Government Job
A guy goes to the Government to interview for a job.
The interviewer asks him "Are you a veteran?"
"Yes sir, I served two tours in Vietnam."
"Good that counts in your favour. Do you have any service-related
"I am 100% disabled.A mortar round blew off my testicles so they
declared me disabled, it doesn't affect my ability to work though."
"Sorry to hear about the damage; but, I have some good news for you,
as of right now you are hired!.
Our working hours are 8 to 4. Come in at 10a.m., and we'll get you
"If working hours are 8 to 4, why do you want me come in at 10a.m."
"Well here at the government, we don't do anything but sit around
and scratch our balls for the first 2 hours.
No point in you coming in for that..."