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Thread: Ellen Degeneres' new "wife"

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    Somehow I don't think Ellen thinks she's a waste. :lol:

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    After seeing that photo, I think I might be a lesbian.

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    I've been saying I'm a lesbian trapped in a man's body for years.

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    Damn, what a hot dyke.

    Certainly an upgrade over Anne Heche. Maybe they'll have a kid together using Neil Young's sperm.

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    She's in it for the money

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    I do both of them just to nail derossi

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    Originally posted by Jetfanmack@Feb 6 2005, 12:23 AM
    I'm just wondering how this is a world event
    What, did this take place on another planet?

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    Originally posted by TheBrodyMan@Feb 5 2005, 09:54 PM
    She's in it for the money
    Nah man, that chick is a bigger celebrity than Dykgeneras

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    Originally posted by Green Jets & Ham+Feb 6 2005, 07:22 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Green Jets & Ham @ Feb 6 2005, 07:22 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-TheBrodyMan@Feb 5 2005, 09:54 PM
    She&#39;s in it for the money
    Nah man, that chick is a bigger celebrity than Dykgeneras [/b][/quote]
    I know, I was just messing

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    Originally posted by Green Jets & Ham+Feb 6 2005, 07:22 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Green Jets & Ham @ Feb 6 2005, 07:22 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-TheBrodyMan@Feb 5 2005, 09:54 PM
    She&#39;s in it for the money
    Nah man, that chick is a bigger celebrity than Dykgeneras [/b][/quote]
    Ah, I was wondering where the homophobia was in this thread.

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    Originally posted by curtisthegreat+Feb 6 2005, 05:36 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (curtisthegreat @ Feb 6 2005, 05:36 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
    Originally posted by Green Jets & Ham@Feb 6 2005, 07:22 AM
    <!--QuoteBegin-TheBrodyMan
    @Feb 5 2005, 09:54 PM
    She&#39;s in it for the money

    Nah man, that chick is a bigger celebrity than Dykgeneras
    Ah, I was wondering where the homophobia was in this thread. [/b][/quote]
    It says "D" on my voter registration card just like on yours.

    However, she is still a dyke.

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    Isn&#39;t that the sister from Arrested Development?? Whats she doing with a dried up old prune like Ellen??

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    Originally posted by The Troll+Feb 7 2005, 07:51 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (The Troll @ Feb 7 2005, 07:51 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
    Originally posted by curtisthegreat@Feb 6 2005, 05:36 PM
    Originally posted by Green Jets & Ham@Feb 6 2005, 07:22 AM
    <!--QuoteBegin-TheBrodyMan
    @Feb 5 2005, 09:54 PM
    She&#39;s in it for the money

    Nah man, that chick is a bigger celebrity than Dykgeneras

    Ah, I was wondering where the homophobia was in this thread.
    It says "D" on my voter registration card just like on yours.

    However, she is still a dyke. [/b][/quote]
    sshhhh...facts will only serve to confuse him further.

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    Originally posted by chiefst2000@Feb 7 2005, 09:58 AM
    Isn&#39;t that the sister from Arrested Development?? Whats she doing with a dried up old prune like Ellen??
    Because Helen is like the Holy Grail to lesbians. It would be like straight guys hooking up with Raquel Welch or Sophia Loren regardless of their ages...

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