The other day I'm sitting in a bar and grill when a panda walks in. He goes up to the bar and orders a ham sandwich. He eats the whole sandwich. When he finishes, he pulls out a pistol, shoots the guy behind the counter in the arm, and walks out.
Witnessing all this, I'm flabbergasted! I follow the panda out the door and catch up with him.
"What the heck are you doing?" I ask.
He turns around to face me.
"I'm a panda!" he says. "Look it up!" And he keeps walking.
At home later I get out my dictionary, turn to "P", and leaf through, page by page, until I find it:
Panda: a giant marsupial living in
Central Asia. Eats shoots and leaves.