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Thread: The Official 'Fins Suck' Thread

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    The Official 'Fins Suck' Thread

    Go Jets! Too early for this? Have a beer and go with it. Fins suck!

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    I am not sure if anyone has pointed this out yet but the Fins really suck.

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    Dan Marino is the Devil.

    Don Shula is the son of a terrorist whore.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Traitor Jay & the Woodies
    Dan Marino is the Devil.

    Don Shula is the son of a terrorist whore.
    Don Shula is the most overrated coach in history. W/O Marino, he would have been fired 10 years earlier. Oh, BTW, he is the anti-christ.

    Cheating Mo-Fo!

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    It's never too early for this. They are the whiniest, most classless organization in professional sports. And owning them over the past decade has been truly satifsying.

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    The closer we get to 8:30 PM Xmas day the more they suck.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RMJK
    The closer we get to 8:30 PM Xmas day the more they suck.

    Ah yes, the inverse theory of sucktitude.

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    Jimmy Cefalo has a weakness for 13 year old cuban boys.

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    Quote Originally Posted by pauliec
    Ah yes, the inverse theory of sucktitude.
    I knew a girl like that once

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    The Fins are the scum of the earth. Fans fins deserve to die. Death is the only solution. Genocide. It must be done. And it all starts with a New York Jets victory on Christmas Night MNF.

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    I hope the God of Football squats down over miami and sh*ts on on the phins.
    If your gonna name your team after a sea creature, pick one that is scary.
    Sharks are scary. Who is scared of flipper?

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    Sing....Shula takes it up the a$$ doodah doodah, Shula takes it up the a$$ doodah doodah all the doodah day, shula he's got aids Shula he got aids, Marino gave it to him.....again from the top!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Boynton Beach Jets
    Sing....Shula takes it up the a$$ doodah doodah, Shula takes it up the a$$ doodah doodah all the doodah day, shula he's got aids Shula he got aids, Marino gave it to him.....again from the top!
    lol. That is beautiful.

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    The Phins blow dogs for quarters!!!

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    Mark Duper is a crack whore.

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    Wow. You guys have really made my "Fins suck" thread kinda vial. Haven't you read one before?

    Once apon a time in a land far away there was a team named the Dolphins and

    THEY SUCKED!

    Classy, yet to the point.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kate
    Wow. You guys have really made my "Fins suck" thread kinda vial. Haven't you read one before?

    Once apon a time in a land far away there was a team named the Dolphins and

    THEY SUCKED!

    Classy, yet to the point.

    Kate - You're not in Apple Valley anymore.


    PS: Don Strock and Bob Kuchenberg dress in women's clothing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kate
    Wow. You guys have really made my "Fins suck" thread kinda vial. Haven't you read one before?

    Once apon a time in a land far away there was a team named the Dolphins and

    THEY SUCKED!

    Classy, yet to the point.
    They are the gum on the bottom of my shoe.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kate
    Go Jets! Too early for this? Have a beer and go with it. Fins suck!
    Fins do suck Kate............and I'll drink to that........

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    Squish Da Fish!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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