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    That would be a great jersey to get. I would love to hear the announcers yelling that name during a game. That's great!!

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    ROFL

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    I've seen this 100 times before on this site, but it never fails to get me to crack up.

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    The QB for Arkansas has a great name, I always get a kick out of seeing "C. Dick" at the bottom of the screen when they're flashing stats.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RutgersJetFan
    The QB for Arkansas has a great name, I always get a kick out of seeing "C. Dick" at the bottom of the screen when they're flashing stats.
    His stats usually "suck", if you get my drift............

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    nah-ah!!!!!




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    His fathers name is Harry Pusey

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    Quote Originally Posted by LockeJET
    His fathers name is Harry Pusey
    Yeah, and his nickname in high school was "Stinky."

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    And his brothers name is Seymour Pusey

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    And his mother is Sandra, but everyone calls her "Sandy," for short.

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    Pusey and Booty on the same team would be quite the combination

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    i cant stop chuckling...

    you know his parents thought it was the funniest name as well...

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    haha, I couldnt stop laughing and I had to do more research. I think this is fake. There is no mention of the guy on the team roster.

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    Nobody talks about his gay brother, Ima.

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    Dick Pole Sometimes I wish I could write using a Butthead impression. "Uh, huh-huh, Dick Pole." But I can't so I won't. Dick Pole, born Richard Henry Pole was a pitcher with the Red Sox and Mariners in the 70s. Currently, Pole is the pitching coach for the Cincinnati Reds. Despite having the ultimate porn name, Pole chose a career in baseball and also chose to go by Dick, which seems quite imprudent if you have the surname "Pole." If there weren't enough penis allusions already swirling around this pitcher, he became most famous for getting hit by a line drive in the head. That's right, Dick Pole sustained a head injury. The ball broke his jaw and Dick lost 90% usage of the vision in one eye. And what's a Dick without his eye?

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    Rusty Kuntz



    And finally, the #1 Dirtiest Name in Sports (the second time around) is Rusty Kuntz. Kuntz played outfield for the White Sox, Twins and Tigers from 1979 to 1985. Interestingly, the #1 name on the first dirty sports countdown was Chubby Cox which is the male equivalent of the name Rusty Kuntz. Both names feature adjectives modifying the plural form of a dirty word for a sexual organ. With regard to the name Rusty Kuntz, the adjective has dual meanings. The word "rusty" can mean "covered by or affected by rust" or, the definition I prefer in this case: "having lost agility or alertness; out of practice." When coupled with Kuntz, a homophone of (let's get it over with) ****s, the name means an out of practice vagina. And any guy reading this who has been married for a while or who is dating a girl who has been single for a while, knows about this phenomenon. As it is common to hear people say, "I'm a bit rusty on the tennis court" or "My Spanish is kind of rusty", this former major leaguer gives rise to an entirely new usage. Ladies, the next time you meet a new guy and he's badgering you to have sex with him, smile at him sweetly and tell him your ****'s a bit rusty.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Banks81
    haha, I couldnt stop laughing and I had to do more research. I think this is fake. There is no mention of the guy on the team roster.
    Thats because he legaly changed his name to Lucious Seymour
    http://scrutinyhooligans.blogspot.co...ous-pusey.html

    http://sports.espn.go.com/ncf/roster?teamId=2197

    "What is so hilarious, after all, about a college football player named Lucious Pusey? (Roman guard begins to giggle). Centurion, why do they titter so? Just because I say ... Lucious Pusey?" - Deadspin, who goes on to tell us Lucious Pusey has legally changed his name. Lucious Seymour Pusey is now simply Lucious Seymour
    Last edited by LockeJET; 12-04-2006 at 04:18 PM.

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