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Thread: New England Patriots cornerback Jonathan Wilhite told police that he pulled his groin

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    New England Patriots cornerback Jonathan Wilhite told police that he pulled his groin

    "On Sunday, September 27, 2009, the North Attleboro Police responded to the Cumberland Farms store in the Attleboro Falls area of town, after receiving a call from Jonathan Wilhite concerning suspicious activity. Mr. Wilhite stated that 2 subjects were in his parking lot when he arrived home, and one approached him on foot and yelled at him.

    "Mr. Wilhite became concerned and ran to Cumberland Farms where he asked the clerk to call police. He did mention that he had pulled his groin while he was running. The matter remains under investigation by North Attleboro detectives."



    He was probably covering up the fact that Brady was chasing him wanting to pull his groin.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bcess View Post
    "On Sunday, September 27, 2009, the North Attleboro Police responded to the Cumberland Farms store in the Attleboro Falls area of town, after receiving a call from Jonathan Wilhite concerning suspicious activity. Mr. Wilhite stated that 2 subjects were in his parking lot when he arrived home, and one approached him on foot and yelled at him.

    "Mr. Wilhite became concerned and ran to Cumberland Farms where he asked the clerk to call police. He did mention that he had pulled his groin while he was running. The matter remains under investigation by North Attleboro detectives."



    He was probably covering up the fact that Brady was chasing him wanting to pull his groin.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Vinny Patrollie View Post
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    lol +1

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    [QUOTE=bcess;3281723 Mr. Wilhite stated that 2 subjects were in his parking lot when he arrived home, and one approached him on foot and yelled at him.

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    Er, he has a parking lot?

    ANd who did he tell he had a pulled groin, the poleez or the poor Cumberland farm employee?

    "theys a guy yelling at me in my parking lot and I pulled my groin! Call the poleez mister!"

    This is all very confusing.
    Last edited by 32green; 09-29-2009 at 07:49 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bcess View Post
    "On Sunday, September 27, 2009, the North Attleboro Police responded to the Cumberland Farms store in the Attleboro Falls area of town, after receiving a call from Jonathan Wilhite concerning suspicious activity. Mr. Wilhite stated that 2 subjects were in his parking lot when he arrived home, and one approached him on foot and yelled at him.

    "Mr. Wilhite became concerned and ran to Cumberland Farms where he asked the clerk to call police. He did mention that he had pulled his groin while he was running. The matter remains under investigation by North Attleboro detectives."



    He was probably covering up the fact that Brady was chasing him wanting to pull his groin.
    He was probably buying dope

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    OMG

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    Now he'll be fined by Bellichick for releasing injury information. He's lucky he's not on the Browns. Mangini would fine him $170,001.

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    Since when Cumberland Farms started selling anal lube?

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    Most likely, he didn't have the cash or the coke he owed the gentlemen, so he ran to call the cops for protection.

    Karma wasn't a complete b!tch to this guy - he only pulled his groin.

    Ahh, that pearly-white reputation of the Patriots and their players. The same reputation that makes me think that this is exactly what happened.

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    Quote Originally Posted by GreenJoe View Post
    Most likely, he didn't have the cash or the coke he owed the gentlemen, so he ran to call the cops for protection.

    Karma wasn't a complete b!tch to this guy - he only pulled his groin.

    Ahh, that pearly-white reputation of the Patriots and their players. The same reputation that makes me think that this is exactly what happened.
    If only he was more like such pearly-white NFL players as Shaun Ellis, Calvin Pace or Josh Evans, this never would have happened!

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    Patriots Injury Report

    Jonathan Wilhite - Injured below the chin (undisclosed)

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    In related news:

    Brady is gay.

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