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Thread: Ellen Degeneres' new "wife"

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    wat up wit dat??

    [url=http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www2.webpark.cz/vraba/np050.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www2.webpark.cz/vraba/np050.html&h=768&w=792&sz=78&tbnid=57UBz0VrogkJ:&tbnh=137&tbnw=141&start=91&prev=/images%3Fq%3DPortia%2Bde%2BRossi%26start%3D80%26hl%3Den%26lr%3D%26sa%3DN]http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=htt...6lr%3D%26sa%3DN[/url]

    [img]http://www.pe.com/imagesdaily/2004/09-20/emmysa8_216.jpg[/img]

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    Somehow I don't think Ellen thinks she's a waste. :lol:

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    After seeing that photo, I think I might be a lesbian.

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    I've been saying I'm a lesbian trapped in a man's body for years. :D

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    Damn, what a hot dyke.

    Certainly an upgrade over Anne Heche. Maybe they'll have a kid together using Neil Young's sperm.

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    She's in it for the money

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    I do both of them just to nail derossi

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    [quote][i]Originally posted by Jetfanmack[/i]@Feb 6 2005, 12:23 AM
    [b] I'm just wondering how this is a world event :rolleyes: [/b][/quote]
    What, did this take place on another planet?

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    [quote][i]Originally posted by TheBrodyMan[/i]@Feb 5 2005, 09:54 PM
    [b] She's in it for the money [/b][/quote]
    Nah man, that chick is a bigger celebrity than Dykgeneras

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    [quote][i]Originally posted by Green Jets & Ham+Feb 6 2005, 07:22 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>[b]QUOTE[/b] (Green Jets & Ham @ Feb 6 2005, 07:22 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-TheBrodyMan[/i]@Feb 5 2005, 09:54 PM
    [b] She&#39;s in it for the money [/b][/quote]
    Nah man, that chick is a bigger celebrity than Dykgeneras [/b][/quote]
    I know, I was just messing ;)

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    [quote][i]Originally posted by Green Jets & Ham+Feb 6 2005, 07:22 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>[b]QUOTE[/b] (Green Jets & Ham @ Feb 6 2005, 07:22 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-TheBrodyMan[/i]@Feb 5 2005, 09:54 PM
    [b] She&#39;s in it for the money [/b][/quote]
    Nah man, that chick is a bigger celebrity than Dykgeneras [/b][/quote]
    Ah, I was wondering where the homophobia was in this thread.

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    [quote][i]Originally posted by curtisthegreat+Feb 6 2005, 05:36 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>[b]QUOTE[/b] (curtisthegreat @ Feb 6 2005, 05:36 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> [quote]Originally posted by Green Jets & Ham@Feb 6 2005, 07:22 AM
    [b] <!--QuoteBegin-TheBrodyMan[/i]@Feb 5 2005, 09:54 PM
    [b] She&#39;s in it for the money [/b][/quote]
    Nah man, that chick is a bigger celebrity than Dykgeneras [/b][/quote]
    Ah, I was wondering where the homophobia was in this thread. [/b][/quote]
    It says "D" on my voter registration card just like on yours.

    However, she is still a dyke.

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    Isn&#39;t that the sister from Arrested Development?? Whats she doing with a dried up old prune like Ellen??

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    [quote][i]Originally posted by The Troll+Feb 7 2005, 07:51 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>[b]QUOTE[/b] (The Troll @ Feb 7 2005, 07:51 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> [quote]Originally posted by curtisthegreat@Feb 6 2005, 05:36 PM
    [b] [quote]Originally posted by Green Jets & Ham@Feb 6 2005, 07:22 AM
    [b] <!--QuoteBegin-TheBrodyMan[/i]@Feb 5 2005, 09:54 PM
    [b] She&#39;s in it for the money [/b][/quote]
    Nah man, that chick is a bigger celebrity than Dykgeneras [/b][/quote]
    Ah, I was wondering where the homophobia was in this thread. [/b][/quote]
    It says "D" on my voter registration card just like on yours.

    However, she is still a dyke. [/b][/quote]
    sshhhh...facts will only serve to confuse him further.

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    [quote][i]Originally posted by chiefst2000[/i]@Feb 7 2005, 09:58 AM
    [b] Isn&#39;t that the sister from Arrested Development?? Whats she doing with a dried up old prune like Ellen?? [/b][/quote]
    Because Helen is like the Holy Grail to lesbians. It would be like straight guys hooking up with Raquel Welch or Sophia Loren regardless of their ages...

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