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    this is for all the Italians on the board

    ITALIAN BOY'S CONFESSION
    > >
    > >Bless me Father, for I have! sinned .
    > >I have been with a loose woman.
    > >The priest asks, "Is that you, little Johnny Parisi?
    > >
    > >Yes, Father, it is.
    > >
    > >And who was the woman you were with?
    > >
    > >I can't tell you, Father.
    > >I don't want to ruin her reputation.
    > >
    > >Well, Johnny, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later, so you may
    > >as well tell me now.
    > >
    > >Was it Tina Minetti?
    > >
    > >I cannot say.
    > >
    > >Was it Teresa Volpe?
    > >
    > >I'll never tell.
    > >
    > >Was it Nina Capelli?
    > >
    > >I'm sorry but I cannot name her.
    > >
    > >Was it Cathy Piriano?
    > >
    > >My lips are sealed.
    > >
    > >Was it Rosa Di Angelo, then?
    > >
    > >Please, Father, I cannot tell you.
    > >
    > >! ;The pr iest sighs in frustration.
    > >You're very tight lipped, Johnny Parisi, and I admire that.
    > >But you've sinned and have to atone.
    > >You cannot be an altar boy now for 4 months.
    > >Now you go and behave yourself.
    > >
    > >Johnny walks back to his pew, and his friend Nino slides over and
    > >whispers, What'd you get?
    > >
    > >Four months vacation and five good leads........

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    Oh That Was Great.... Lol

    I'm Italian.

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    JetsFan2012
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    hahahaha funny

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