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    French find banned substances on Lance Armstrong

    Wash., D.C. - Lance Armstrong's record setting seventh Tour de France
    victory, along with his entire Tour de France legacy, may be tarnished by
    what could turn out to be one of the greatest sports scandals of all time

    Armstrong is being quizzed by French police after three banned substances were found in his South of France hotel room while on vacation after winning the 2005 Tour de France.

    The three substances found were toothpaste, deodorant, and soap which have been banned by French authorities for over 75 years.

    Armstrong's girlfriend, American rocker Sheryl Crowe, is quoted as saying "We use them every day in America, so we naturally thought they'd be okay in France. We were very surprised no one used them."

    Along with these three banned substances, French authorities also did a full
    body search on Armstrong and found several other interesting items that
    they had never seen before, including a backbone and a large pair of testicles.

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    Well, one big testicle anyway. :)
    Last edited by B-HOW; 09-06-2005 at 02:28 PM.

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    :D :D :D funny because it's true.


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