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    Tom Brady-0ne foot out of the closet

    This isn't new. But I missed it.

    “Matt and I fight like teenage girls,” said Tom Brady, speaking of backup QB Matt Cassel. “We are always slapping each other around and wrestling and slap boxing and [messing] around with each other in the weight room. And so I decided to take that to the next level. And we were messing around in the quarterback room one day and he walked in with a milkshake, and I kind of put my foot by the door, and I kicked the door and the milkshake splashed up and went all over him. So he sat down, and I was laughing. So I said give me the towel, because I wanted to clean up the wall. So I threw the towel at his face, and it had shake all over it. He had a little shake in his mouth and he spit it all over me.”


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    Not surprising.

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    He had better keep his hands off of Vinny...........I knew this was a bad move in more ways than one......

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    He just broke up with his long time girl friend.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Timmy-y-y-y
    This isn't new. But I missed it.

    “Matt and I fight like teenage girls,” said Tom Brady, speaking of backup QB Matt Cassel. “We are always slapping each other around and wrestling and slap boxing and [messing] around with each other in the weight room. And so I decided to take that to the next level. And we were messing around in the quarterback room one day and he walked in with a milkshake, and I kind of put my foot by the door, and I kicked the door and the milkshake splashed up and went all over him. So he sat down, and I was laughing. So I said give me the towel, because I wanted to clean up the wall. So I threw the towel at his face, and it had shake all over it. He had a little shake in his mouth and he spit it all over me.”

    Nice description. Don't need to know about Tom's Bukkhake!

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    Cue PETERPAT to enter and tell us we're all secretly gay.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RMJK
    He just broke up with his long time girl friend.


    NO, The subscription on his "Fake hot girlfirend because I'm a huge queer" account expired. Give it a week and another incredibly gorgeous chick will show up with him and look as bored as hell when their photographed. This is why in the credit card commercials they surrounded him with lineman so Tommy could really look interested in the date. On this I will bet 115 to win 100.

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    I think PETERPAT is washing towels now but he might be available later.

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    Ugh, I gotta admit Brady does throw softballs right down the middle of the plate to you guys when it comes to some of his comments and pictorials...

    In truth I think Brady is as "gay" as Hugh Hefner but hey I don't give a crapola if he's shacking up with Jeff Garcia..."just win baby".

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    Lets also not forget, He JUST broke up with his longtime Girlfriend.. (some say this has something to do with his inconsistent play)

    He's got 1 foot out of the closet, thats for sure. in order to come out, you have to make that move to break up with the chick you are with,, next comes the hard part,

    but don't expect any announcements anytime soon.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PatriotReign
    Ugh, I gotta admit Brady does throw softballs right down the middle of the plate to you guys when it comes to some of his comments and pictorials...

    In truth I think Brady is as "gay" as Hugh Hefner but hey I don't give a crapola if he's shacking up with Jeff Garcia..."just win baby".
    Yep Bradys gay And the best QB in the NFL.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Timmy-y-y-y
    Cue PETERPAT to enter and tell us we're all secretly gay.
    I hardly think its a secret anymore Timmy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Timmy-y-y-y
    This isn't new. But I missed it.

    “Matt and I fight like teenage girls,” said Tom Brady, speaking of backup QB Matt Cassel. “We are always slapping each other around and wrestling and slap boxing and [messing] around with each other in the weight room. And so I decided to take that to the next level. And we were messing around in the quarterback room one day and he walked in with a milkshake, and I kind of put my foot by the door, and I kicked the door and the milkshake splashed up and went all over him. So he sat down, and I was laughing. So I said give me the towel, because I wanted to clean up the wall. So I threw the towel at his face, and it had shake all over it. He had a little shake in his mouth and he spit it all over me.”

    wtf

    It's Raining Men! Hallelujah! - It's Raining Men! Amen!
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    Absolutely soaking wet!
    It's Raining Men! Hallelujah!
    It's Raining Men! Every Specimen!
    Tall, blonde, dark and lean
    Rough and tough and strong and mean

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    Quote Originally Posted by Timmy-y-y-y
    Cue PETERPAT to enter and tell us we're all secretly gay.

    Can you blame him? This is a Jets football fan forum yet there's more gay themed articles here than there are on sites solely devoted to gay people.

    I think some of you "guys" protest a little too loudly about how "ungay" you are...

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    Quote Originally Posted by PatriotReign
    I think some of you "guys" protest a little too loudly about how "ungay" you are...
    Lets face it, Timmy is pretty much obsessed with gay thoughts all day. Not that there's anything wrong with that!

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    Quote Originally Posted by PatriotReign
    Can you blame him? This is a Jets football fan forum yet there's more gay themed articles here than there are on sites solely devoted to gay people.

    I think some of you "guys" protest a little too loudly about how "ungay" you are...
    stop it, you silly b!tch

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    Quote Originally Posted by jetswin
    stop it, you silly b!tch
    Yeah or he'll hit you with his man purse.

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    Brady sure does ask for it, though, don't he?

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