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    i need help

    how do i convince my mom that i wasnt drunk last night, after she caught me walking in at 4am wasted, having driven from my friends after he drove to bars, with dip in and puke all over my shirt??


    my summer is overrrrrrrr

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    Say you got food poison or something.


    I'm glad my parents never got pissed about this stuff when I was a kid. As long as I stayed out of trouble then they were alright with me partying on the weekends.

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    ahh the memories........

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bubby Brister
    how do i convince my mom that i wasnt drunk last night, after she caught me walking in at 4am wasted, having driven from my friends after he drove to bars, with dip in and puke all over my shirt??
    LOL - too late bro. Next time put in some visine and chew some gum.

    And dip + alcohol = puke. Bad combination.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bubby Brister
    how do i convince my mom that i wasnt drunk last night, after she caught me walking in at 4am wasted, having driven from my friends after he drove to bars, with dip in and puke all over my shirt??


    my summer is overrrrrrrr
    You are probably leaving out the fact that you smelled like a brewery.

    Suck it up.

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    it's more the fact that i drove the mile down the hill to my house from my friend's that she's mad about.

    i told her the puke on my shirt was a milkshake that spilled, as i absolutely did not remember puking, and didn't even notice it until she yelled at me about it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bubby Brister
    how do i convince my mom that i wasnt drunk last night, after she caught me walking in at 4am wasted, having driven from my friends after he drove to bars, with dip in and puke all over my shirt??


    my summer is overrrrrrrr

    Do what I used to do: Tell her, "mom I would never ever drink and drive, you could spill your beer!"

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    1) Time circuits on, set your date...

    2) 88 Miles per hour.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bubby Brister
    it's more the fact that i drove the mile down the hill to my house from my friend's that she's mad about.

    i told her the puke on my shirt was a milkshake that spilled, as i absolutely did not remember puking, and didn't even notice it until she yelled at me about it.
    I doubt it smelled like a milk shake buddy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bubby Brister

    how do i convince my mom that i wasnt drunk last night
    Tell her you have photos of her doing it with your neighbor.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ARodKeyWestJetsFan
    I doubt it smelled like a milk shake buddy.

    LOL

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    Quote Originally Posted by PatsFanTX
    Tell her you have photos of her doing it with your neighbor.
    TX, that's crossing the line.

    You don't talk $hit about anyones momma.

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    my neighbor is an old lady. i was definitely drunk enough to raw dog her though.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bubby Brister
    my neighbor is an old lady. i was definitely drunk enough to raw dog her though.

    :puke:


    you're SOL bubby

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bubby Brister
    my neighbor is an old lady. i was definitely drunk enough to raw dog her though.

    Then you deserve to be grounded for the summer! You need discipline.

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    How old are you?

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    Consider yourself lucky you only got busted by your mom, it could have been the man..Then you would have a problem...

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    Whats the big deal, you got drunk.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jets80
    Consider yourself lucky you only got busted by your mom, it could have been the man..Then you would have a problem...

    Worse than that you could have gotten a DUI or even worse kill someone or yourself.. DUI's almost always happen right by your house

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bubby Brister
    my neighbor is an old lady.
    Have you popped her yet?

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