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    heckled pats fans

    i work as a waiter at a bar an undisclosed hotel by laguardia. so i get this family from boston. the lil kid wore a brady jersey. there were 3 other teenage kids, they were here for some track and field competition.

    so i really laid it to them, they sat right under this huge jetts neon sign lol, so i said look up there, this is the jets year to be division champion. i told them the patriots is a retirement home. the kids said they won the trac thing. i said did you cheat. i told the kid with the jersey that i was going to prepare his burger for him. i told him dont put an asterisk on it. they all were good sports. all laughing. i loved sticking the fact that the gints beat them. i asked if they were all crying. they obliged. i said great. get ready to cry some more when my jets win the superbowl. i am not a yankee fan, but i had to put that in somewhere..

    anyway i told them i was going to put boric acid in there to go box lol i love my job. i am known for being a cray-c waiter

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    oh i left something out lol. when i gave him the check, i put an asterisk all over it. he said he was going to keep it as a souvenier lol

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    um, ok, boric acid in their to go box?

    Counseling buddy, counseling.

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    Hey - we're going to knock some old ladies out of their wheelchairs this weekend. Wanna come with us?

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    lol its pats fan. if the ladies in wheelchairs are that, then lets go tackle them btches. lol anyway they all laughed at the boric acid and i got big tip lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by crayc View Post

    so i said look up there, this is the jets year to be division champion.
    No wonder why you are a waiter.

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    Your way of getting your jollies is about as warped as TX's...

    but at least you get out of the house.

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    It's nice they were good sports, I'm not quite sure how to describe you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jetswin View Post
    It's nice they were good sports, I'm not quite sure how to describe you.
    Um Crazy..

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    Quote Originally Posted by quantum View Post
    Hey - we're going to knock some old ladies out of their wheelchairs this weekend.
    How do you know where the Pats LB's will be this weekend?

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    it was all in good fun. they were joking about them selves too. i was going to stop but they would keep saying something else about them selves lol. by the way i didnt put boric acid on their food.

    and tx, being a waiter is not bad. especially in a hotel lol.

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    Quote Originally Posted by crayc View Post
    it was all in good fun. they were joking about them selves too. i was going to stop but they would keep saying something else about them selves lol. by the way i didnt put boric acid on their food.

    and tx, being a waiter is not bad. especially in a hotel lol.

    for some reason that cracked me up

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    wow! Take it easy man they're only kids.

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    well you got moms and pops, a 10 yr old, and 3 19 year olds,i would assume. my jokes were towards the parents. one of the kids did a florida chop thingy, i was looking at him like wtf. OHHH OHHHH OHHHH, i ran away at thaat point. threw me off. but hey regardless if they kids. if you wear a pats jersey in my domain you will get heckled.

    i did it before, the week after the superbowl. to execs. they all had pats jackets. they looked uptight. i said screw it and i was laughing at them for having the jackets. i yelled at them to burn it. lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by PatsFanTX View Post
    How do you know where the Pats LB's will be this weekend?
    Matt Walsh

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    Quote Originally Posted by crayc View Post
    i work as a waiter at a bar an undisclosed hotel by laguardia. so i get this family from boston. the lil kid wore a brady jersey. there were 3 other teenage kids, they were here for some track and field competition.

    so i really laid it to them, they sat right under this huge jetts neon sign lol, so i said look up there, this is the jets year to be division champion. i told them the patriots is a retirement home. the kids said they won the trac thing. i said did you cheat. i told the kid with the jersey that i was going to prepare his burger for him. i told him dont put an asterisk on it. they all were good sports. all laughing. i loved sticking the fact that the gints beat them. i asked if they were all crying. they obliged. i said great. get ready to cry some more when my jets win the superbowl. i am not a yankee fan, but i had to put that in somewhere..

    anyway i told them i was going to put boric acid in there to go box lol i love my job. i am known for being a cray-c waiter
    Great... thanks for making Jets fans look classy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by crayc View Post
    it was all in good fun. they were joking about them selves too. i was going to stop but they would keep saying something else about them selves lol. by the way i didnt put boric acid on their food.

    and tx, being a waiter is not bad. especially in a hotel lol.
    you wouldn't happen to be related to one Jetsrule128, would you?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Integrity28 View Post
    Great... thanks for making Jets fans look classy.
    hey you would do the same. i dont want to see no pats jersey under my jets neon sign. good to see the jets sign on top of them though lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by PatsFanTX View Post
    No wonder why you are a waiter.
    Nothing wrong with being a waiter or anything else. Just an awful value judgement. As for laying into the Cheats fans/customers, thanks, although they could have gotten you fired if they spoke to your manager. Hope you gave them something "on the arm" for being such good sports.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Integrity28 View Post
    Great... thanks for making Jets fans look classy.
    I wonder if he asked the wife to flash her boobs?

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