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    God said to me "Gonna kick your ass - 'cos all you do is ask ask ask
    All that energy looking for me when I'm sitting here inside you - plain to see
    How I built you cell for cell gave you sights to see - gave you tales to tell
    Even let you help yourself for a while - to take some weight off this busy child"

    I said to God "I found you out - I know what this world is all about!"
    God said "Stop - don't scramble your brain - my opponent's been messing you around again
    See him and me are enemies and we play little games for galaxies
    And he's inside you - 'n I am too - so here we are - just the three of you"

    "Oh we made mistakes - too many cards - but making human beings can be hard
    A God gets tired of playing so much chess - he wishes his God would get him out of his mess"
    I said to God "What's it like to die" He said "It's as plain as the sea and sky
    Conception was him and me and you - when your batteries fade we all just move on"

    I said to God "Who's winning this game - is the devil in front" He said "Is that his name
    You know I've been so busy I never asked - I never looked up from this awesome task"
    I said to God "What's good 'n bad" He said "It's just something you've got to have
    It don't mean nothing to us up here - but your primitive people - you gotta have fear"

    I said to God "Do I think for myself" He said I told you once you just help yourself
    Don't forget you're composed of three, your thinking comes from him and me"
    I said to God "How big are you, is there a religion - is it true
    How big's the universe - is time - the same for you as my life is to mine"


    God said "If all the things that made worlds float - were all to part - then you would note
    The size of him and the size of me - and that's how big we both shall be"

    He said "The universe is small - just like some fortune-teller's ball
    And we both sit down - and we play the game - when somebody wins it all starts again"

    "There's no religion - you did that - it helps to keep your little leaders fat
    Like faith 'n superstition stay - to help you pass the time away
    But when you talk of time and life - it makes me think of circles, heights
    Expansion is the clue - your dreams - are nearer than you've ever been"

    "You see my little toy to think - is from two bowls of wine to drink
    Don't take too much or you may drown - behave yourself - see you around..."

    -Ian Hunter

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    Hi, it's your old army buddy Gobbles again. I'm being plagued by self doubt. I don't want to go to Basra and be like the clerk in Saving Private Ryan. Yeah. Anyway, it takes approximately 10 months to de condition oneself after spending 5 months lifting weights at Camp Commando. My man tits are back and I'm loving it. I also get out of breath climbing a flight of stairs.

    Later
    G

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    [quote][i]Originally posted by gobbles[/i]@Dec 18 2004, 05:41 PM
    [b] Hi, it's your old army buddy Gobbles again. I'm being plagued by self doubt. I don't want to go to Basra and be like the clerk in Saving Private Ryan. Yeah. Anyway, it takes approximately 10 months to de condition oneself after spending 5 months lifting weights at Camp Commando. My man tits are back and I'm loving it. I also get out of breath climbing a flight of stairs.

    Later
    G [/b][/quote]

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    Stop chain smoking cigarettes like a retard. Hey, I saw in the New York Times that National Guard recruiment is down 30%. I know a guy who went Airborne back in 2002. No kidding, the NG had Airborne training. If Colonel Kurtz can do it at age 39, so can I.

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    I haven't smoked in 6 years. I thought that you knew...sniff sniff.

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    I was riding on a concrete slab,
    Down a river of useless flab
    It was such a beautiful day
    I heard a witchdoctor say,
    "I'll turn you into a toadstool"
    I'm looking for the joke with a microscope
    My muscle's twitching on your words
    If you're on the streets you lose your nerves
    Divinity throws you a curve
    Sticks you and then you go beserk
    Abhoring no inspiration.
    I'm looking for the joke with a microscope
    Page out of a comic book
    A chicken hanging on a hook
    A river and a babbling brook
    A sermon and a teenage hook
    Shaking my hand at your fake face
    A suicide a certain look
    A microphone a loose guitar
    People feeling near and far
    Stupidity a mental scar
    Put cruel into cruelty
    As life goes by you in a blur
    An alcoholic has gone far
    Everything just goes to far
    I was pissing on the desert sands,
    When the desert whispered to me,
    "Damn! Isn't this a shame?
    Things will never be the same..."
    I run this gas and oasis
    Now I'm looking for the joke with a microscope
    I was a teenage dinosaur, stoned and obsolete
    I didn't get fcked and I didn't get kissed
    I got so f#king pissed
    Using my hand for an ashtray
    Now I'll tell you who I am
    I'm the Repo-Man
    And I'm looking for the joke
    Looking for the joke
    I'm looking for the joke with a microscope

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