMBLA votes liberal is also a valid blanket statement? [/b][/quote]
    Stupid post. So you voted liberal? [/b][/quote]
    What&#39;s stupid about it?? It&#39;s the truth.....

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    [quote][i]Originally posted by Come Back to NY+Nov 18 2004, 02:29 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>[b]QUOTE[/b] (Come Back to NY @ Nov 18 2004, 02:29 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> [quote]Originally posted by Gainzo@Nov 18 2004, 11:37 AM
    [b] [quote]Originally posted by Piper@Nov 18 2004, 11:19 AM
    [b] <!--QuoteBegin-bitonti[/i]@Nov 18 2004, 12:07 AM
    [b] it wasn&#39;t by accident that the church of mormon got kicked out of nearly every state in the union and settled in Utah... they are a cult and of course, ardent Bush voters [/b][/quote]
    So the fact that NAMBLA votes liberal is also a valid blanket statement? [/b][/quote]
    Stupid post. So you voted liberal? [/b][/quote]
    What&#39;s stupid about it?? It&#39;s the truth..... [/b][/quote]
    Don&#39;t confuse him. He is still trying to figure out why the toilets flush differently here.

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    [quote][i]Originally posted by Gainzo+Nov 18 2004, 11:37 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>[b]QUOTE[/b] (Gainzo @ Nov 18 2004, 11:37 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> [quote]Originally posted by Piper@Nov 18 2004, 11:19 AM
    [b] <!--QuoteBegin-bitonti[/i]@Nov 18 2004, 12:07 AM
    [b] it wasn&#39;t by accident that the church of mormon got kicked out of nearly every state in the union and settled in Utah... they are a cult and of course, ardent Bush voters [/b][/quote]
    So the fact that NAMBLA votes liberal is also a valid blanket statement? [/b][/quote]
    Stupid post. So you voted liberal? [/b][/quote]
    Of course it&#39;s stupid. Just like the last part of the post it was responding to.

    It is called irony. I-R-O-N-Y

    Apparently it was lost on you.

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    Piper how many people in the nation are in NAMBLA compared to how many are in the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints?

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    [quote][i]Originally posted by bitonti[/i]@Nov 18 2004, 04:38 PM
    [b] Piper how many people in the nation are in NAMBLA compared to how many are in the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints? [/b][/quote]
    As strange as the Mormons might seem to you (Everything I know about Mormons I learned from an episode of South Park) it is great that we live in a country where their free to practice their religion (except for the polygamy part.. thats still illegal.. for now).

    BTW did anyone see that episode of South Park? It was too funny&#33;

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    [quote][i]Originally posted by bitonti[/i]@Nov 18 2004, 04:38 PM
    [b] Piper how many people in the nation are in NAMBLA compared to how many are in the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints? [/b][/quote]
    Well at our last meeting.....

    Oh. No you don&#39;t. I see what you&#39;re trying to do. ;)

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    If Buffalo&#39;s P Moorman was traded to NO he&#39;d be a latter-day Saint&#33;

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    I would have invited them into the living room and put a porn in the dvd. That would make em want to leave.

    If they still wont leave, I would ask them if they feel like meeting Jesus right now??

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