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    OT: Body Waxing...

    I mentioned in another thread that my wife and I are going on a week-long cruise to Bermuda on Sunday. I'm a pretty hairy guy and it's kind of embarrasing to be seen on a beach wearing what could be perceived as a moth-eaten sweater from the distance. It's gotten to the point where my wife gets upset when I take my shirt off at the beach. So...I've decided to do an extremely teh ghey activity and have my back waxed (and only my back - the scene from 40 Year Old Virgin was enough to solidify my decision to NEVER have my front waxed). Anyone think this is necessary/stupid? Keep in mind that I'm 29 and still have several years of having to look good with my shirt off before my wife doesn't give a sh1t.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jets Things View Post
    I mentioned in another thread that my wife and I are going on a week-long cruise to Bermuda on Sunday. I'm a pretty hairy guy and it's kind of embarrasing to be seen on a beach wearing what could be perceived as a moth-eaten sweater from the distance. It's gotten to the point where my wife gets upset when I take my shirt off at the beach. So...I've decided to do an extremely teh ghey activity and have my back waxed (and only my back - the scene from 40 Year Old Virgin was enough to solidify my decision to NEVER have my front waxed). Anyone think this is necessary/stupid? Keep in mind that I'm 29 and still have several years of having to look good with my shirt off before my wife doesn't give a sh1t.
    I admire your ballz.

    Let me know how it goes. I have a simian back as well.

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    Why not just shave it? The ManGroomer, baby.

    Cheap and painless.

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    Quote Originally Posted by thshadow View Post
    Why not just shave it? The ManGroomer, baby.

    Cheap and painless.
    Zits, bro.

    And I havent seen a razor with a two foot handle.

    C'mon.

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    Try this first...much easier... (from what Ive heard)



    (zit free)

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    Please videotape and post.

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    i get my back waxed. it doesnt hurt at all. best of luck

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    Quote Originally Posted by 32green View Post
    Zits, bro.

    C'mon.
    Exactly. It's one thing to be hairless at the beach, but it's another thing altogether when a blind guy can read "Cheese umbrella hammock turd grapefruit" in the bumps on your back.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 32green View Post
    Zits, bro.

    And I havent seen a razor with a two foot handle.

    C'mon.
    It's an *electric* razor, and it *does* have a two foot handle.

    http://www.mangroomer.com/

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    Quote Originally Posted by thshadow View Post
    It's an *electric* razor, and it *does* have a two foot handle.

    http://www.mangroomer.com/
    LMAO, "The Shadow" knows...

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    I used to get my backed waxed due to the fact that I have as what could be considered the forbidden forest on my back (thank goodness its blond) but now that I have been with my girlfriend for the last few years she just takes my hair clippers with a #1 guard and buzzes it down. Since I have blondish / brown hair you cant see it once its buzzed down and it feels nice and soft afterwards. It lasts for about 3-4 weeks before I need to have it done again.

    Its cheaper, less painful and just as affective. A draw back to waxing is that it can be a little prickly aftewards.

    Just a thought, but why is your wife so bothered by you being 110% man? I see a window of opportunity to suggest she keep uhum, other areas of her body shaved or waxed if she requires you to do the same just a thought.

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    Quote Originally Posted by thshadow View Post
    It's an *electric* razor, and it *does* have a two foot handle.

    http://www.mangroomer.com/
    Lol, whoa....when I'm wrong, I'm wong. That thing looks too good to be true...thShadow, did you use this remarkable device, or is it a hobby?

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    Quote Originally Posted by 10PennyToColes87 View Post
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    This thread makes me feel like a homosapien.

    SAR I

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    Just get waxed. It doesnt hurt THAT much.. unless ur as tough as a little girl. But be aware that the skin under all that hair is gonna be a paler shade of white then u even thought possible. So u might wanna pre tan once before going; if looking good is ur agenda

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    Quote Originally Posted by 32green View Post
    I admire your ballz
    They are nice, aren't they?

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    havent you see 40 year old virgin? Shave dude, or trim.

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    You should go like this...

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