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    [quote][b]1. milf

    "Mother I'd Like (to) Funk"

    mothers, whether married, separated or divorced, that a male individual sees as physical attractive enough to want to have sexual intercourse with them. Just cuz their moms doesn't mean that they don't need a spark in their love life. If they've ever breastfed,they have really responsive nipples and a core of erectile tissue in their breasts. The ones in good shape have worked at regaining control over their vaginas (Kegel exercises).MILFs are usually real careful about birth control, they know accidents happen but they take responsible steps. They want to funk with abandon, with no romantic complications for their under-19 family.
    A MILF is any mother that is sexually desirable.

    Source UrbanDictionary.com[/b][/quote]

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    [quote][i]Originally posted by Smizzy[/i]@Dec 2 2004, 04:34 PM
    [b] Sexy has no age.

    You feel me? [/b][/quote]
    I am not feeling you until you give me the $20 from last time.

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    [quote][i]Originally posted by Maxman+Dec 2 2004, 04:37 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>[b]QUOTE[/b] (Maxman @ Dec 2 2004, 04:37 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Smizzy[/i]@Dec 2 2004, 04:34 PM
    [b] Sexy has no age.

    You feel me? [/b][/quote]
    I am not feeling you until you give me the &#036;20 from last time. [/b][/quote]
    How many do i have to pay for before i get that "Freebie" you always talk about?

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    [quote][i]Originally posted by Garbanza[/i]@Dec 2 2004, 04:35 PM
    [b] And I say that any term that has the work "F*ck" in it isn&#39;t the most respectful term, you know? Can&#39;t you winkies come up with something better than that? ;) [/b][/quote]
    how about MILB?
    Mother I&#39;d like to Bang?

    or MILT

    Mother I&#39;d Like to TAP?

    LL

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    [quote][i]Originally posted by Mean Bro Green[/i]@Dec 2 2004, 04:36 PM
    [b] [quote][b]1. milf

    "Mother I&#39;d Like (to) Funk"

    mothers, whether married, separated or divorced, that a male individual sees as physical attractive enough to want to have sexual intercourse with them. Just cuz their moms doesn&#39;t mean that they don&#39;t need a spark in their love life. If they&#39;ve ever breastfed,they have really responsive nipples and a core of erectile tissue in their breasts. The ones in good shape have worked at regaining control over their vaginas (Kegel exercises).MILFs are usually real careful about birth control, they know accidents happen but they take responsible steps. They want to funk with abandon, with no romantic complications for their under-19 family.
    A MILF is any mother that is sexually desirable.

    Source UrbanDictionary.com[/b][/quote] [/b][/quote]
    :lol: :lol:

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    Forget it&#33; :rolleyes:

    I bet most of you have checked out the MILF site in the last ten minutes, haven;t yah...........men&#33; :lol:

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    [quote][i]Originally posted by latinlawyer+Dec 2 2004, 04:38 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>[b]QUOTE[/b] (latinlawyer @ Dec 2 2004, 04:38 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Garbanza[/i]@Dec 2 2004, 04:35 PM
    [b] And I say that any term that has the work "F*ck" in it isn&#39;t the most respectful term, you know? Can&#39;t you winkies come up with something better than that? ;) [/b][/quote]
    how about MILB?
    Mother I&#39;d like to Bang?

    or MILT

    Mother I&#39;d Like to TAP?

    LL [/b][/quote]
    M.I.L.L= mother i&#39;d like to lick

    M.I.L.T= mother i&#39;d like to tongue



    :lol:

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    [quote][i]Originally posted by Garbanza[/i]@Dec 2 2004, 04:35 PM
    [b] And I say that any term that has the work "F*ck" in it isn&#39;t the most respectful term, you know? Can&#39;t you winkies come up with something better than that? ;) [/b][/quote]
    Garb, I&#39;m with you in public ... the F word in conversation is ignorant

    BUT ... the F word in bed {in that context} is a must

    There is nothing ... NOTHING ... like a woman who screams, #%#% ME&#33;&#33;

    And all woman would be wise to heed my advice on this one, cause there ain&#39;t a man alive who isn&#39;t turned on by that

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    Actually ham,there is nothign i like more than hearing this is bed...

    " Mmmmmmm oh yea....mmmm AAHyeegshhhhhaaaaaaaaa ...Oh Yea,Oh Yea,Oh Yes....Yees.....Yeeeeesss....Mooooooore.......Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-EEE-SSSS....
    YYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS...OHHHHH **** "

    Incoherent babble always works for me ;)

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    You know what I think? I think you guys are woefully undersexed&#33; :o ;)

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    [quote][i]Originally posted by Garbanza[/i]@Dec 2 2004, 04:46 PM
    [b] You know what I think? I think you guys are woefully undersexed&#33; :o ;) [/b][/quote]
    Please.

