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  1. Jets belted by Bolts, complete historic nosedive
  2. Joe Flacco to Start Against Chargers
  3. Jets shift tank into Hyperdrive, overcome near victory at hands of New England
  4. Plucky underdog Chiefs stun Jets, 35-9.
  5. Jabari Zuniga Activated From IR

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November 23, 2020
Jets belted by Bolts, complete historic nosedive

We witnessed the unstoppable force meeting the immovable object: the Jets penchant for getting blown out and the Chargers’ penchant for blowing games they should easily win. In the end, we got a little bit of both. In the first half, the Chargers absolutely steamrolled the Jets with rookie QB Justin Herbert compiling more passing…

November 17, 2020
Joe Flacco to Start Against Chargers

The Jets will pick up from their off-week with Joe Flacco at quarterback. Sam Darnold will be out with an injured shoulder. Darnold played through the pain, re-injured his shoulder, played through again only for the braintrust to finally realize they should let him get 100 percent healthy before sending him out to play again….

November 10, 2020
Jets shift tank into Hyperdrive, overcome near victory at hands of New England

No matter the circumstances, no matter the odds, the great ones always find a way. Overcoming valiant efforts from their rookie class, Harvey Langi, and Joe Flacco (kinda) the Jets demonstrated beyond a shadow of a doubt that they are truly the best at being the worst; they fell to the New England Patriots 30-27,…

Jachai Polite
November 1, 2020
Plucky underdog Chiefs stun Jets, 35-9.

The Jets had their Gotham Green backsides tanned Chiefs red as they were walloped 35-9 by the defending champs.  This game has been circled on a lot of people’s calendar’s all year…the day that the worst team in the NFL played possibly it’s best: the Kansas City Chiefs. We all expected this game to be…

October 29, 2020
Jabari Zuniga Activated From IR

This season has been a complete disaster. Through and through. There’s been very little to talk about positively. Mekhi Becton has been great, Quinnen Williams has been playing very well. George Fant has been a pleasant surprise and John Franklin-Myers and Bryce Huff look like they can be key contributors going forward. Last week we…

October 27, 2020
No, Trevor Lawrence shouldn’t go back to school to avoid the Jets…you dummies

There’s usually just one silver lining to being a terrible team in the NFL: the worst team in the league gets to draft the best player in college football. This year is no different; the only thing keeping Jets fans from hurtling down a pit of despair is the hope that they will lose every…

October 25, 2020
Second Half Stinker: Jets Lose 18-10

Well the first half was pretty exciting, right? With Dowell Loggains calling the plays the offense didn’t feel nearly as predictable. Sure, we still saw ill-timed screens and a run on second-and-long, but far less than usual. We saw bootlegs and play-action, even some misdirection. Denzel Mims making plays, catches and blocks and fellow rookie,…

October 19, 2020
Strip It Down, Sell It For Parts

“Yeah, Moe, that team sure did suck last night. They just plain sucked. I’ve seen teams suck before but they were the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked.” – Homer J. Simpson The Jets ran 13 more plays than the Dolphins, had the ball for over three minutes more than the Dolphins and won…

October 18, 2020
Flailing Flacco Flogged by Fins in Floridian Fiasco

The Jets were utterly humiliated in a blowout so predictable that I actually wrote this sentence during the first quarter. It seems as though the Jets, having abandoned hope of ever being competitive with their opponent, have instead began competing among themselves to see who sucks more. For their part, Gregg Williams and Adam Gase…

October 16, 2020
Game Preview: Jets (0-5) at Dolphins (2-3)

The Jets were originally scheduled to get blown out by the Chargers this weekend, but COVID-19 forced the NFL to do some schedule shuffling. Now the Jets will travel to Miami to get blowout by the Dolphins instead. You can change the date, time, place and opponent, but you can’t change the Jets. The Jets…