    Im married with my 2nd kid on the way, I gets mines ;)

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    [quote][i]Originally posted by Garbanza[/i]@Dec 2 2004, 04:46 PM
    [b] You know what I think? I think you guys are woefully undersexed&#33; :o ;) [/b][/quote]
    So that means you are getting tapped constantly?

    Good for you Garb...that is great...the more you work it the tighter it stays..

    Same with hair...if the hair doesnt get pulled or tusselled during sex then you start balding.....you can tell a woman who isnt getting any because she starts balding in the front of her head...

    Garb you must have a lovely head of hair ;)

    LL

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    [quote][i]Originally posted by latinlawyer+Dec 2 2004, 04:49 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>[b]QUOTE[/b] (latinlawyer @ Dec 2 2004, 04:49 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Garbanza[/i]@Dec 2 2004, 04:46 PM
    [b] You know what I think? I think you guys are woefully undersexed&#33; :o ;) [/b][/quote]
    So that means you are getting tapped constantly?

    Good for you Garb...that is great...the more you work it the tighter it stays..

    [/b][/quote]
    WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME???

    [img]http://web.ukonline.co.uk/s.actress/scanss/streep/SILKWOOD.jpg[/img]

    Im gonna need a SILKWOOD SHOWER NOW &#33;&#33;

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    How about this -

    me - How old are you?
    Her - 34C

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    LL Gets the Crazy MOFO award for the day.

    Wow way to take a theme and run with it. The fallout should be BRUTAL. LOL.

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    [quote][i]Originally posted by Smizzy[/i]@Dec 2 2004, 04:45 PM
    [b] Actually ham,there is nothign i like more than hearing this is bed...

    " Mmmmmmm oh yea....mmmm AAHyeegshhhhhaaaaaaaaa ...Oh Yea,Oh Yea,Oh Yes....Yees.....Yeeeeesss....Mooooooore.......Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-EEE-SSSS....
    YYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS...OHHHHH **** "

    Incoherent babble always works for me ;) [/b][/quote]
    then you walked into the room, right B)


    :lol:

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    [quote][i]Originally posted by Smizzy+Dec 2 2004, 03:48 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>[b]QUOTE[/b] (Smizzy @ Dec 2 2004, 03:48 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Garbanza[/i]@Dec 2 2004, 04:46 PM
    [b] You know what I think? I think you guys are woefully undersexed&#33; :o ;) [/b][/quote]
    Please.

    Im married with my 2nd kid on the way, I gets mines ;) [/b][/quote]
    All that means is that you are definitely getting it every nine months.....

    kIDDING - You sexy man, you......You Dilf, you.......oooooohhhh....... :lol: :lol:

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    [quote][i]Originally posted by spjets+Dec 2 2004, 04:54 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>[b]QUOTE[/b] (spjets @ Dec 2 2004, 04:54 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Smizzy[/i]@Dec 2 2004, 04:45 PM
    [b] Actually ham,there is nothign i like more than hearing this is bed...

    " Mmmmmmm oh yea....mmmm AAHyeegshhhhhaaaaaaaaa ...Oh Yea,Oh Yea,Oh Yes....Yees.....Yeeeeesss....Mooooooore.......Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-EEE-SSSS....
    YYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS...OHHHHH **** "

    Incoherent babble always works for me ;) [/b][/quote]
    then you walked into the room, right B)


    :lol: [/b][/quote]
    Then i leave before you get home from you 7pm shower at the local YMCA ;)

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    [quote][i]Originally posted by Smizzy+Dec 2 2004, 04:57 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>[b]QUOTE[/b] (Smizzy @ Dec 2 2004, 04:57 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> [quote]Originally posted by spjets@Dec 2 2004, 04:54 PM
    [b] <!--QuoteBegin-Smizzy[/i]@Dec 2 2004, 04:45 PM
    [b] Actually ham,there is nothign i like more than hearing this is bed...

    " Mmmmmmm oh yea....mmmm AAHyeegshhhhhaaaaaaaaa ...Oh Yea,Oh Yea,Oh Yes....Yees.....Yeeeeesss....Mooooooore.......Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-EEE-SSSS....
    YYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS...OHHHHH **** "

    Incoherent babble always works for me ;) [/b][/quote]
    then you walked into the room, right B)


    :lol: [/b][/quote]
    Then i leave before you get home from you 7pm shower at the local YMCA ;) [/b][/quote]
    <_<

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    [quote][i]Originally posted by mmckiernan[/i]@Dec 2 2004, 04:54 PM
    [b] How about this -

    me - How old are you?
    Her - 34C [/b][/quote]
    [b]Me:[/b] How you doin?

    [b]She:[/b] Fine

    [b]Me:[/b] Nah sweetheart, you misunderstood ... I asked how you doin, not how you lookin

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